I swear I almost forgot I didn't update, I was living in my own little world thinking I did but nope. Anyways, enjoy darlings. x
4. Leaving Town Abruptly
What Phil liked most about sleeping in was that it brought him joy unlike no other. He'd never tell his girlfriend either than sometimes the company of his bed was far more lovely than hers. He snuggled into the covers as he smiled widely, no work and not a single thing to disturb him since A.J was currently going shopping with Kaitlyn so he could rest up before his (loud) girlfriend came(barged) into his home.
He smiled before there was a knock at the door, he groaned and decided that perhaps if he ignored the door the person would go. The bell suddenly rang about a million times and he groaned placing the pillow over his head trying to block out the sound but soon the light knocks were bangs and the rings were more constant. He only knew one person who was this persistent (annoying) and that was his sweet(idiotic) girlfriend.
He threw the covers off and dragged himself to the door, he cursed himself for falling head over heels for A.J. She was hyper(the devil's spawn) and she was way too loud. He opened the door and groaned. She seemed nervous as she bit her lip and frowned noticing he was still in his shorts from bed.
"Phil, what the hell, get dressed," she snapped
"Why?" he frowned, "it's like 7, aren't you supposed to be shopping or something?"
"Phil hurry up and get dressed," she frowned
"Why should I do that?"
"Look, no time to explain just get dressed pack a bag of clothes and hurry I gotta' get the hell out of here and you need to come with me," she told him
He frowned, out of all the things that A.J has ever asked him to do this was the weirdest of them all. Pack a bag of clothes and leave with her? Where? And why the hell was he supposed to be the one to follow? He frowned and moved aside as she walked(barged) into his home. She sat on the couch and rushed him to hurry before she knocked him out and took him by force.
He changed into some shorts and a t-shirt, placed on his cap and headed down with a bag slung over his shoulder. He watched her as he descended the stairs, she looked nervous, something he'd never seen in her before. He watched as she stood once she caught sight of him and dragged him to the door. He hurried while she barked commands to lock the door so they can go.
They got into her car after he put his bag in the trunk and without warning -and before he put his seatbelt on- A.J pressed her foot on the gas pedal and the car rushed out of his street. He gripped onto the little bar on the top and buckled up quickly. A.J seemed rushed and he wasn't sure what it was she did because she refused to tell him as she concentrated on getting the hell out of there.
He was imagining that they would head over to her apartment and relax for a bit while A.J hid from whoever or whatever she was hiding from but short hours later he found himself gaping as they passed the "Welcome to Tampa" sign in a haste. He looked at the small girl for answers but her eyes were squinted as she watched the road, he sighed and reached for her glasses before placing them on.
"Thanks," she muttered
"So you mind telling me what the hell you're doing?" he asked
"She's come to visit," she answered
"Who's come to visit?" he arched an eyebrow
"She," she mumbled, "the devil's spawn."
Phil sighed and wondered what the hell ever attracted him to this woman in the first time. She was so weird, and slightly, dare he say it, crazy. She always made sure that no matter what it was they did together he'd end up in trouble or on the verge of dying.
Hours passed before she stopped at a hotel, he sighed and followed her out wordlessly as she booked them a room. Once they were there she proceeded to take a shower and once she came out she landed on the bed with a tired sigh. He took his shower next and after he was done he watched as she looked up at the ceiling.
"I don't always mean to drag you into this stuff," she giggled, "but this was a must."
"What did you do?" he asked frowning
"Nothing," she smiled
"We aren't running from the law?"
"Why would we be running from the law?" she asked laughing slightly, "I'm not crazy, you know."
"Yeah," he muttered
"But like I said, this was all needed," she sighed
"Who are we hiding from?"
"My cousin, Maria, remember her?" A.J asked looking at him
Of course, Maria. The cousin who lived in California with red hair that just caught your attention, the one girl A.J couldn't stand. Why? Because Maria had a personal vendetta against her and somehow it always involved Phil and trying to seduce him, so that's why they were here?
"What do yo-"
"She's visiting," A.J answered, "so we had to go."
"We couldn't have stayed somewhere close to home?"
"She'd find us," A.J muttered sitting up, "she'd kill us."
"You're being irrational with this," he sighed
"I'll be damned before she kills you with her red hair of hell, Phil!" she squeaked out
"Red hair of hell?" Phil pinched the bridge of his nose, "let's sleep, please?"
"Okay," she smiled brightly
Once the lights were off he shut his eyes but frowned when the figure next to him began moving about. He groaned and turned the lamp back on watching as A.J sat up with a frown on her face.
"What's wrong?" he asked
"Yeah I think I may have overdid it," A.J frowned
"What are you talking about?"
"I don't even think she's visiting until next week," she sighed
He finally sat up and glared, "what?"
"Well I was so caught up when I heard my mom say she was coming that I blocked out the 'next week' part, and now as I thought about it I remembered," she chuckled nervously, "ya feel?"
"A.J," Phil warned
"Oh well, all's well that ends well," A.J grinned burying her face into her pillow
Punk growled as she said her goodnight's and drifted to sleep, he'd have to kill her soon. It wasn't Maria who would destroy him, no, the person who would end up destroying him would be A.J with her crazy antics and overly forgetful brain.
He sighed and leaned back, "stupid."
Tried to make this one long and I failed. Boo for me, well hope you liked nonetheless. Lots of love!
