"Dad? Can I ask you a question?" Light inquired nervously.

"Of course, Light. What is it?" Soichiro answered back.

"Well…this a purely hypothetical question…but what would your reaction be if I impregnated Misa?" Light asked, flinching.

"This is purely hypothetical?"

"Of course!" Light assured.

Soichiro seemed to consider it. "Well, I suppose I would be disappointed in you. You would have to get a job to help support her and you'd have to move in together…"

"But that's it?" Light asked in disbelief.

"You'd have to marry her as well."

"…"

"Light?"

"…"

"Light?"

"…"

"LIGHT!"

Soichiro was quite sure that the twitch above Light's right eye was not a good sign.


"LIIIIIIIGHT!" Misa squawked. "I've decided to name the baby after you!"

"Misa, you're not pregnant."

"I'm not?" Misa asked in confusion.

" No," Light said firmly. "You're just fat."

~Author's Note~

Misa's fat. End of story.