A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YELLOW! I meant to ask to post this yesterday, on her actual birthday, but I completely forgot... Sorry, Yellow! Happy belated birthday! This is a stupid and crappy oneshot I wrote for Language Arts. The prompt was, 'Your parachute gently lowers you to the lurid surface of a refulgent and fulgurating environment. Continue.' (If you want to read another story for this prompt, and you enjoy Vocaloid, read NinjaTroll25's 'The Light of This Place'. It's very good, and not a oneshot.) So, I wrote about everyone 'parachuting' into Nimbasa City (Hel-lo, shining and flashing environment? Amusement park, anyone?). Also, I'm still working on my OOC-ness, so tell me how I'm doing with that, please.

Disclaimer: Any flying Tepigs? Nope… then I don't own.

"This is your captain speaking. We are ready to disembark, so please unfasten your safety harnesses and secure your parachutes. Good luck and I hope you land safely!" Well, that's encouraging: 'Oh and you might not land safely, so good luck!' How can our captain say that so calmly, as if there was nothing wrong with that statement being an afterthought?

"Yellow! Hey, earth to Yellow!"

"Senior Yellow? You need to get up and fix your parachute."

"Huh?" I snapped back to attention and looked around. Platinum was looking worried and Blue looked like… well, Blue. Then I realized that I was the only person who wasn't up with their parachute on. Even Diamond, my slow and 'relaxed' junior, was ready to jump from the private plane we were flying in and Platinum had rented for us.

"… I still don't see why we can't fly down on our Pokemon…" Red was grumbling. I was finally up and fixing my parachute, so I answered.

"Because that takes all the fun out of parachuting! Plus, not everyone has a flying type Pokemon, or one that knows or can learn Fly." Red looked at me, startled. I don't think he knew I was listening… Oops… Oh well.

"Seniors, Diamond, Pearl, it is time to jump! Are you ready?" Platinum asked over the noise of the engines of the plane. I took a deep breath and nodded, praying that Gold wouldn't shove anyone out of the plane.

"OK then! Senior Crystal, please star counting down. Remember, we'll jump on three. Pearl, pay attention and please don't try to jump early," Platinum begged her hasty friend.

"OK, starting countdown! 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... YEEAAGHHH!" Crystal screamed as Gold and Emerald shoved her out of the plane. As they laughed, we could hear her screams echoing and fading away. "… Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'llllllll kiiiillllll yoouuu, Goooolllldddd! Aaaannndd Eeemmmrrraaaaaallldd…!"

"O-OK then… let's all jump now, Seniors! Diamond, Pearl, let's go!" Platinum said nervously. I felt bad for her and Crystal. Then, we all jumped.

I looked down below me as we were all falling, and saw all the flashing and shining lights. I blinked, and looked around, but we were still too high up to see clearly. Suddenly, a person shot by my head and seemingly grew wings. As he slowed down, I saw that it was Red and Aero, his Aerodactyl. I sighed and rolled my eyes.

Then I heard a rapid and slightly frantic beating noise, and looked up. Sapphire had called out Pilo, her Tropius, and jumped on its back. Ruby jumped on too, followed by Emerald, who Sapph and Ruby immediately shoved off. I laughed a little, and then felt slightly bad for him. Then everyone except Platinum, Diamond, Pearl, Emerald, and I had called out their Flying types and were soaring around- Gold on Togetaro, his Togekiss; Crystal on her Xatu; Blue on Jiggly, her Jigglipuff; Silver on his Murkrow; Green on his Charizard. I sighed and called out my Butterfree, Kitty.

As we landed, the flashing subsided a little, and we were able to see more clearly. The flashing was because we had landed in an amusement park. As we looked around, trying to take in the whole park, a girl with long brown hair in a high ponytail wearing short-shorts and a cap and a boy with shaggy chestnut brown hair and a hat vaguely similar to Red's ran past, chasing after two cute little pig-like Pokemon, who ran right up to me.

"Looks like you've got some new friends, Yellow!" Blue joked. I blushed, and handed the Pokemon back to their trainers.

"Thanks!" they both said, then scolded the cute little pigs, "Tep, Bubu-chan, don't run away like that!"

"Um, hi… I'm Yellow. I have a question… Where are we?" I asked the two trainers timidly, as they seemed very friendly.

"Hmm? Oh, you're in the Unova region. I'm White, and this little Tepig-" she held up the female pig, "- is Bubu-chan. That boy over there is Black, and his Tepig-" she indicated the male pig Black was holding, "- is Tep. Nice to meet you!" said the girl trainer. "Black! Say 'hi' to these trainers!"

"Huh? Oh, hi. I'm Black," he said.

Red stepped forward. "Hi. I'm Red, and these are my friends: Blue, Green, Yellow already introduced herself, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum." As Red said our names, we each raised our hands, in turn, to show who he were. He then turned to Blue, "Did I get that right?" Blue sighed and nodded.

"Hey, wait a second, where's Emerald?" Crystal asked. We all looked around, confused. Suddenly, Ruby yelled in surprise. We all looked at him, Sapph and Red calling out Rono and Pika.

"That's what you get for shoving me off of Sapph's Tropius!" Emerald yelled, holding Ruby's hat. We all sweatdropped.

"Gimme my hat back!" Ruby yelled at Emerald. "Zuzu! Use mud shot!" The Swmapert obliged, firing a stream of mud at Emerald, who dropped the hat. Ruby ran over and picked up his hat and put it back on. White stared at him. "What? Is there mud on my hat?"

"N-no… … Well, um, come on. Black and I will show you around!" White said awkwardly. "… Actually, where IS Black?"

"YAAAA-HOOOOOO! I'M GONNA MAKE IT TO THE POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP AND I'M GONNA WIN IT! LOOK OUT, YOU OF THE ELITE FOR! AND CHAMPION ALDER! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU!"

As Blue, Platinum, and Silver scrambled to their feet after falling down (how could that Black be that loud? He was louder than Gold or Pearl!), the rest of us looked over at where Black was standing with his Tepig and two other Pokemon, a bird and some other pink flowery Pokemon, and then at White. White sweatdropped.

"… Uh… He's, uh, kind of… energetic. Yeah, let's put it that way… BLACK! GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE!"

"… … … Should we go with them?" Crystal asked.

"Hell yeah!" Gold said. Crystal smacked him. "Ow!"

"Yes! Look at the magnificent coloration of that bird Pokemon's plumage! Beautiful!" Ruby exclaimed.

We looked at each other, shrugged, and went after White, who was yelling at Black.

A/N: Seriously, what am I posting these days that ISN'T an LA assignment? If you are sick of all these stories being crappy and edited school assignments, PM me and let me know. I will try to think of an original idea. Or if you have one you want me to write about, PM me and tell me what it is. Also, check out the poll I'm gonna set up soon, and please vote on it! Also, I might writhe a sequel to this oneshot... Finally, please don't kill me if I don't upload/update stories quickly; I lose my computer privileges quite often by not doing homework... Sorry... ANYWAYS! Thanks! R&R, please!