"So that'll be one ice cold soda and one whisky?" Corrin asked.

"Uh-Huh." Link said.

They were in Pac's bar and Nightclub, a bar that was often busy. Since the murders however, less people had showed up. Heck Yoshi, Rosalina, Duck Hunt and Flaco left Smash Town altogether and returned to their own dimensions out of fear.

"Hey." Robin said. "Do you mind putting a little extra ice in mine?"

"I can do that." Corrin shrugged. "For 50 cents. You know the rule."

"50 cents for an ice cube, I know but can't you cut me some slack? My rents due in two days!"

"Oh shit!" Link cried. "I forgot! Dang it! I'm totally broke!"

"That's on you." Corrin mused. "I can't get fired."

"Why can't you just break one rule?" Robin asked.

"Because if I do, I'll get unemployed. And if I get unemployed I won't make any money. And no money equals zero rent payed, and not paying rent which leads to going homeless. So no." Corrin reasoned. "I'm not sneaking you any ice."

"You're no fun." Robin muttered under his breath. "Why do we have to pay rent anyways? Can't we just… you know keep the houses?"

"It's complicated." Corrin said.

"Hey, which way to the bathroom?" Link asked.

"To your right!" Corrin said happily.

"Goody-two-shoes." Robin said angrily as walked over to the old video games. "You used to be fun. AUGGHHH. I hate you Corrin. I fucking hate you."

After fifteen minutes, Corrin was in the back washing dishes (Since all of the busboys quit.)

Then suddenly the door opened.

"Pac?" Corrin asked. "Is that you?"

The only response was a motor starting.

Corrin turned around to see a man wearing all black with a raven pin. A chainsaw was in his hand.

"Wha-what are doing?" Corrin asked nervously.


Everyone in the bar jumped in shock as a scream of pain came from the kitchen.


"So." Roy said as he leaned down to take a closer look at the blood on the card, which had been melted off. "Are the results in?"

"It'll take about thirty minutes." Shulk said as he fiddled with the microscope.

"Where did Dunban go off to again?" Pikachu asked while on top of Roy's shoulder.

"He said he had something to take care of." Lucina mused as Link ran inside and grabbed his hand.

"COME QUICK!" Link yelled as he dragged Roy outside. Roy followed weakly, hoping to see what had gotten the Hyrulian so riled up.

"HEY!" Pikachu yelled as he tried to hold on. "What happened?"

"There's been another murder!" Link cried.

"Wha-Who was killed?" Roy asked.

"Take a look!" Link yelled as he shoved them into the back door of the bar.

Roy took one look at the corpse than screamed in horror.

Corrin was lying in a pool of blood with a chainsaw in his stomach. His head had been chopped off, his eye balls fried and his though torn out.

"Are you alright Roy-OH MY GODS?" Lilina screamed as she walked into the bar. She ran out shortly afterwards, crying.

"Wh-who did this?" Roy sobbed.

"I don't know." Link whispered, clearly horrified. "But Robin's crying his eyes out front. I think someone may need to talk to him."

"You go do that." Roy said. "PIKACHU! Fetch me that thing used to dust for fingerprints!"

"You mean the fingertip power." Pikachu said with narrowed eyes.

"That's right! Go get me some!" Roy demanded.

"We don't have any." Pikachu snapped.

"Then make some!" Roy exclaimed as he picked up the chainsaw. It was rather light, with sharp edges.

"Fine." Pikachu said as he darted off.

"Good." Roy said as he dropped the chainsaw. He later walked outside to see Robin crying, Bayonetta talking to Pac Man and Dunban was cleaning something red off his hands.

"Am I going to get paid more know that he's gone?" Bayonetta asked.

"Looks like it." Pac Man grimaced. "Why did my best worker have to get killed? Now I don't have a single hard working person working here."

"You have me!" Bayonetta cried.

"You hardly count." Pac Man snorted. "All you want to do is seduce the young men coming here. I lost my best worker and my best customer in two days. What are the odds? Is someone out to ruin my business or something?"

"Perhaps it was just pure convince." Dunban said as he dried his hands.

"What was just on your hands?" Roy snarled.

"Ketchup." Dunban answered. "What, do you think I'm the killer?"

"It's definitely not you." Bayonetta cooed as she put her hand on his check and traced them down. "Someone as…handsome as you could never kill. I think its Robin!"

"What makes you say that?" Robin yelled.

"You were in a fight with Corrin before it happened." Bayonetta mused.

"If it's anyone its Link!" Robin yelled. "He went to the bathroom for a while!"

"What does that prove?" Link cried.

"No one could've been in there for that long!" Robin screamed. "Unless if you had explosive diarrhea that is!"

"Go outside." Pac Man snarled as he pointed towards the door. "No one talks about stuff like that at my bar! It's gross and unpleasant. I'm with Roy on Dunban. He's been in a bad mood ever since Lucina and Shulk started going out."

"Wha-no!" Dunban snapped. "I didn't kill anyone! It could've been Lucina. She does have a title to hold onto doesn't she, as the most popular Fire Emblem character?"

"And it goes back to Lucina!" Link yelled. "Again. Why are you so upset that they're dating anyways? Are you gay for Shulk or something? And who said she was the most popular Fire Emblem character?"

"Be quiet!" Roy yelled. "We don't even know if the killer even lives here!"

"Guys!" Shulk yelled as he ran inside. "The blood matches. The killer does live here."

Everyone gasped.

"You mean…he's one of us?" Link cried.

Lucina nodded as Shulk began to explain everything.

"Alright guys." Roy said once he was done and Pikachu had reentered the room. "Stay cool. Don't freak out. Everything will be alright."

But naturally everyone did the opposite.