Disclaimer: Yes, I know Picledee. He's my father!..Uh, don't ask. Anyway, I really don't own Twit OR Picledee, unfortunately for me, fortunately for everyone else. Robin Jarvis owns them, and Jerry Spinelli own Stargirl. KA Applegate owns the Animorphs and Tolkien owns the LOTR people. Francine Pascal owns Gaia and Robin Jarvis once again owns Neil (although without the weird personality). John is MINE!!!!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!! Laura and Steph/Sickgirl, own themselves, only part of their personalities is made up. Uh..anyone else? Oh yeah, Gabriel's from Shadow People, owned by Joyce McDonald. Simon is from the Sevenwaters Trilogy, owned by Juliet Marillier. Laura's brother owns himself. And Kit is owned by Diane Duane, from the Young Wizards Series.

***American Idol-LOTR style***



Rachel: *crosses fingers* Maybe I'll win.Maybe-

Marco: *snickers* I doubt it!

Rachel: At least I was more than half awake when I sang!

Marco: Hey, it's not my fault little Miss Kung-fu Gal decided to knock me out!

Rachel: Yes, it is.

Marco: Grrr.

Neil: STOP! We need silence!

Gaia: We do?

John: *shrug* I guess, that's what they do in the movies.

Neil: Good point. Onward, march!

Everyone: Huh?

Neil: *mutters* Forget it.

Gaia, John and Neil: *whisper*

Everyone else: *tries to listen*

Gaia: I'll get Kung-Fu on you!

Everyone: AHHHHH!

David: *wakes up* Huh? *sees Gaia* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gaia: *smirk*

John: *clears throat* We have a decision!

Neil: We do?

Gaia: Shut up!

John: The winner is-

POOF!

Gwen: Hey, peoples!

John: We were just announcing the winner.

Gwen: I know. And I DO not want Ax to win.

John: But.

Ax: {Yipeeee!}

Gwen: Rachel wins cos she's my favorite character..and plus, I like that commercial.

POOF!

Ax: {Noooooooooo! Come back and change it!!!}

Rachel: No, don't come back!

POOF!

Ax: {YAY!}

Rachel: NOOOO!

Gwen: Oh, yeah.New judges for the LOTR people. Picledee is coming! YAY!!!!! Along with Twit! From The Deptford Mice Trilogy.

Ax: {That's it?}

Gwen: What do you mean 'That's it?'?! That's WONDERFUL news! Picledee is the best! Do not insult him! INSULT HIM AND DIE!!!!!

Gaia: We can leave?

Gwen: Uh huh.

Gaia and John: YAY! *hug each other, jumping up and down*

Neil: Awwwwwwww!

Crayak: Shut up!

Neil: Ok.

Gaia: Hey, isn't there supposed to be THREE judges? You said only two.

Gwen: That's cos.uh..Stargirl's coming!

Everyone: Stargirl?

Gwen: Imebciles! IDIOTS! BUTTHEADS! You all have demented brains! You don't know Stargirl?!

Everyone: No.

Gwen: Grr.Then you'll see!

POOF

Rachel: Where's the exclamation point?

POOF!

Rachel: Oh, ok.

POOF!

Twit: Where are 'e?

Picledee: I'm alive! Wheeee!

Stargirl: You need a Congratulations card!

Twit: Where are 'e?!

Everyone: *shrug* Ask Gwen.

David: She left dimwit!

Voice in sky: No name calling! It hurts people's feelings

Everyone: Huh?

*no answer*

Everyone: *shrug*

POOF!

Kit: Hello!

Everyone: Hello!

Kit: I'm here to make sure no one kills anyone else. Now, Animorphs get seated.

Animorphs: *muttering move to magical floating chairs in the sky*

Kit: Good. I'm a wizard and I can do horrible things to you if you mess up!

Gandalf: I'm a wizard too!!!!!

Kit: Oh well. *takes out camera*

LOTR peeps: What's that?

Kit: A camera. I have e feeling I'm going to see a Kodak moment soon.

LOTR peep: WTF?

Kit: Forget it. *passes Picledee a paper* Read it.

Piceldee: Just don't step on me! *looks at paper*

Kit: *rolls eyes* Uh huh. Whatever you say..

POOF!

Laura: HEY! Are you all buttheads? Yup, that's what I thought.

Everyone: Who are you?

Laura: Laura.

Everyone: And....

Laura: And I wanted to see Tobias. He's-

POOF!

Steph: HEY Homies!

Laura: STEPH!

Steph: It's SickGIRL!!!!!! Do you guys like GC?

Everyone: No.

Sickgirl: YOU SSSSUUUUCCCKKK.JOEL IS HOTT! SO HOTT BABY!!!!

POOF!

Gwen: Shesh, Steph. These people don't even know who GC is!

Sickgirl: *gasp* they don't know Joel???

Laura: Well, at least they know Nelly, right? Or Missy Elliot. Is it woooorth it.Lemmmme work it.

Gwen: Nope. They're ignorant.

Sickgirl: *Talking to Pippin* Repeat after me. You see them on TV.

Pippin: You see them on Tb.

Sickgirl: Read it in the magazines.

Pippin: Read it in the magazines.

Sickgirl: Celebrities want sympathy.

Pippin: Celebrities want sympathy.

Gwen: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cricket cricket*

Gwen: Good! Now, since 'Gia' and 'Sickgirl' are here, they might as well help. The judges are Picledee, T-

Laura: PICLEDEE?! MY HUSBAND!!!

Picledee and Laura: *embrace*

Laura: Where did you go? I missed you!

Picledee: *looks around nervously* Well, I don't remember exactly. But I KNOW that I wasn't sleeping with Audrey! I PROMISE! REALLY!!!!!

Laura: *gasp* *smack* PICLEDEE!!!!! You slept with another woman??

Picledee: Well, not really. Audrey's a mouse, not a woman.

Laura: *pushes him and growls* Grrrr.

Gwen: DAD!!! HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON LAURA?!

Picldee: Uhhhhhh..UHHHHHHHHHHh!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHh!

Gwen: You're fired!

Picledee: You can't fire your father!!!!

Gwen: I just did!!!!!

Picledee: Noooooo! You can't do this! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Grrr! LEAVE!!!

POOF!

Gwen: He's gone, yay!

POOF!

Simon: Ahhh! Sorcha!

Gwen: *drool* SIMON!

Laura: SO this is Simon?

Sickgirl: Kewl. But Joel is better.

Gwen: Sorcha wasn't for you!! You're MINE, MINE I TELL YOU! MIIIINE!

Simon: Ahhhhhhhh! Save me! Where am I?

Gwen: You're a figment of my imagination.

Laura: I'm not!

Sickgirl: ME TOO!

Gwen: Well, Simon is. GIMME A HUG, SIMON!

Simon: ahhhh!

POOF!

Gwen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo! How did he leave! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

POOF!

Gabriel: Where am I?

Gwen: Gabriel! I HATE YOU! YOU KEPT GIVING LYDIA THE WRONG MESSAGE DORK!!!!

Gabriel: Hey, I did- Wait. How do you know?!

Gwen: You're a figment of my imagination. And Lydia was the best. I hate Gwen, so ha! Grrrr. I can relate to you, though.

Gwen & Gabriel: *talk*

Everyone: *snooooore*

Gwen: Srry! Ok, Gabriel, stay with the judge. Bye guys!

POOF!

Laura: What about me!

Sickgirl: Jooooel *clap clap* Joooooel *clap clap*

Gwen's voice: You stay here and teach them good songs.

Laura & Sickgirl: Ok!

Gabriel: OK, first up is Eowyn!

Sickgirl: *whispers to Eowyn*

Eowyn: *nods* Ok! I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave for you.(can't remember rest, just pretend she sings it) *dances slutty*

Marco: Whee!

Rachel: Shut up!

Gabriel: I've never heard of that song.

Laura: Cos you've been in jail.

Gabriel: Oh yeah.

Twit: That was scary.

Kit: Tell me about it.

Laura: *rolls eyes* Go!

Gabriel: Ok next is. Uh.....Pippin!

Sickgirl: *whispers*

Pippin: *nods* It's getting hoooot in here, so take off all your clothes. It's hot in here tonight. I wanna take my clothes oooofff!

Gabriel: I've never heard of that song either.

Laura: ARGGGG!

Kit: God! Sickgirl, stop giving them ideas!!!! STOPSTOPSTOPSOTPSOTPOSPTOPSOPTPOSPOTPOPOP!

Sickgirl: Go pop!

Laura's brother: Dude.

Laura: Where'd you come from?

Laura's Bro: I dunno, dude.

Laura: Leave or I'll tell mom!

Laura's B.: DUDE! *leaves*

Stargirl: Hey, since Gwen just read the script over, and she found I was supposed to be a judge, not Kit. I have only one line!!!!!!!

Kit: Ooops.

Stargirl: That's what they alllll say.

Kit: Uh oh.

Stargirl: *attacks Kit*

Kit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Stargirl: *gets into chair* Let the games begin!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!