England tore open the packaging, "Don't be a frog, don't be a frog..." He said as Alfred was pulling the units out. "Dang it! We got Ivan!" I looked at each of the three units, they all looked like they were taking a nap. One, was tall and had gray hair with a scarf around his neck. Another had black hair in a ponytail and an orange Chinese outfit. The last one had wavy brown hair and tomato red uniform on. I would have assumed the second one was a girl if I didn't watch the first episode of Hetalia.
I found the manuals in the back of the box, I skimmed through the Ivan Braginski (Russia) manual. This will not be good for America.
"So how do we activate them?" I asked suspiciously, "I have no clue how I activated you guys. I was reading the manual." England sat the three units on the couch, "I have no clue how we'll activate them, as long as Russia gets activated last."
The Ivan unit stood up, "Well that isn't nice, Arthur." That almost gave me a heart attack, "Hey, I'm Russia! Will you become one with me, da?" He asked looking at me. Become one? Maria says you should never become one with Russia, "No thanks." I replied. He shrugged it off like it was a disappointment, "Is there vodka anywhere?" Vodka? Why would I intoxicate myself?
The unit with the long black hair stood up, "I can't believe I didn't come with panda!" He said as he started digging through the box for a panda, "At least I got kitty!" He started pulling out a massive Hello Kitty plush.
"China! Dude, can you cook something for me later! I need a fantastic meal that isn't Arthur's or Hailey's!" America yelled chasing after China. That left me alone with Britain and the last soon to be activated unit. He finally stood up as well, he had nice emerald green eyes. "Hola! I'm Spain, and who are you?"
"I'm Hailey. I'm sure Arthur can show you where all of you are sleeping." He sighed as he went to go show Spain the second bedroom.
I dug out the $1000 in the box and their extra outfits. Then I started reading China's manual:
Wang Yao (China) Manual
Speech: Wang tends to say aru at the end of each sentence.
Settings/Modes:
Chef Mode: Activates when cooking
Otaku Mode: Activates when playing with supplied Hello Kitty doll
Normal Mode: Activates when isn't bickering with Alfred Jones (America), Ivan Braginski (Russia) or Kiku Honda (Japan) units.
There are other unspecified modes so beware when China may act differently depending on personality! Enjoy your product.
"Everyone in the kitchen!" I yelled as my five roommates came in. "This better not be pointless, aru." China commented while making a shopping list of Chinese food. "Ok, everyone must carefully make their living here. My sister is having her party here and she can't find out about you until the end of her birthday." I explained.
"Shall I make churros?" Spain asked, wanting to make the tasty treat. I nodded, "You can't be seen, I suggest you all stay in the basement until I call you up."
"Hold on, question. What will you be doing then?" Russia asked, mad that he can't be upstairs. "I'm a hostess of the party I have to be upstairs." All of them groaned at me, "One of you can stay upstairs and be incognito. Please decide on your own with out trying to kill each other." I said. During the middle of their arguing the doorbell rang again.
"I'll get it." I said as America was doing rock paper scissors with Spain. I opened the door to another box of units. England saw this and came to the door with me, "Alfred only ordered five units! Why are there more?" The postman checked the order, "You ordered the six-pack deal for $200. These are your other three units."
"Thanks, we'll take them from here." I said. "What the bloody hell was that for? This apartment is too small for nine roommates! Even with the extra renovations!"
"Then I guess you will have to combine your money to expand the apartment, if the owner will allow to do it any further. I'm paying rent after all!" I yelled back at him. "Dudes, who was at the door it sounded like you got another...package." America said as he came in with China.
"You bloody git! Your ordered six units, not three!" Arthur said tackling Alfred. Spain came in a minute later, "Come on there's no need to fight. I'll pay for the expansions myself." He said.
"Where will you get all the money?" I asked worried. "I have my ways, Hailey. I'm a member of the Bad Touch Trio after all." He flashed at toothy grin.
"I'll bring the package in. It might be my underlings, da." Russia said as he single-handedly carried the package in. I dragged Spain into my office, "You can buy the expansions off my Mac." I said while turning it on.
America grabbed a steak knife and began cutting open the package. "If I'm lucky, Tony will be in there!"
A/N: Eight units and one girl sharing a constantly expanded apartment, dear god. Voting for the next three units is closed.
