It was an unnaturally quiet day at the guild, despite everyone -and when she says everyone, she meant every damn body- present, which was strange too. No one had taken a job today, even though the job board had a few good, money generous, fairly easy jobs for any to take. She'd known since she had taken a look her own self but decided against it.

Even Erza had briefly scanned the job board and found not one job that interested her before she made herself comfortable at the bar, most definitely enjoying her strawberry cake in the quiet atmosphere that was currently the guild.

Looking away from the red-head, deciding that if she stared even longer at the scarlet mage's back she was bound to feel eyes burning into the back of her head, she glanced to her right to take in the sigh of (a half naked) Gray engaging in what looked like to be a heated game of rock-paper-scissors with Natsu. Juvia, not to far off, who was accompanied by Wendy and the two exceeds, was of course cheering on her beloved 'Gray-sama' while the 3 bystanders laughed, obviously being amused ny the two boys stupidity.

Not even a moment later, Gajeel involved himself in the commotion that the small group was making. The celestial mage couldnt help but giggle as Panther Lily looked like he was about to start sweating bullets over how hostile the trio was getting over such a simple game.

Levy, was not in sight, undoubtedly in the guilds library making herself at home. Cana was a few stools away from where Erza sat at the bar, conversating with the barmaid. She was shuffling and looking apon some cards that Lucy couldn't identify of ever seeing her have before. What could they be for?

Mira pointed at the cards in her hands and Cana nodded making Mira smile and nod right back in some sort of silent agreement. Cana shuffled her cards, and started to rise. "Aye everyone, listen up!" her voice made everyone gaze at her in mild interest and wonder. Well she was about to find out, wasn't she?

"I have a game to play, if you're interested in playing come over here." her free hand motioned towards a bigger table in the middle of the guild.

Regardless of the fact most of the guild was here today, only the core members found there way to the table where Cana was separating cards as she waited for everyone to take a seat. Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Gajeel on one side, and Erza, Juvia, Wendy, and even Mirajane had decided to take apart of what ever they were doing took up the last seat. Cana sat at the end while the exceeds sat on the table at the other.

"So," Gray questioned "What is this 'game'"

Cana, finally being done with sorting, smiled at the group. "It's just a card game of different questions, nothing too complicated, even playable for the younger kids." She referred to Wendy, who just squeaked at being the odd ball out.

"So how do we decide who gets asked what first?" it was Natsu's turn to question.

"That's simple, these-" she held up a small stack of cards that didn't even look to consist of 10 cards, "-Are cards with everyone's name, I will be choosing random cards."

The blonde sighed in relief, that was a smart move on Cana's part. Everyone at first hand knew how competitive wizards in their group could be, even if it was something as plain as choosing who gets first.

"And then, who ever gets picked gets to chose a pile." She pointed towards the two stacks of cards on the table. "The right pile is kid-friendly questions, While the left are more adult themed."

"As in?" Erza asked the third question, looking greatly curious in the 'Adult themed' deck.

"You know, sexual things, yadda yadda." Cana said, lookin smug.

"Sexual? Wendy is too young for this!" Carla exclaimed, as expected by literally everyone.

"Calm down, she's going have to learn about these things sooner or later." Cana counters.

The white fured exceed didn't reply, definitely knowing she was right. With a soft 'hmph' Carla crossed her arms and looked away furious.

"Anyways, does everyone understand?" they all nodded.

"Ok then! First up is-" Cana picked a card, "Natsu!"

"Me?"

"Your name's Natsu right?"

"Shut up stripper, I know. Uh- the sexual one?"

Cana picked up another card. "Who did you lose your virginity too?"

The arrays of sounds that came from the group were making it harder for Lucy to defy making her own.

"Shut up!" Natsu barked at the ground, more at Gray since he was snorting laughter right in his ear.

"Well?" Erza was incredibly amused.

"Well, I haven't lost it yet so technically no one."

"Oh my." She could barely hear Mira-jane mumble over the roars of laughter a certain duo couldnt hold in at the fire dragon slayer's confession.

"Oh that's shocking." sarcasm just dripping from the iron dragon slayer statement. "Like anyone would even want to fu-"

"Gajeel!" Lucy hissed. "Wendy. Here. Child. Remember."

He looked like he was finally aware of the minors presence. "Oh, sorry wendy." Wendy gave him a small smile.

"Next question." Lucy directed her attention at Cana.

"Gray-sama, why were you laughing? Are you trying to tell Juvia you're not a-"

"I said next question!" Lucy cut off the water mages sentence, definitely not wanting to hear what she was about to say.

She watched Cana reaching to collect another card from the name pile, ignoring the mumbling coming from the water mage.

The same process as before, instead "Erza."

Her breath hitched.

"The adult one." of course.

Erza's cheshire smile mimicked Cana's own smile when she read the car she had just pulled.

"Sexuality?"

"Straight as a circle." trying to keep her face neutral at the new found information she had just learned about Erza, she couldn't stop the corner oh he mouth twitching slightly.

At the joke, of course.

"But circles aren't str- NGH, What the hell Gray?!"

"That's the point, hot head. Circles aren't straight therefore she is infact not either! Not like we didn't already know." Oh? So everyone knew Erza was gay besides her?

"Next is Wendy!" Cana had picked a card without her even knowing. Her attention was on the girl that sat across her. They started intensely at each other.

Lucy looked away, ignoring the feeling of those eyes burning into the wide of her head.

"What's your favorite taco topping?"

"I-I don't get to chose which dec-"

"No." Everyone said together, not missing a beat. The younger bluenette looked visibly nervous under everyone's eyes.

"Uh, olives?"

"Gross."

"Shut up Natsu." The blonde hit his arm lightly at his rude remark.

"I have to agree with Natsu on this one." Gray nodded at Gajeel's comment.

"We don't judge." Mira tried to soothe the young dragon slayer, who had started to sweat at everyone's comments on her taste of toppings.

And so the game continued, the exceeds were no where in sight. They had left after the first question. Gray went the safe route, only being asked what time he went to bed. Mira, shockingly, went the sexual way, being asked when was the last time she touched herself. Lucy almost choked when the barmaid informed them that it was today, giving the explanation of 'Why do you guys think I'm so cheerful?' Gajeel's answer to 'What do you look for in a partner' was "Short" which no one bothered to question either.

She was glad Mira has enough sense to cover the poor child's ears when sharing her answer with the group. Juvia's question had been her biggest turn on's. Her answer had been a very weird description of Gray that no one questioned.

Finally, She was the last card.

"Lucy?"

"The left?" it was more of a question than a statement. Was she going to regret this? Probably.

"Ah, let's see." Cana examined the card she picked from the deck. "Got any kinks?"

With how bold the others were being, she surely shouldn't shy away right? "Choking."

She didn't miss the scarlet eyebrow that rose. She also didn't miss the surprised sounds that her companions made.

"Really?" It was Mira who spoke first.

"Yeah." Lucy shrugged "Its hot."

"Wow," Cana whispered. "That's-

"Interesting." Erza finished her sentence, her eyes clouded over with some unknown emotion as she stared at the blonde.

"Masochism." a beat. "Ow! Lucy I'm kidding, please don't kick me again." Natsu pleaded, making the celestial mage stick here tongue out at him teasingly.

As she retreated her foot, she thought, then spoke again. "Well I'm not that much of a kinky freak, I like other things ya know. Like edging- I'm gonna stop speaking now." Everyone was silent. Looking at the blonde like she had two heads, besides Erza, who just looked like she deeply in her thoughts. What could she possibly be thinking about.

"What's edgin-"

"None of your concern." Cana interjected Wendy's sentence. "We're starting over, and oh look it's Erza's turn."

Erza didn't speak, just pointing at the pile she wanted, Cana wasted no time.

"Are you a top or bottom."

"Definitely a top." Erza glances at Lucy, making a warmth spread through more than just her chest.

"I'd like to think I have enough characteristics of a top to give into any of my lovers kinks, Like choking."

Was she-

"And edging."

Oh god. She was.

Silence spread through the group again.

"How about if I just take these out, is that fine?" Cana then swept the 'adult content' deck to the floor.