Oh, my, GOODNESS! I haven't done anything in a loong time! So, The Internet is for P*rn...hopefully!

Enjoy my character switches!


Maia flounced down the sidewalk, trembling with excitement. She sighed, saying to herself,

" Finally! I get to teach a lesson all by my self! And I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern! The Internet!" She squeaked and sang,

" The internet is really, really great!" A voice, sounding vaguely, familiar, shouted from somewhere,

" FOR PORN!" Maia ignored the voice, and kept singing,

" I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!"

" FOR PORN!" Maia tilted her head,but continued, getting a little suspicious,

" There's always some new site!"

" For porn!"

" I browse all day and night!"

" For porn!" She slowly turned around, having located the voice, she growled,

" Its like I'm surfing at the speed of light!" Jace popped out from the corner,

" FOOOOR POOORN!" Maia frowned,

" Jace." He smiled and sauntered over to her, singing,

" The internet is for porn! The internet is for Porn! Why you think the net was born! Porn, Porn, Porn!" Maia sighed,

" Jaaace!" Jace perked up, and called,

" Oh hello Maia!" She rolled her eyes at him and said,

" You are ruining my song!" Jace's eyes went wide and crowed,

" Oh! Me sorry! Me no mean to!" She nodded,

" Well if wouldn't mind being quiet for a minute, so I can finish!" Jace looked around, then nodded at her,

" okiedokie." Maia smiled,bouncing on her heels,

" Good! I'm glad we have this new technology!" Jace pipped up,

" For porn!" Maia sighed and Jace flinched.

" Which gives us untold opportunities!"

" For por-oops sorry!" Maia comtrolled her anger and kept smiling,

" Right from your own desk top!"

" For-!"

" You can research browse and shop! Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!"

" FOR PORN!"

" Jace!" Jace stood up and strutted around Maia, and she rolled her eyes,

" The internet is for porn!" Maia put in a Noo!

" The internet is for porn!"

" Jaace!" Jace stopped in front of her and winked,

" Me up all night hugging me horn to porn,porn, porn!" Maia scunched up her face,

" That's gross!" Then folding her arms over her chest she stated,

" You're a pervert." Jace shook his head turning away,

" Ahh, sticks and stones, Maia." She shook her head,

" No, really. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!" Jace froze and turning around he crowed,

" Oh?" Maia looked confused,

" What?" Jace growled semi-angrily, and pointed at her,

" YOU HAVE NO IDEA!" Then he turned away to the institute, calling up to the rooms,

" READY NORMAL PEOPLE!" Magnus, Alec, Simon and Jordan all popped out of window and called out,

" Ready!"

"Ready!"

" Ready!" And Jace called to them,

" Let me here it!" Then all sang harmoniously,
" The internet is for porn!" Simon called,

" Sorry Maia!"

" The internet is porn!" Simon shrugged and called out again,

" I masturbate!" Jace cried,

" All these guys unzip their flys for-" And they all sang together,

" Porn, Porn, Porn!" Maia cried angrily,

" The internet is not for porn!" The men kept singing,

" PORN, PORN, P-" Maia shouted,

" HOLD ON A SECOND!" Jace sighed, exasperated,

" Wahh!" Maia shook her head,

" Now I happen to know for a fact that you," She pointed at Alec,

" Alec, check your portfolio, and trade stocks online." Alec nodded,

" That's correct." Maia then pointed to Jordan

" And Jordan, you buy things on !" Jordan nodded,

" sure" Then she turned to Magnus rolling her eyes,

" And Magnus, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay!" Magnus puffed out his chest slightly,

" Yes I do!" Maia smiled sweetly at Simon,

" And Simon, You sent me that sweet online birthday card." Simon nodded,

" True!" Jace shook his head, rasing an eyebrow,

" Oh but Maia, what you think he do after? Hmm?" Simon hung his head,

" Yeah..." Maia cried out in disgust,
" EWW!" The boys started up again,
" The internet is for porn!" Maia shook her head,

" Gross!"

" The internet is for porn!"

" I hate porn!" Jace sang out,

" Grab your d*ck and double click," Maia sighed in disgust,

" I hate men!" They all sang,

" Porn, porn, porn!" Then harmonizing they sang,

" Porn, porn,porn,porn!" Maia called,

" I'm leaving!"

" Porn,Porn, Porn, Porn!" Jace sang out loudly,

" The internet is for," Then was joined by the others,

" The internet is for!"

" INTERNET IS FOR PORN!" Jace slid out on his knees,
" YEAH!"


okay, its been awhile since I've written anything like this...so sorry if it sucks! And for those of you whoo are interested, I should have my next online chat chapter up soon!

Reviews are always welcome, Flames are never!