Oh, my, GOODNESS! I haven't done anything in a loong time! So, The Internet is for P*rn...hopefully!
Enjoy my character switches!
Maia flounced down the sidewalk, trembling with excitement. She sighed, saying to herself,
" Finally! I get to teach a lesson all by my self! And I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern! The Internet!" She squeaked and sang,
" The internet is really, really great!" A voice, sounding vaguely, familiar, shouted from somewhere,
" FOR PORN!" Maia ignored the voice, and kept singing,
" I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!"
" FOR PORN!" Maia tilted her head,but continued, getting a little suspicious,
" There's always some new site!"
" For porn!"
" I browse all day and night!"
" For porn!" She slowly turned around, having located the voice, she growled,
" Its like I'm surfing at the speed of light!" Jace popped out from the corner,
" FOOOOR POOORN!" Maia frowned,
" Jace." He smiled and sauntered over to her, singing,
" The internet is for porn! The internet is for Porn! Why you think the net was born! Porn, Porn, Porn!" Maia sighed,
" Jaaace!" Jace perked up, and called,
" Oh hello Maia!" She rolled her eyes at him and said,
" You are ruining my song!" Jace's eyes went wide and crowed,
" Oh! Me sorry! Me no mean to!" She nodded,
" Well if wouldn't mind being quiet for a minute, so I can finish!" Jace looked around, then nodded at her,
" okiedokie." Maia smiled,bouncing on her heels,
" Good! I'm glad we have this new technology!" Jace pipped up,
" For porn!" Maia sighed and Jace flinched.
" Which gives us untold opportunities!"
" For por-oops sorry!" Maia comtrolled her anger and kept smiling,
" Right from your own desk top!"
" For-!"
" You can research browse and shop! Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!"
" FOR PORN!"
" Jace!" Jace stood up and strutted around Maia, and she rolled her eyes,
" The internet is for porn!" Maia put in a Noo!
" The internet is for porn!"
" Jaace!" Jace stopped in front of her and winked,
" Me up all night hugging me horn to porn,porn, porn!" Maia scunched up her face,
" That's gross!" Then folding her arms over her chest she stated,
" You're a pervert." Jace shook his head turning away,
" Ahh, sticks and stones, Maia." She shook her head,
" No, really. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!" Jace froze and turning around he crowed,
" Oh?" Maia looked confused,
" What?" Jace growled semi-angrily, and pointed at her,
" YOU HAVE NO IDEA!" Then he turned away to the institute, calling up to the rooms,
" READY NORMAL PEOPLE!" Magnus, Alec, Simon and Jordan all popped out of window and called out,
" Ready!"
"Ready!"
" Ready!" And Jace called to them,
" Let me here it!" Then all sang harmoniously,
" The internet is for porn!" Simon called,
" Sorry Maia!"
" The internet is porn!" Simon shrugged and called out again,
" I masturbate!" Jace cried,
" All these guys unzip their flys for-" And they all sang together,
" Porn, Porn, Porn!" Maia cried angrily,
" The internet is not for porn!" The men kept singing,
" PORN, PORN, P-" Maia shouted,
" HOLD ON A SECOND!" Jace sighed, exasperated,
" Wahh!" Maia shook her head,
" Now I happen to know for a fact that you," She pointed at Alec,
" Alec, check your portfolio, and trade stocks online." Alec nodded,
" That's correct." Maia then pointed to Jordan
" And Jordan, you buy things on !" Jordan nodded,
" sure" Then she turned to Magnus rolling her eyes,
" And Magnus, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay!" Magnus puffed out his chest slightly,
" Yes I do!" Maia smiled sweetly at Simon,
" And Simon, You sent me that sweet online birthday card." Simon nodded,
" True!" Jace shook his head, rasing an eyebrow,
" Oh but Maia, what you think he do after? Hmm?" Simon hung his head,
" Yeah..." Maia cried out in disgust,
" EWW!" The boys started up again,
" The internet is for porn!" Maia shook her head,
" Gross!"
" The internet is for porn!"
" I hate porn!" Jace sang out,
" Grab your d*ck and double click," Maia sighed in disgust,
" I hate men!" They all sang,
" Porn, porn, porn!" Then harmonizing they sang,
" Porn, porn,porn,porn!" Maia called,
" I'm leaving!"
" Porn,Porn, Porn, Porn!" Jace sang out loudly,
" The internet is for," Then was joined by the others,
" The internet is for!"
" INTERNET IS FOR PORN!" Jace slid out on his knees,
" YEAH!"
okay, its been awhile since I've written anything like this...so sorry if it sucks! And for those of you whoo are interested, I should have my next online chat chapter up soon!
Reviews are always welcome, Flames are never!
