Due to corrupted files, I rewrote OUIJA. Season 3 will still release on February 25th, 2017. Now, it is not wise to tamper with the spirit world. You have no idea if the ghost is a friend, or a foe. If you choose not to heed my warning, the Ouija board is a tool in speaking to the dead. Kon finds one in the basement and calamity ensues...
There were no gigs available today, for it was thundering and raining cats and dogs. Corey, Kin, Kon, Laney and Reggie were hanging out in the garage for a sleepover. "So, we have three movies we can watch. Attack of the Clones, Jurassic World, and Field of Dreams." Corey told his friends. "You think there's a pattern with those movies?" Kin asked. "Nah, not really." Corey replied. "I'll get some snacks from the basement!" Kon exclaimed as he ran down the stairs and into the dark basement. "Maybe he should look in the pantry." Laney remarked.
Basements aren't good for snacks!
Kon was digging through the basement for stuff, when he found a mysterious board with a magnifying glass, letters, numbers, and the words "Yes", "No", and "Goodbye" written on it. "Huh, must be a special edition version of Clue." Kon thought. He took it upstairs to show the gang. "Hey guys, I found a weird looking board game!" Kon exclaimed. "Kon! That's an Ouija board!" Laney exclaimed. "A WeeGee board?" Reggie asked. "Ouija, Reg. It lets you talk to the dead." Kin replied. "Ooh, spooky!" Kon said. "I say Grojband should be brave and explore the world of the spirits!" Corey exclaimed. "We already experimented with souls once, and Trina possessed her car. This is a bad idea." Laney told Corey. "Relax, fella!" Corey told Laney. "Let's do this!" Kin and Kon exclaimed.
Ouija board transition!
Corey, Laney, Reggie, and the Kujira brothers all held their hands on the magnifying glass. "O mysterious spirit, are you there?" Kin asked. The glass slowly moved across the board. "Core! Stop doing that!" Laney exclaimed. "I'm not doing that, Lanes." Corey told her. "Don't look at us!" The brothers said. "It's moving towards YES." Reggie told them. "Are you a ghost?" Kon asked. "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Laney retorted, sarcastically. The glass moved towards NO. "Wait, if it isn't a ghost, what is it?" Kin asked. "What do you desire from us?" Corey asked to the board. "M-U-S-I-C" The board moved to certain letters to spell the message out. "Alright then, let's ROCK!" Corey exclaimed. The band played amazing music, but there were no lyrics in sight. The glass was moving on its own. "L-Y-R-I-C-S, I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E." The board read. "Core! The ghost thing wants lyrics!" Laney exclaimed. "Then we'll give it lyrics!" Corey exclaimed. "How!" Laney exclaimed. "We enlist the help of a certain specter." Corey exclaimed as the five ran to the board. "We need your help, Ouija board!" Corey exclaimed. "W-H-A-T D-O Y-O-U W-A-N-T." The board read. "We want you to haunt Trina Riffin!" Corey exclaimed. "Sounds good." Reggie added. Suddenly, the glass glowed blue, and all the furniture and instruments started levitating, including the band members...and the intern themselves. "Aaaah!" Reggie cried. "Core! What's going on?" Laney exclaimed. Out of the Ouija board appeared a man with blue skin, a black stringy mustache and beard, glowing red eyes, purple robes and a hood, with a blue billowy cape, and boots of gold. "Who are you!" Kin exclaimed. "Trina Riffin?" The specter asked. "You're Corey Riffin!" The mysterious entity exclaimed in shock as he teleported in a flash. "Ok, who was that, and how did he know you?" Reggie asked. Corey shrugged.
Trina's gonna be haunted!
Trina was up in her room, texting and hating on Grojband. "What's that racket down there with my lame brother?" Trina snarled. "I better go down there." She said, when the door shut and locked. The room glowed electric blue. "Like, what's going on?" Trina angrily asked. The mysterious man appeared, floating. "TRINA RIFFIN!" He bellowed. Trina actually got scared for a moment. "Your actions will soon meet their consequences, and great danger will come!" He yelled. "Who are you? You seem familiar." Trina asked. "The Lord of Silence is coming!" The mysterious specter exclaimed as he made Trina's bed levitate. Trina began writing in her diary out of not anger, but straight out of fear. It started raining in her room, and lighting struck dramatically. After the event, she fainted. The ghastly figure floated out of the loft and handed the diary to Corey. "Let's Rock!" Corey exclaimed.
Alright, here are some spooky jokes as a song substitute.
Why was the skeleton afraid of crossing the road? He didn't have any guts.
What's a ghost's favorite food? GHOULash!
Why doesn't Dracula have friends? He's a pain in the neck.
The song to appease the blue man was over, and he hid back in the OUIJA board. "Just one last question. What's your name?" Corey asked as he put his hands on the glass. "M-U-T-U-S." The board read. "Mutus!" Kin and Kon exclaimed in unison. "What's a Mutus?" Corey asked. "Mutus is the herald and servant of the Lord of Silence, the bane of all music!" Kin exclaimed. "Eh, it's probably nothing." Corey said. "But what is something, is why we used that Ouija board. I mean, we've seen sewer monsters, aliens, clones, dinosaurs, Saxsquatches, talking plants, evil cats, and far too many things to count." Corey explained, in his speech. "Thanks for coming out everybody!" He exclaimed as he slammed the door.
Okay, I wrote this in an hour when I found out there was a corrupted file in OUIJA. I will make new episodes the 25th, starting with Homecoming.
