Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride or Gakuen Alice, or in fact the first three chapters.

Lies

"Who are you really and what do you want at this school?

Oh great, it's our first day, and they already suspect us. And I thought we were doing well. Angel, tell everyone to lie like we did to the FBI.

"I'm Max, short for Maxine, Ride. I'm 14 years old and I'm the oldest. Out parents are missionaries that adopted all of us, but they travel a lot. We were staying with a friend, but she suddenly became bankrupt, and since she knew we were special, she sold us to this place. We're only here to learn and control our powers. Why would we want to do something to this school?" I asked innocently.

Persona glared coolly into my eyes, then abruptly turned to Fang.

"What about you?"

"Jonathan Ride. Same story as Max. Same age, but second oldest." Persona, obviously not satisfied by this short introduction, turned to Iggy.

"You?' asked Persona,

"I'm James Ride. Same age but I'm the third oldest, and the only one who can cook. And, yes I am blind."

Persona raised his eyebrows at the last comment, and asked "And how did you become blind?"

"Oh, I looked at the sun, you know, the bright glowing thing in the sky?"

Persona glared at him, but it was completely useless. He then turned to the Nudge. "And who are you?"

"Hi! My name is Monique Tiffany Krystal Butterfly Ride, but you can call me Monique. I am 12 years old and I just looooooove fashion and shopping. Ooo! Shopping! Do you have a shopping mall here? I heard the money here is called rabbits. Why is it called rabbits? Are they white? Brown? Or do they sprout feet and hop? OMG that would be sooooooo awesome! But then it would be hard to keep them, right? But it's still money I guess-"

"Shut up!" everybody in the room yelled in unison. Nudge quickly stopped talking. Persona turned to Gazzy.

"Hey, I'm Zephyr, and I'm 8 years old. I heard that we will do missions. Will we get to use weapons? That would be awesome! We should use knives, or guns, or bombs! Yea, bombs! Bombs are awesome!"

Persona finally turned to Angel. "And what about you?" he asked.

"Hi! I'm Angelina. I'm 7 years old, and I am Zephyr's actual sister. And," Angel stared into Persona's masked eyes, "Can you get me a drink? I'm really thirsty."

Then, to Narumi's and Misaki's amazement, he turned and walked away, towards the cafeteria.

"Well," I said, clearing my throat. Are you going to show us our classes now?" I asked Narumi, the gay one.

"Um…right!" he exclaimed. "Come this way my lovely children!" and started to skip away. I looked at Fang, questioning if we should follow him. He silently shrugged his shoulders.

Oh wow. How helpful. I then took lead, turning on my heels, and following the gay lord, dreading to go to class.