"Quinn's gay?"

Santana and Brittany stared at each other. They had watched their fellow Cheerio's breakdown and were taken by surprise. All Santana could think of at the moment was one of two things. 1. That her best friend said she was "not" gay and 2. That she was "not" gay for Rachel f'ng Berry. How could she not have noticed this? Santana could swear that she was an expert at reading people and if she wasn't then she knew her girlfr…er best friend Brittany was. So Quinn's locker room confessional was blowing her mind.

Brittany could see that Santana wasn't talking this new information over too well. So she did the only thing she knew that could grab her Latina lover's attention. She turned Santana back to face her and kissed her.

"B?" Sananta muttered after several minutes of the impromptu makeout session. "Did you not hear what just happened?"

"Yes S I did." Brittany tilted her head to the side. "Do you think it's wrong?"

"Wrong? No I don't think it's wrong. It's just unexpected."

Brittany heard the hurt in Santana's words and she knew the real reason why the girl was so disturbed by what happened. After all she wasn't as dumb as people thought she was. She just didn't see the need to study so hard and all the classes were so boring. Anyways, she wanted to be a dancer or dance teacher. So how many apples Farmer John lost in the stock market or whatever wasn't important. What was, was the girl in front of her. "S? Are you sad that Quinn didn't come and talk to you?" Brittany's hand was caressing Santana's cheek.

Santana reeled back as if she was just slapped. "Me sad? Do you know who you are talking to? Me! Santana Lopez! I don't feel sad or hurt or whatever. I cause those feelings in others." Santana glared as she vehemently spat out her denial. Though entire time Brittany just stood there and smiled waiting until she was finished.

"Okay whatever you say S."

"What do you mean by that B?" Santana knew the blonde usually agreed with whatever she said but not about something so personal. "

"What do you mean what do I mean S?"

Santana started clenching her teeth as Brittany just looked at her with her patent "I'm a dumb blonde look".

"You know what I mean, What you mean what I…Ahh! You just know okay." She threw her hands up in the air which made Brittany giggle and slyly say, "no what do you mean?"

"Grr…you mean that you know that I do care. I am hurt that Quinn didn't come talk to me about her new found sexuality questioning and that I'm not as big a bitch that I make myself out to be." Santana started pacing continuing her rant. "You know that I can't show I care. But only to you because well you are my girlfriend and I love y-" At that moment all Santana saw was a flash of blonde coming towards her at an impossible-to-be-human speed.

"Eee! You called me your girlfriend." Brittany started placing kisses on her now official girlfriend, "and I love you too."

Santana's eyes were the size of dish plates at what just happened. Obviously the current issues about Quinn messed up her brain to the point to where she finally had the courage to profess her love to her now girlfriend and so much more.

"Also S you aren't a bitch." Brittany added.

"Oh I'm not" Santana coolly replied.

"Nope," Brittany impishly replied. "You're as much a bitch as I am dumb. But I'll keep your secret if you keep mine."

Santana looked into her eyes and found herself agreeing.

"Now S what should we do about Quinn?"

Santana sighed as she rested her head on Brittany's shoulder. "I really don't know. Maybe we should just you know watch her and make sure she doen't do anything stupid."

Brittany smiled an agreed readily, they really did need to make sure their fellow cheerio and best friend was okay. But Brittany also had another idea. (Like I said she only pretends to be dumb.)

"Maybe you should follow Q and I can go see what all Rachel knows." Brittany suggested.

"You know what B?"

"What S?"

"This is why I love you." Santana was finding saying those three words easier to the other girl.

"Why because of my expert skills?" Brittany suggestively wiggled her eyebrows.

"No," Santana laughed. "Because you ARE smart."

Brittany blushed at this, "you know why I love you S?"

"Because I'm hot?" Santana winked as she held her girlfriend even closer to herself.

"Well that does help." Brittany laughed as Santana pushed her away lightly while pretending to be hurt.

"So you just like my body?"

"No…because you have a heart of gold."

Now it was Santana's turn to blush. "We sound like the Wizard of Oz. You're the Scarecrow and I'm the Tin Man"

"So that must make Q either the Cowardly Lion or Dorothy." Brittany reflected.

"Q is definitely the lion right now. So let's see if I can get the lion her courage and you lead Ms. Dorothy onto the yellow brick road and maybe we can all get to the Emerald city in one piece." Santana looked over and saw Brittany laughing. "Why are you laughing? It's a good plan!" With her arms crossed in front of her chest she glared at the other girl not enjoying being laughed at.

It took a couple of minutes before Brittany could talk without wanting to start laughing again.

"Well?"

"I'm sorry S." Brittany said still trying to suppress her laughter. "I just didn't think you liked the Wizard of Oz much less compare it to what is happening now."

As the words sunk into Santana's mind and the hilarity of given situation started dawning upon her, she went from scowling to laughing, and Brittany and herself until they were interrupted.

"Well I don't see what is so funny."

The sudden voice startled both Cheerios and their eyes met the ones of Sue Sylvester the head coach of the Cheerios.

"But do you know what I do find amusing."

Both girls shook their head no.

"The two of you doing suicides until MY legs hurt." Sue glared at each girl contempt thick in each word. "Unless you both leave now and stop loitering in my locker-"

Before she could finish her sentence Santana and Brittany already sprinted out while laughing.

"Well Scarecrow I should go find the Lion before the Wicked Witch makes her appearance."

"Okay Tin Man I'll go look for Dorothy."

As both girls turned in search of their intended targets Brittany stopped and shouted, "But who is Toto?" That got another laugh from Santana and confused looks from their fellow classmates who were in the hall.

TBC

I hope you guys liked this chapter. It was actually going to be a lot shorter but it took on a life of it's own and well here we are. As always please review. Thank you. =)