Me:hmm I change my mind I wont stop my story cuz ive been reading some other stories and I have a few ideas up my sleeve.
Deidara:Like what?
Me:You'll see honey
Deidara:Honey?
Me:Hehe ive always wanted to say that
Deidara; o.O
Anyway our first reveiw is from...Kazumi-chan124 and before I begin I want to thank her for helping me getting back into writing stories for Fanfiction!
Hiya
Akatsukievil laugh Itachi: Are you secretly a weasel in
desiguise? Kisame: How long can you hold your
breath? Deidara: Your art rocks. ART IS A BANG! blows up a
nearby building evil Sasori: I agree on both of
your guys' opinions. Art is art, appreciated in Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY
FOREVER! Zetsu: Yay, a fellow cannibal. evil grin Don't
worry, I haven't tried to Konan: Your orgimai is very beautiful. It's
sad your the only female Akatsuki Pein: Is it hard
being the leader of an orginization that is full of Hidan:
Stop stalking me, I'm not going to convert to your religion
already! Kakuzu:
Stop stalking me too! I'm not going to give you my money for the
love All of the Akatsuki:
What's with the nail polish? O.e jumps out of tree and locks
self in a closet to hide from Hidan and Kakuzu Chelsea: Can I
help? I have evil ways of torture that you'll love. looks at Oh yeah, I forgot.locks Itachi in a room full of
crazed hyper monkeys All gives Tobi and Chelsea
cookies and a big hug goes back in closet to hide from the
Zombie Twins( aka, Kakuzu and Hidan) When will it end!?
DX
laugh
all forms. What's
it like being a living puppet?
eat anyone...Yet. looks at Itachi with
an evil grin, fangs long and sharp
What's it like being the
Akatsuki's spy?
though. Is it awkward being
that? Do you wish there were other girls?
psychopaths
who some are also like big whiny children?coughHidancough
Or maybe I will... I don't know, I need some convincing.
But seriously, stop
stalking, it's creeping me out. .
of muffins! And yes, I said muffins-.- The stalking is
scaring me!! I may be a
very loyal fan, but the stalking needs to
stop, I don't care if it's you, I
don't like being stalked!! DX
runs away and hides in a tree, holding suit
case of money close
to self while rocking back and forth
the
Akatsuki and grins evilly, eyes glowing demonically Pwease? chibi
eyes
Super Pwease? puppy eyes and chibi eyes combined for potent
effect
around the mullberry bush, the monkey
chases the weasel! evil laugh
Sincerely a true Akatsuki Fan,
Kazumi-chan124
Itachi:IM NOT A FXCKIN WEASEL!
Me:Dude then whats with the weird name?
Itachi:I DONT KNOW MY PAENTS WERE WEIRD AND MY BROTHER WAS A GAY DRUNKARD!
Me:Cant argue with that logic
Itachi: Anyway IM NOT A WEASEL'
me:Just for that im gonna call you weasel for the rest of this chapter
Itachi:Twitch
Kisame:Hmm how long can I hold my breath... Oh I can hold it for about 3-4 hours cuz of my gills
Me:Cool thats awsome dude
Kisame:Thank you but I thought you hated me
Me:WHEN?
Kisame:Nvm
Me:Uh ok o.O
Deidara:Yes yes ART IS A BANG! I love it when the fans say that it makes me feel like star
Me:Puts a star sticker on his forhead There you go love now you are a star
Dei:WOOOOOOOOW GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Me:Sighs FineRips sticker off
Dei:OW
Me:STARS HURT!
Dei:o.O
Sasori:How can you agree on both?
Me:By thinking some things should last forever and some should die in 2 seconds flat
Sasori:Well um ok...Whats it like being a puppet? hmmm Very dry
Me:That was lame
Sasori:Like I care im a chunk of woodCrys in emo corner
Me:Well at least he wont be dry
Sasori:I HEARD THAT
Me:Meh
Sasori:huh?
Me:Meh
Sasori:huh?
Me:Meh
Sasori:Huh
Me:I SAID MEH DANGIT!
Sasori:o.O
Tobi: YAY GOOD BOYNESS! Runs around the room yelling Tobi is a good boy
Me:Yay! Joins him
Zetsu:Finally a fan that is a cannibal! White:Yes ow wonderful. Black:Fxck this rox!
Me:POTTY MOUTH!
Zetsu: Black:Put a sock in it
Me:Grrr
Zetsu: White:Im sorry hes just crancky
Me:Isnt he always?
Zetsu:Wite:Yes its sad. I guess being an Akatsuki spy is thrilling cuz of all the places to go I think its kinda interesting. Black:Oh my god Stop being so annoying. White:NO Black:Keep insulting wite
Me:STOP IT!
Zetsu:...
Konon:Thank you for thinking my origami is beutiful. Yes it is sad im the only Akatsuki memeber
Me:hmm I think that shall change today!
Konon:Wah?
Me: From here on today Kazumi is now an onirary member of the AKATSUKI!
Pein:WHAT!
Me:Im the leader I make the rules
Pein:WHAT IM THE LEADER!
me:Lets take a vote. All in favor of Pein?
Everyone:...Itachi raises hand
Me:Figures... All in favor of me
Everyone exept Itachi: Raises hands
Me:GOOD ITS SETTLED IM LEADER AND KAZUMI IS NOW SASORI AND DEIDARA'S PARTNER unless she wants to change it I could care less and I could still use a partner but im also a loner so I dont mind.
Pein:weeps Im no longer the leader so I dont know how it feels!
Me:Aww dont be so upset you can still stay as a member as lon as u dont try to kill me in my sleep
Pein:Uh ok
Hidan:KAZUMI PLZ CONVERT TO MY RELIGION I WANT YOU TO BE! Your perfect for it!
Me:Hmm Kazumi its up to you
Kakuzu:I NEEEEED MONEY PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me:SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Kakuzu:Oh thats just rude
Me:HahaNelson voice
Everyone:O.o
Me: Yeah im confused to why do we use nail polish and worse why is it purple why not black or red or white or something?
Everyone:We dont know ask Pein
Me:Pein?
Pein:I dont know what I was thinking I guess I thought it would pull the whole uniform together.
Me:Um ok but for now on the nail polish is either black or red you can wear both colors or one color I could care less whatever works
Everyone:Urm ok Leader-sama
Me:CALL ME KAIDA!
Everyone:o.O
Me:Hmm Yeah acually yes you would be a great help to me ill keep you in the story and you could send me funny ways of torture! That would work great
Itachi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMONKEYS!!
Me:HahaNelson voice
Itachi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tobi+Me: YAY COOKIES much on the cookies like children
Everyone:OOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK
Me:Well thats all and remember the story is back you may review again!!Confetti falls WOOP! Hold on im such a moron I have another review sorry!
Its from...Amaterasu77-
YO!
I have black woth red tips wolf ears... oh and blonde with Natural
black
ends hair...
How ya doin?
Pein: Can I join the
Akatsuki? -HUGE CUTE chibi eyes thay no one can resist-
I am half
wolf, the goddess Amaterasu is sealed in me I am Itachi's dauhter
and
I am the Gobi no Houkou container...
Pein: Don't kill me or I'll
kill you.
Itachi: I am your daughter!
Sasori: -Gasps- SASO-KUN!
-Glomps- I love you... You're so cute. Uh if you
wanna avoid
Itachi's wrath hide behind me now. -Puts Tobi in front of us-
Kakuzu:
-Steals all of his money- YOU'LL NEVA HAVE IT BACK! MUAHAHAH!
Kisame:
-Holds up shark- Its your mommy...
Tobi: I hate you...
Hidan:
Do you like pain? Hell ya you do!
Tobi and Hidan: -ATTACKS YOU
WITH A FLAMRTHROWER ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN
WITH ARIMIES OF
GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU
ALL-
DO IT 10 times!
Tobi: -Blasts him to Mars- Finally! He was shoving
Ooanges down my and
Saso-Kun's throats for ages!
Itachi: I know
your secret! You have a teddy bear called Mr. Stuffykins!
Pein: I
know your secret! You sleep on a cieling fan!
Sasori: -Whispers- I
know your secret. You love me.
Hidan: Remember the time you
stalked me?
Hidan: Here's more pain... Elmo knows where you live
and hes OMG HES
ATTACKING YOU WITH A FLAMRTHROWER ROCKET LAUNCHER
MACHINE GUN WITH ARIMIES OF
GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS AND VENUS FLY
TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU!!
Ok Goodbye for now peoples! Oh yh
chelsea here's some everlasting cookies
-Gives cookies to Saso and
Chelsea-
BYE! -In eerie voice to Tobi and Hidan- For now...
Me:Cooly I have a demon to! Its name is Washu yes I know it sounds like ur sneezing sorry I couldnt think.
Pein:Ask Kaida shes the NEW leader
Me:Oh my god get over it
Pein:Hmph
Me:Yes you may join you may be my partner or Sasori's partner I could care less just pick
Itachi:SInce when did I fxck a women?
Me:Oh my god your such a dickhead
Itachi:HEY!
Me:What its true
Itachi:Grrr
Me:Grr to you to Weasel
Itachi:NOT A WEASEL!
Sasori:Um thx? Wow Im being loved so much by this girl its fun!
Me:DUde just date her!
Sasori:...
Me:oOoooooooooLots of dotsStarts counting dots
Sasori:...
Me;Stop moving im trying to count!
Sasori:o.O
Me:I SAID STOP MOVING!
Sasori:Stands still
Kakuzu:First Kazumi wont give me money and now you steal my money...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me:Oooooooo more dots!
Everyone:SHUTUP!
Me:...OOO LOOK I MADE DOTS LOL
Everyone:...
Me:DOTS!
Everyone:No just no
me:Fine
Kisame:NOOOOOOOO MOMMY!
Me:pats his back It was bound to happen someday
Kisame:Weeps in emo corner
Me:HEY THATS MY EMO CORNER!Kicks him into the ocean where rabid jellyfish attack him
Tobi:Why do you hate me?On the vurge of tears under his mask
Me:Hugs Tobi Please dont cry Tobi not everyone likes goodboys
Tobi:Hugs back Ok ok I understand
Hidan:Um yeah I like PainSteps back
Tobi+Hidan:ARGGGGGG
NOT THE FLAMRTHROWER
ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN
WITH ARIMIES OF GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS
AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU
ALL ATTACK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me:Wow thats cool but poor them.
Tobi+Hidan:Dies
Me:HOLY SHIT! PHEONIX DOWN TIMES 4!Revives them
Hidan:I thoght I was immortal
Me:
Yes but the FLAMRTHROWER
ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN
WITH ARIMIES OF GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS
AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU
ALL ATTACK
can even kill immortals its something to do with the gay guys or
something.
Hidan:Im scared now
Me:Same here but I know shewont attack me...I think anywaySteps away from you
Tobi:Oooooooo Mars is all read maybe its punch!
Me:NOOOOOO TOBI DONT LICK MARS ITS UNHYGENIC!
Tobi:Licks Mars Eew that taste like dirt
Me:It is dirt
Tobi:Oh
Itachi:Acually his name is flufflykinsSmacks hand over mouth Oops
Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me:OMG Weasel has a stuffed animal HAHAHAHA!
Itachi:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sasori:Um yes yes I do love you there I said it.
Me:SHALALALALA O ME SAY ITS LIKE THE SHE TO SAY YOU WANNA KISS THE GIRL YOU GOTTA KISS THE GIRL!
Sasori:Blush
Me:Dude boys arent supposed to blush
Sasori:Turns red
me:Much better
Hidan:OH MY GOD ELMOOOOOOOOOO! runs away whiel beong attacked by elmo
Me:HahaNelson voice
Sasori:Yay my favorite kind of cookies!
Me:Um everlasting? Do I wanna eat these? Well bye guys hope to see ya soon! SEND IN REVEIWS!
