Me:hmm I change my mind I wont stop my story cuz ive been reading some other stories and I have a few ideas up my sleeve.

Deidara:Like what?

Me:You'll see honey

Deidara:Honey?

Me:Hehe ive always wanted to say that

Deidara; o.O

Anyway our first reveiw is from...Kazumi-chan124 and before I begin I want to thank her for helping me getting back into writing stories for Fanfiction!

Hiya Akatsukievil laugh

Itachi: Are you secretly a weasel in desiguise?

Kisame: How long can you hold your breath?

Deidara: Your art rocks. ART IS A BANG! blows up a nearby building evil
laugh

Sasori: I agree on both of your guys' opinions. Art is art, appreciated in
all forms. What's it like being a living puppet?

Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY FOREVER!

Zetsu: Yay, a fellow cannibal. evil grin Don't worry, I haven't tried to
eat anyone...Yet. looks at Itachi with an evil grin, fangs long and sharp
What's it like being the Akatsuki's spy?

Konan: Your orgimai is very beautiful. It's sad your the only female Akatsuki
though. Is it awkward being that? Do you wish there were other girls?

Pein: Is it hard being the leader of an orginization that is full of
psychopaths who some are also like big whiny children?coughHidancough

Hidan: Stop stalking me, I'm not going to convert to your religion already!
Or maybe I will... I don't know, I need some convincing. But seriously, stop
stalking, it's creeping me out. .

Kakuzu: Stop stalking me too! I'm not going to give you my money for the love
of muffins! And yes, I said muffins-.- The stalking is scaring me!! I may be a
very loyal fan, but the stalking needs to stop, I don't care if it's you, I
don't like being stalked!! DX runs away and hides in a tree, holding suit
case of money close to self while rocking back and forth

All of the Akatsuki: What's with the nail polish? O.e

jumps out of tree and locks self in a closet to hide from Hidan and Kakuzu

Chelsea: Can I help? I have evil ways of torture that you'll love. looks at
the Akatsuki and grins evilly, eyes glowing demonically Pwease? chibi eyes
Super Pwease? puppy eyes and chibi eyes combined for potent effect

Oh yeah, I forgot.locks Itachi in a room full of crazed hyper monkeys All
around the mullberry bush, the monkey chases the weasel! evil laugh

gives Tobi and Chelsea cookies and a big hug

goes back in closet to hide from the Zombie Twins( aka, Kakuzu and Hidan)

When will it end!? DX
Sincerely a true Akatsuki Fan,
Kazumi-chan124

Itachi:IM NOT A FXCKIN WEASEL!

Me:Dude then whats with the weird name?

Itachi:I DONT KNOW MY PAENTS WERE WEIRD AND MY BROTHER WAS A GAY DRUNKARD!

Me:Cant argue with that logic

Itachi: Anyway IM NOT A WEASEL'

me:Just for that im gonna call you weasel for the rest of this chapter

Itachi:Twitch

Kisame:Hmm how long can I hold my breath... Oh I can hold it for about 3-4 hours cuz of my gills

Me:Cool thats awsome dude

Kisame:Thank you but I thought you hated me

Me:WHEN?

Kisame:Nvm

Me:Uh ok o.O

Deidara:Yes yes ART IS A BANG! I love it when the fans say that it makes me feel like star

Me:Puts a star sticker on his forhead There you go love now you are a star

Dei:WOOOOOOOOW GET THIS THING OFF ME!

Me:Sighs FineRips sticker off

Dei:OW

Me:STARS HURT!

Dei:o.O

Sasori:How can you agree on both?

Me:By thinking some things should last forever and some should die in 2 seconds flat

Sasori:Well um ok...Whats it like being a puppet? hmmm Very dry

Me:That was lame

Sasori:Like I care im a chunk of woodCrys in emo corner

Me:Well at least he wont be dry

Sasori:I HEARD THAT

Me:Meh

Sasori:huh?

Me:Meh

Sasori:huh?

Me:Meh

Sasori:Huh

Me:I SAID MEH DANGIT!

Sasori:o.O

Tobi: YAY GOOD BOYNESS! Runs around the room yelling Tobi is a good boy

Me:Yay! Joins him

Zetsu:Finally a fan that is a cannibal! White:Yes ow wonderful. Black:Fxck this rox!

Me:POTTY MOUTH!

Zetsu: Black:Put a sock in it

Me:Grrr

Zetsu: White:Im sorry hes just crancky

Me:Isnt he always?

Zetsu:Wite:Yes its sad. I guess being an Akatsuki spy is thrilling cuz of all the places to go I think its kinda interesting. Black:Oh my god Stop being so annoying. White:NO Black:Keep insulting wite

Me:STOP IT!

Zetsu:...

Konon:Thank you for thinking my origami is beutiful. Yes it is sad im the only Akatsuki memeber

Me:hmm I think that shall change today!

Konon:Wah?

Me: From here on today Kazumi is now an onirary member of the AKATSUKI!

Pein:WHAT!

Me:Im the leader I make the rules

Pein:WHAT IM THE LEADER!

me:Lets take a vote. All in favor of Pein?

Everyone:...Itachi raises hand

Me:Figures... All in favor of me

Everyone exept Itachi: Raises hands

Me:GOOD ITS SETTLED IM LEADER AND KAZUMI IS NOW SASORI AND DEIDARA'S PARTNER unless she wants to change it I could care less and I could still use a partner but im also a loner so I dont mind.

Pein:weeps Im no longer the leader so I dont know how it feels!

Me:Aww dont be so upset you can still stay as a member as lon as u dont try to kill me in my sleep

Pein:Uh ok

Hidan:KAZUMI PLZ CONVERT TO MY RELIGION I WANT YOU TO BE! Your perfect for it!

Me:Hmm Kazumi its up to you

Kakuzu:I NEEEEED MONEY PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Me:SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Kakuzu:Oh thats just rude

Me:HahaNelson voice

Everyone:O.o

Me: Yeah im confused to why do we use nail polish and worse why is it purple why not black or red or white or something?

Everyone:We dont know ask Pein

Me:Pein?

Pein:I dont know what I was thinking I guess I thought it would pull the whole uniform together.

Me:Um ok but for now on the nail polish is either black or red you can wear both colors or one color I could care less whatever works

Everyone:Urm ok Leader-sama

Me:CALL ME KAIDA!

Everyone:o.O

Me:Hmm Yeah acually yes you would be a great help to me ill keep you in the story and you could send me funny ways of torture! That would work great

Itachi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMONKEYS!!

Me:HahaNelson voice

Itachi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tobi+Me: YAY COOKIES much on the cookies like children

Everyone:OOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK

Me:Well thats all and remember the story is back you may review again!!Confetti falls WOOP! Hold on im such a moron I have another review sorry!

Its from...Amaterasu77-

YO! I have black woth red tips wolf ears... oh and blonde with Natural black
ends hair...
How ya doin?
Pein: Can I join the Akatsuki? -HUGE CUTE chibi eyes thay no one can resist-
I am half wolf, the goddess Amaterasu is sealed in me I am Itachi's dauhter
and I am the Gobi no Houkou container...
Pein: Don't kill me or I'll kill you.
Itachi: I am your daughter!
Sasori: -Gasps- SASO-KUN! -Glomps- I love you... You're so cute. Uh if you
wanna avoid Itachi's wrath hide behind me now. -Puts Tobi in front of us-
Kakuzu: -Steals all of his money- YOU'LL NEVA HAVE IT BACK! MUAHAHAH!
Kisame: -Holds up shark- Its your mommy...
Tobi: I hate you...
Hidan: Do you like pain? Hell ya you do!
Tobi and Hidan: -ATTACKS YOU WITH A FLAMRTHROWER ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN
WITH ARIMIES OF GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU
ALL- DO IT 10 times!
Tobi: -Blasts him to Mars- Finally! He was shoving Ooanges down my and
Saso-Kun's throats for ages!
Itachi: I know your secret! You have a teddy bear called Mr. Stuffykins!
Pein: I know your secret! You sleep on a cieling fan!
Sasori: -Whispers- I know your secret. You love me.
Hidan: Remember the time you stalked me?
Hidan: Here's more pain... Elmo knows where you live and hes OMG HES
ATTACKING YOU WITH A FLAMRTHROWER ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN WITH ARIMIES OF
GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU!!
Ok Goodbye for now peoples! Oh yh chelsea here's some everlasting cookies
-Gives cookies to Saso and Chelsea-
BYE! -In eerie voice to Tobi and Hidan- For now...

Me:Cooly I have a demon to! Its name is Washu yes I know it sounds like ur sneezing sorry I couldnt think.

Pein:Ask Kaida shes the NEW leader

Me:Oh my god get over it

Pein:Hmph

Me:Yes you may join you may be my partner or Sasori's partner I could care less just pick

Itachi:SInce when did I fxck a women?

Me:Oh my god your such a dickhead

Itachi:HEY!

Me:What its true

Itachi:Grrr

Me:Grr to you to Weasel

Itachi:NOT A WEASEL!

Sasori:Um thx? Wow Im being loved so much by this girl its fun!

Me:DUde just date her!

Sasori:...

Me:oOoooooooooLots of dotsStarts counting dots

Sasori:...

Me;Stop moving im trying to count!

Sasori:o.O

Me:I SAID STOP MOVING!

Sasori:Stands still

Kakuzu:First Kazumi wont give me money and now you steal my money...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me:Oooooooo more dots!

Everyone:SHUTUP!

Me:...OOO LOOK I MADE DOTS LOL

Everyone:...

Me:DOTS!

Everyone:No just no

me:Fine

Kisame:NOOOOOOOO MOMMY!

Me:pats his back It was bound to happen someday

Kisame:Weeps in emo corner

Me:HEY THATS MY EMO CORNER!Kicks him into the ocean where rabid jellyfish attack him

Tobi:Why do you hate me?On the vurge of tears under his mask

Me:Hugs Tobi Please dont cry Tobi not everyone likes goodboys

Tobi:Hugs back Ok ok I understand

Hidan:Um yeah I like PainSteps back

Tobi+Hidan:ARGGGGGG NOT THE FLAMRTHROWER ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN
WITH ARIMIES OF GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU
ALL ATTACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me:Wow thats cool but poor them.

Tobi+Hidan:Dies

Me:HOLY SHIT! PHEONIX DOWN TIMES 4!Revives them

Hidan:I thoght I was immortal

Me: Yes but the FLAMRTHROWER ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUN
WITH ARIMIES OF GIANT SPIDERS GAY GUYS AND VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL EAT YOU
ALL ATTACK
can even kill immortals its something to do with the gay guys or something.

Hidan:Im scared now

Me:Same here but I know shewont attack me...I think anywaySteps away from you

Tobi:Oooooooo Mars is all read maybe its punch!

Me:NOOOOOO TOBI DONT LICK MARS ITS UNHYGENIC!

Tobi:Licks Mars Eew that taste like dirt

Me:It is dirt

Tobi:Oh

Itachi:Acually his name is flufflykinsSmacks hand over mouth Oops

Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me:OMG Weasel has a stuffed animal HAHAHAHA!

Itachi:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sasori:Um yes yes I do love you there I said it.

Me:SHALALALALA O ME SAY ITS LIKE THE SHE TO SAY YOU WANNA KISS THE GIRL YOU GOTTA KISS THE GIRL!

Sasori:Blush

Me:Dude boys arent supposed to blush

Sasori:Turns red

me:Much better

Hidan:OH MY GOD ELMOOOOOOOOOO! runs away whiel beong attacked by elmo

Me:HahaNelson voice

Sasori:Yay my favorite kind of cookies!

Me:Um everlasting? Do I wanna eat these? Well bye guys hope to see ya soon! SEND IN REVEIWS!