Fourth chap….


Nami, Usopp and Chopper are still in the store in hiding. After contacting the crew to get them with some interesting ways of persuasion. Usopp and Nami were keeping watch through the window.

"Brains." A zombe mumbled as he walked past the shop, the two on watch ducked under to avoid being seen.

"We can't just stay here, we have to get out there and fight our way through." Usopp whispered to Nami.

"Look who's talking."

She waited until there wasn't any wandering corpses around. She looked over behind the counter. The navigator found some things back there, a gun, some random clutter and a mop. She picked up a gun and looked at it.

"Hmm, too predictable." She muttered to herself, carelessly throwing the firearm over her head and out the shop.

Outside, the zombie they have knocked out in chapter three woke up, he was groaned a bit and realized the firearm that came out of the window. He just stood still until the gun landed on the ground just a few feet from him and releasing a shot that went through his head and killing it.

Inside, they didn't realize the pistol going off. Nami evetually went with the mop but she froze under the counter when two zombies came in. Usopp and Chopper were huddled in one corner and frozen in fear and look like they can and will pass out soon. They were about to scream when the two of the undead collapsed to the ground. Nami began whacking them mercilessly until their blood (I'm not sure if they still have blood) soaked the floors. To avoid getting blood on her shoes, she began mopping the floor until she thought it was clean enough.

"Way to go Nami!" Chopper cheered.

"You did exactly what I planned!" Usopp bragged.

"But you guys didn't do anything!" She hissed.

"Wait, why did you use a mop?" Then she realized something.

"Oh right, I forgot the Clima Tact was with me." The orange haired girl pieced the staff together.

"Oi." The two muttered with a sweatdrop.

"AAAHHH!!!! THEY'RE COMING AFTER US!!" Chopper shrieked. Everyone slapped their foreheads because now they have been discovered.

"WAY TO GO YOU IDIOT! NOW THE KNOW WHERE WE ARE AND WE GOT ROTTING STINKY DEAD GUYS CHASING AFTER US! THIS MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE SAVING YOUR SORRY ASS AGAIN!!" Nami barked, soon the doctor and navigator began shouting at each other. Usopp just stood there watching the fight like a tennis match, and yes he kept his cool (a/n, end of the world!!).

"Look who's keeping quiet." Usopp kicked the door down and the three hightailed out of there as quickly as they could, avoiding getting caught and ran aimlessly around the whole town. It was hard to loose them since Usopp, after his random moments of bravery and Chopper are busy shrieking their heads off as they ran all the way.

With the rescue team in the bathroom

It's been almost an hour since they have been hiding in the bathroom from the zombies. There wasn't much space in there, Luffy was sitting on the toilet with the lid closed, Zoro was sitting on the floor by the door, Sanji was standing and Robin was sitting on the rim of the bathtub.

"We have to think of a plan out."

"I KNOW!!" Luffy exclaimed hysterically, he pulled a random drawstring and pulled it down.

The string was attached to a blueprint with the title of his plan was 'to take over the world using meat' and pictures of various kind of crudely drawn meat everywhere. His handiwork was beyond the word of lousy, he was punched upside the head by a rather angry swordsman.

"AN ESCAPE PLAN!!" He barked.

"Move aside, I got an idea." Sanji delcared, kicking Zoro aside and pulling a second drawstring that pulled down another blueprint, this time it looked a lot better compared to Luffy's.

His had a lot of scribbling and a picture of a girl here and there with the title 'to save all the women on this island and leaving the guys here'

"I believe this is a better plan." But he got knocked aside by Yubashiri's sheath and the owner stood next to the plans.

"Two retarded plans for two retarded people. None of those plans have anything to do with getting us out of here." Zoro said before pulling down a randomly appearing third drawstring.

His was to say a lot better than the other two, the title had 'let me get out and kill everything'.

"Straight-forward ad easy to do." He declared before the cook tackled him and the two idiots began fighting.

"What kind of plan is that?!"

"It's better than your's ero-cook!"

"At least I care about the lovely women of the island."

"WHAT WOMEN?! They're all freakin' zombies dammit! They're most likely gonna eat your brains and leave your pathetic carcass!" Then a thought hit the first mate like a ton of bricks. "On second thought I say we let Sanji carry out his plan."

"Thank- WHAT?!" The fight resumed.

Robin grew irritated with the pointless fight, she crossed her arms in front of her, resulting with numerous hands keeping the boys away from each other.

"None of those plans will work." Robin began. "And both of you stop fighting."

She released her hold as she spoke.

"Swordsman-san, I think I have a suitable escape plan." Robin suggested.

"Robin-chan's so smart!" Sanji praised the historian with hearts everywhere. Accurately speaking, those hearts were whizzing at speed that could hurt someone so the other three shielded their faces from being hit.

"Well, it's Robin's plan. What would go wrong?"

Outside of the bathroom, the zombies have crowded outside the door to wait for them to come out and devour their brains and leave. They could hear a lot of smashing and yelling. One of them pressed the side of his head to the door to hear better, but the corpse heard something that sounded a lot like a voice from the first mate and two hands shooting out of the door. The hands stretched all the way and grabbed to the farthest things they could reach. Soon the zombies heard someone saying something before.

"...ROCKET!!!" With that the zombie was suddenly mowed over by the bathtub that bursts through the door. It was the same bathtub that was in the room earlier, with some wheels and the words 'bathmobile' on the side painted on the side with the blood that had been dripping off Zoro's swords. The three…more like two of them because Luffy never bothers about these things were wondering why did Robin had this sort of idea.

The captain and the first mate was killing any extra zombies that didn't get mowed by their 'bathmobile'. Instead they faced a flurry of punches beating the crap out of them and blades slicing their limbs off. Sanji was sitting on top of the closed toilet that was sitting at the end of the bathtub and Robin was in between them. While they were speeding down the road a pair of zombies on a cart somehow rolled over next to them.

"Aah, zoombies!" Luffy yelled, exaggearting the pun.

"What kind of pun was that?!" The two other guys asked.

"Sounded like something out of 4Kids." Zoro noted.

"Could be, Zolo." As that went on Robin crossed her hands and the cart was stopped and the zombies broke their necks and spines. Sanji was thrown off the seat and sent flying out of the tub. Their mode of transportation too slammed into the pole and the impact threw the blond man off and skidding along the hard ground.

"On second thought, nice plan there." Luffy commented the historian.

"Yeah, think we can take the same way back to the ship?" The first mate asked hopefully.

"Thank you. Let's get going then." Robin smiled, everyone got to where the cook was and watched as he peeled himself off the ground.

"So Robin was ero-cook flying out of the bathtub part of your plan?" Zoro asked with laugh.

"Watch it mosshead!" The cook warned as got into another argument as they continued their way to find the remaining three.


Haha...had fun typing the ending of the chappie. pls review