Levi was up by 6:30 the next morning. Up as in out of bed. Levi slept MAYBE an hour... MAYBE 30 minutes... he blames his insomnia. But he got up, showered, brushed his teeth, shit (or is it shat?), pissed, fed Noel, cleaned the litter box, got dressed, and brushed his hair. Not necessarily in that order. The point is, Levi was more than ready and waiting for Eren outside his apartment at 7:50. He was ready sooner than that, but he waited inside at first because he was NOT standing outside for half an hour, even if it was spring and not as awful as it could be.

And at 8:01, Eren pulled up in his truck. Levi opened the passenger door and cocked his eyebrow.

"You were almost on time." Levi said as he got situated and buckled up. Eren laughed.

"I told you, being late is a bad habit." Eren said as he pulled back onto the street.

"Good thing you aren't a girl. All the boys you fucked would've pissed themselves." Levi said with a straight face. Eren began to laugh as he shook his head.

"Hey, I'd always have a good April Fools joke." Eren said. Levi shook his head slightly. "Anywhere specifically you want to go, or is anywhere fine with you?" Eren asked. Levi shrugged.

"As long as they serve good tea." Levi said. Eren nodded.

"Alright. I hope you don't mind going to where you work on your day off." Eren said as he headed towards campus. Levi quickly went through the work schedule he had seen and groaned softly.

"If you don't mind getting hounded, I don't give a flying fuck." Levi said. Eren only gave him a quick glance before focusing back on the road.

"Why will I be hounded?"

"Some of my co-workers are nosy as hell. I'm surprised they don't ask what shape my shit was in the morning." Eren bit his lip and snickered a little. "Did you actually just laugh at one of my shit jokes?" Levi asked, half way surprised, but at the same time completely expecting it.

"Sorry, I'm easily amused." Eren said with another snicker. Levi was thankful they weren't at the cafe yet, because his co-workers would start gushing on how perfect they'd be, and Levi wasn't in the mood for that today. Or any day to be honest.

So they pulled up to the university cafe and went inside. The line to the counter wasn't too bad, considering that it was a Saturday, and none of the students had morning classes. Once they made it to the front, they were met with a shorter woman, only about two centimeters shorter than Levi, with light ginger hair and amber eyes. She looked very friendly, and she gave the two a big smile.

"Levi! It's good to see you. And who's this?" She asked, looking to Eren. "Boyfriend?" She asked with a hopeful tone to her voice. Eren's cheeks took on a light pink hue as Levi's eyes narrowed, a similar color coming to him.

"I believe you forgot how to do your job, Petra." Levi chided. The woman only giggled.

"Welcome to UniCafe, what can I get you?" She said in a cheery tone. "I think we have an Amour Latte, if you two ar-"

"Dear fuck Petra! We aren't dating!" Levi snapped, his cheeks turning a slightly darker shade as Eren smiled softly. Petra pouted as she looked between the two, then shook her head.

"Well that's just a shame. He's quite the catch." She said with a soft giggle. "And that goes both ways." She said seriously. Levi sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Your shit is not worth the five dollars for tea." Levi groaned. Eren made a noise and Levi sighed. "I'm not talking about yours, brat."

"Good. Because I don't think I have a song for this situation." Levi groaned.

"If you start singing Disney tunes right now, I will fucking leave you here." Eren chuckled.

"So... what do you two want?" Petra asked. Levi turned back to Petra.

"Tea, black-"

"Like your soul." Petra interrupted with a smile. Levi nodded.

"Damn straight." He said, getting a giggle from Petra and Eren.

"And what about you? If I've assumed correctly and you two are ordering together."

"Coffee, twelve sugar." Eren said with a smile. Levi turned to him with a cocked eyebrow.

"What the hell." Levi said. Eren shrugged.

"I'm not a fan of black coffee. I like sweet."

"Well that explains a few things." Petra said with a smile. "Levi's nothing sweet."

"I don't know. I think he's kinda sweet." Levi turned to Eren after his comment.

"I tell shit jokes. How the fuck is that sweet?" Levi asked. Eren just smiled.

"Anything else?" Petra asked.

"Croissant." Levi said.

"Ham and cheese?"

"When has it ever changed?" Levi asked.

"True. And you?"

"Hmm..." Eren hummed as he looked at the menu. "Blueberry scone?" Petra nodded and she finished ringing up their ordered and told them the total. Eren refused to let Levi pay, since he had asked Levi out for coffee, and paid.

"Sasha will bring you your order soon. Just sit down anywhere." Petra said. They grabbed a booth by the window.

"Was that what you meant by hounded?" Eren asked once he was situated. Levi nodded.

"Yeah. Fucking Petra's been trying to hook me up since she found out I wasn't ace." Levi said. It was actually Petra, Hange, Sasha, and Connie (another one of the workers at the movie theater) who kept trying to hook him up. But Eren didn't need to know the list.

"I know what that's like." Eren said as he leaned his elbows on the table. "Armin's been trying since he got together with Mikasa, but she keeps threatening every guy that looks my way. Annie's been trying to mellow her out, but it hasn't helped any." Levi nodded.

"I noticed." He said as Sasha came over with their order.

"Coffee with twelve sugars, blueberry scone, ham and cheese croissant, and Levi's liquefied soul." She said as she sat everything down, before seeing who was sitting at the table and smiling. "Hey cuz, I didn't know Mikasa was allowing you to date yet. I thought you still had until she was on her deathbed." Eren rolled his eyes.

"Haha Sasha. It's not a date. It's just coffee."

"And breakfast." She said with a wiggle of her eyebrows. "You finally get some last night?" Eren blushed, happy he hadn't tried to sip from his coffee yet.

"Sasha!" He whined.

"I don't know. You danced like you were about to after dropping me off last night." Levi said, hiding his smirk behind his cup as he took a sip from his tea. Sasha smiled as she turned to Levi, then realized who was actually there.

"Oh God, how did you even get him to agree?" Sasha asked Eren. "I've tried getting him to just let me sneak a cookie and he almost bites my head off."

"What can I say." Eren said with a smile. "I'm charming."

"Oh yes, because this is obviously a Disney movie, considering you've been singing them almost every time I see you." Levi said, cutting his croissant into little squares before popping one into his mouth. Sasha hummed as she looked at Levi.

"I don't think he would make a good Disney princess." Sasha said. "Maybe a villain or side character, but definitely not princess." Levi glared at her briefly. "But which prince would you be? I don't think you'd be Charming, that's Snow White... well maybe Levi would be Snow White." She thought allowed, looking back to Levi. "He has the complexion. How many men have you lived with?"

"Fuck off and get back to work." Levi said. Sasha hummed, before shrugging and turning back to Eren.

"By the way Eren, Connie and I have your party planned already. Alcohol provided by Reiner and food provided by three different fast food restaurants, Connie and I already agreed to pay for it." She said with a wide smile. Eren smiled back.

"I thought I told you I didn't need a party." He said. Sasha whined.

"But Eren! You're turning 21! And we already made reservations for the midnight horror movie coming out that weekend!" That got both males attention.

"Which one?"

"Death Bringers of the Abyss. The one with the zombie squirrel and the monster with the-"

"Tentacles of Sexual Doom?" Eren asked. Levi looked at him liked Eren had just insulted his cat, which was a pretty high offense in Levi's book. "I was not the one that came up with that one. It was Connie." Eren said. Levi nodded slowly, done questioning this new movie.

"Yeah! And it's at the movie theater Connie works at! He said his manager already had it all scheduled and had the perfect screener working that night!" Sasha continued to whine. Eren smiled.

"Fine, whatever, now can I eat my scone that you've obviously been eyeing since you realized it was mine." Eren said with a smile. Sasha pouted and left. Levi looked to Eren, already mostly through his breakfast as Eren happy took a large bit of his scone.

"That bottomless pit is your cousin?" Levi asked after a few seconds. Eren nodded before swallowing to speak.

"Yeah. She's the one that's kept my sweet tooth alive." Eren said as he took a sip of his coffee, sighing happily.

"I see." Levi said, finishing off his tea and croissant, sitting and waiting for Eren to finish, though the younger male was done only a minute later, and they left, Eren bringing Levi back to his complex. "Thanks for breakfast brat." Levi said as he went to open the door, but Eren had grabbed his hand. When Levi turned back, he noticed Eren had a light blush on his face.

"I know this wasn't supposed to really be a date, and I'm usually not one to ask, but..." Eren looked flustered briefly, but it didn't take Levi long to get the picture. Rolling his eyes, he leaned forward and gave Eren a quick peck on the cheek.

"Usually, you'd want to be sure of your dates sexuality before asking for a kiss. This would've been hella awkward if I wasn't into cock." Levi said as he slid from the truck, leaving Eren a blushing, grinning mess.

This was hell to right. My 'w' and 'e' keys kept cutting out, so I would sit there for like, a minute, mashing the button until it worked or just kept typing. And my 'r' key is missing, and only the censor thing is there, so needless to say, I need a new laptop because this will NOT DO for riting ren/Lvi(fucking cut off again! and I'm laving it this tim!) And copy pasting is SUCH a pain having to sitch btn th to. Lik this is bullshit it no. And somtims my 'r' key ill cut out. So yah. Brightr note, I got another chapter for this out! GOAL! (NOW they work!)