Harry's Dilema

Harry: It's not fair! Why does Tom get to play the smart one and I have to be the stupid one?

Us: Well you see…Tom's hot, your not.

Tom: Why thank you ladies (makes advances)

Us: Donut Boy! Restrain him!

(Donut Boy restrains him with a donut)

Donut Probation

(Ron tries to get on Hermione's shoulders)

Hermione: He's too heavy!

Us: Ron NO DONUTS! You and Geoffrey are on donut probation!

Ron: Are you saying I'm fat?

Us: Yes we are. Donut Boy, restrain him…but not with a donut!

(Donut Boy restrains him with a rescue life tube while wearing the corset and eating a donut)