Harry's Dilema
Harry: It's not fair! Why does Tom get to play the smart one and I have to be the stupid one?
Us: Well you see…Tom's hot, your not.
Tom: Why thank you ladies (makes advances)
Us: Donut Boy! Restrain him!
(Donut Boy restrains him with a donut)
Donut Probation
(Ron tries to get on Hermione's shoulders)
Hermione: He's too heavy!
Us: Ron NO DONUTS! You and Geoffrey are on donut probation!
Ron: Are you saying I'm fat?
Us: Yes we are. Donut Boy, restrain him…but not with a donut!
(Donut Boy restrains him with a rescue life tube while wearing the corset and eating a donut)
