I new a librul wuld fine me an try to censore me evantully.
Took four chapters for the flamers to arrive.
i well niut stop wratin! aned tahnks 2 teh pepol who gav kupos andd the persian who was so shacked by ho gud my storey wuz tay coldnt speek in ther comet.
I don't think if was because the story was 'good' as to why they were shocked into silence.
I alweys wantad 2 be a cherledur butt i wuz nevar gud enuf 2 maek the skwad in reel lif.
Surprised?
Nope.
lat yeer wen my bruther was in hi scol on teh fetbal teem my famely wud go2 hsi gams and i wud spind teh hole tim wachen teh cherledurs insted ofthe gam.
And you still deny your sexuality.
tehy wer so pritty.
She still denies it.
i tred ot 4 medol skul skwad but i wasnt gud enuf becuz the persan in charg was MEEN!
You're the mean one here. You're racist, homophobic, and fucking up religions.
Mayby ill be gud enuf wen im in hi scul.
Doubt it.
Alos Mekasa frum Atok on Tito is rilly gud at jumpemn arond an stuf so shed proly mak a charlatan skwad
Um. Everyone from Attack on Titan is good at 'jumping around and stuff'.
If they weren't good at it, they would be dead.
CHAP 4: THR CHELLEATIN TYRUNTS
I read that as Chap 4: the Chellington Tyrant... Isn't Chellington a town?
Aftur allof Mekasas clases skul was ovar and it wux tim 4 teh cherledun truots. Pitra teh hed cherleder was lederin the otter cherledrs becuz teh wer praktisen.
Sara, the only words you just used that were real words were 'was' 'and' 'it' 'the' and 'otter'.
"Go Surly Karps!" Teh sed that wuz teh fotbell teems naem at Atek On Titen Hi Skol.
So, the football teams name is Surly Karps? Seriously? What a bad name.
Couldn't you have given it a better name? Like the Survey Corps? Or the Scouts? Scouting Legion?
Mikosa nad Armen and Kresta and a buncha otter gurls wer tehre 2 tri ot.
ARMIN. IS. A. DUDE! HE HAS A DICK!
"ok u muts be teh nude triots" Patre sed
She is a mutt.
And I wouldn't be surprised if she was a nudist. There is very little Sara can do at this point to surprise me.
"im Perta Rel im teh moats poplar gurl in scule aned teh hed churledur."
Of course the most popular girl in school is the Head Cheerleader.
At least she isn't Petrafied in front of crowds.
Okay, I'll admit, the Petra jokes are getting old now.
Pitra wuz so kool! Mekasa wantad 2 bee jus lik her! Than Tepra luked tords sumon in teh grope.
"YOU!" she sad. It wuz Aney!
Who's Aney?
"ono!" Mekasa sed.
"U CANT JOAN TEH CHERLEDUN SKWAD UR A LESBAN!" Patra sed.
Since when can lesbians not be on the squad?
"But i want 2 joyn teh skwad so ican rap u all!" Aney sed.
Go ahead, Annie. Rap your little heart out.
"BUT IDONT WANT BE RAP!" PERTA SED.
YOU WILL LISTEN TO HER RAP SONGS! And you will like it.
"Tehn ill call Barok Obema and tel him ur bein discrimenat agenst lesbans and u wont be hed cherledur anemore!" Aney getted ot her fone.
Sooo Annie has the president on speed dial.
Ugh.
"Ono!" Putra sed. Mekasa actad quackly she garved Aneys fone frum her and throwed it on teh grond then she steped onit untli it was borken intoo lik a bajillion peaces. Aney runed of cryen.
I think this counts as vandalism. Destruction of private property.
I wonder if we can get Mikasa in jail for this.
"Tanks u can jone teh skwad" Petrie sed.
So, she can join the squad for destroying a phone.
"Yay!" Mikosa sed.
"Gud job!" Armun sed.
"Way 2 goo!" Kresta sed.
Ten tejh fetbal teem shoed up.
"Sup babe" it wuz Pteras bofrend Levy he wuz a senyor on teh fotbel teem butt he wasnt teh karterbak taht was Rinner.
...
...Levy...what are you doing here...You are neither a boy, or from Attack on Titan. Get back to Fairy Tail and Gajeel.
"This Frishman gurl savd me frum losen my positron as hed cherledur becuz a lesban wuz gunna cal Brock Oboma" Perta saed.
"Cool" Levo sed tehn he sad thaenks 2 Mikosa. Butthan Reener wanked up.
Okay, Levi would have had more of a reaction than that.
"Ragnar r u gunna driv me hom aftur practes" Reyners sistur Sashs sed.
"ya" Renur sed.
"can u driv me hom 2" Mekoasa sed.
"Sorey i dont no wer u liv and my sistur lievs at teh sam hose as me" Reindeer sed.
Obviously she lives in the same house as you.
"Rienar man thes gurl savde my gurlfrend frum been arested by Barok Omaha u shuld drev her hom" Livey sed.
Petra wouldn't have been arrested.
"ok ill driv u hom" Renar sed 2 Mekpsa.
Their kind of forcing Reiner to do all of this.
"YAY!" Mekasa sed no she new hed dat her
Pffft! Okay, so if a guy drives you home that means he'll date you? hahahahaha! Oh God! I've had guys drive me home before, it don't work like that kid. You are just too naïve or stupid. *Rolls on ground laughing*
To confirm what she said: Just because us guys drive you home, or are forced to like Reiner here, that doesn't mean we wanna date you.
adn than noone wuld beleev Aney wen she sad Mekasa was a lesban becuz Mikosa isnt a lesban and shed prov taht by haven a bofrend.
You know, people have heterosexual relationships despite being gay.
