Yo, it's Hidan

Yo, it's Hidan! I've taken ovah, yeah!!

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Hidan was staring at the sun, outside of the Akatsuki's secret hideout. "Ya' know what?" Hidan said, talking to himself, "I might go blind like Itachi. That would suck. I would want a pet snake to guide me around, then. Snakes rule!" Somewhere in a far away forest, Sasuke and his group named "Snake" walked.

"I just heard someone yell out 'snake'" Karin said.

"Someone's found us! Run!" Sasuke demanded, and his underlings followed his order. Back at the Akatsuki base, Hidan heard a high-pitched shriek of fear. 'What's wrong with princess Dei Dei now?' wondered Hidan. He ran to where the voice came from. The scene was Itachi and Mr. Bunny, Mr. Bunny wasn't moving. Deidara stood in front of them, and said, "Itachi's bunny is dead!! Eeeeew!"

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Deidara: "Dead animals are GROSS! Especially burnt bunnies!"

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Sasori, also known as Dei Dei's prince, arrived at the scene. His name definitely made sense.

"Dei Dei! Are you okay?!" Sasori asked with worry in his voice.

"Hidan! Go tell Pain that Itachi's bunny is dead! NOW!" Hidan started walking to Pain's 'office'. When he was almost out of sigh from Deidara, the princess yelled: "Run, Hidan! RUN!!"

"Alright, alright, princess!" Hidan replied.

"Don't call me that!" Hidan didn't hear, though, he already had run off. He arrived at Pain's 'office'. Pain came out of the room.

"Hidan? What's up?"

"Itachi's bunny, it's fucking dead!!" Pain's face looked shocked.

"Really?" They both ran back to the scene. Sasori was now performing some strange ritual that supposedly brought people back to life. He was waving around sticks, it almost looked mindlessly. Deidara stood back, along with Itachi. Itachi kept on mumbling his bunny's name over and over again. "Um…" Sasori stopped waving around the stick and backed away. Pain examined the burnt bunny, and then stood. "Yep, Mr. Bunny's dead, alright." The announcement made everybody wonder:

"Now what's going to happen to Itachi?!" They all said, except for Itachi and Pain.

"Hidan, Itachi, follow me to my office. Deidara, Sasori, go get someone to bury Mr. Bunny outside." They followed Pain's orders.

Hidan, Itachi, and Pain stood in Pain's 'office'. "So, you're probably wondering what's going to happen to you now, Itachi. You basically have no way to get around." Itachi nodded. "Therefore, you need another guide. Hidan, you are Itachi's new guide, since you have the most free time of all the Akatsuki. It's not a hard task. Now, you two go off. Mr. Bunny will have a funeral today at three p.m. I will post a message about it on 'The Akatsuki Message Board'." Pain watched as Itachi and Hidan skipped out of the room, sing "Tarzan and Jane", y'know, that pop song by Toy-Box. Konan watched the two skip off, and then walked in Pain's room. "What have I done?!" moaned Pain.

"So, you paired up Hidan and Itachi. I didn't imagine it would turn out like that."

"I'm…I'm afraid I've created another yaoi couple in the Akatsuki…another pair just like Deidara and Sasori!! NOOOO!!" Konan laughed at Pain.

"Hee hee, I don't mind yaoi myself. I find them entertaining." That didn't help Pain. That made Pain feel worse. 'Curse these followers of mine!' Thought Pain, 'Curse my weird yaoi followers!!'

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Hidan: "What?! How did I turn out to be yaoi?! Dammit! Fuck! Not bitchin'!!"

Babs McGoogle: "Hey! Hidan! No swearing! I'm dead for one chapter, and you go on a no-bleeping spree!"

H: "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME YAOI, BABS?! WHY?!"

B: "It's your punishment! You told me last month you secretly wanted to be yaoi!"

H: "Erm…Hey! Please ask questions and review!"

B: "Hidan! Don't change the subject!!"

H: "Crazy yaoi fan girl!!"

B: "Shut up, Hidan!!" –gets into fight of words, mostly Hidan swearing and Babs trying not to swear-

Thanks for Reading!

-Signing off, Babs McGoogle