Emma: Hello everybody! I was at my friend's house when someone told me that I accidentally uploaded chapter 1 again! Oops!
Sebastian: Well, you were up at six in the morning. *whispers* She's not exactly a morning person. She was insanely tired.
Emma: It's Pluto's fault! He barked all night and scratched at my window!
Ciel: That's when you call Sebastian.
Emma: I kicked him off the sill. He transformed and burned some of the bushes, by the way.
Ciel: WHAT? THAT WAS YOU?
Emma: No, Pluto did it.
Meyrin: She has a point, yes!
Claude: Can we halt this ridiculous bickering and get on with the show?
Emma: Alright! The first question came from eIghTEeNthG6.
To the Undertaker: Is Undertaker you real name? Why do you hide yourself like that? I really wanna see you wearing something else, like a butler outfit! Last, why do you need the jokes?
Undertaker: I actually can't recall me real name! *munches on dog bone* How do I hide myself?
Bard: You don't show much skin and your hair covers your face.
Undertaker: Oh! I don't know. I think I look nice like this though. And, I'm not changing unless you give me a joke! I love jokes because when you're in the funeral parlor business you don't get much true laughter, me friend!
Emma: Come on, Undertaker, this is practically a dare. You should do it.
Undertaker: Nope! I ain't changin'!
Emma: Fine. I'm sorry, dear friend. You know, we need a punishment! If you don't want to do a dare, you can run through the East End naked. Kay?
Undertaker: Alright then! *strips* *runs through East End screaming* * returns* That was funny!
Sebastian: Ugh. It can't be helped. Let's move on. This is from Jessica1209, and she said:
Hello Emma, my question is...Sebastian do you like the yaois that involve you getting raped?
Sebastian: I honestly don't care. They are simply rubbish.
Grell: *watching yaoi* Say what, Sebas-chan?
Sebastian: Um… Nothing.
Emma: That's gross, don't show it around. We should keep going. This next batch is from Fox Tamer 113! Sorry about getting the numbers wrong! I apologize. She's given us some dares!
Ciel, you have to smile, like a full blown grin(like Naruto), for two chapters! (If it's okay for your Emma-ness *bows*) Sebastian would you please watch Ciel to make sure he's not gonna cheat? =3
Ciel: Great. Do I have to?
Emma: Either that or the birthday suit.
Ciel: *sigh* I suppose I need my dignity. *smiles*
Sebastian: Good, job, sir. Don't cheat, I'll be watching!
Bard, I dare you to cook your 'specialty'... And I dare you to eat it. What does it taste like? =P
Bard: Alright miss! Excuse me!
*big explosion* *Bard returns*
Bard: Okay! Let's have a taste! *eats* *pukes* BLOODY-
Ciel: I told you it tasted bad.
Bard: YUCK! I GOTTA FIND A NEW METHOD! Ooh, maybe grenades! :D
Sebastian: No. Definitely not.
Sebastian and Claude, I dare you two to have a contest! A dance contest. Everyone else, feel free to distract them =P
Claude: We shall! Let us dance!
Emma: *in announcer voice* Claude starts with his tap shoes, doing a rather epic timestep! He's doing bells! Wow! Wait… Wait.. HE'S DOING THE GENE KELLY STREETLAMP POSE! OH, THE BEAUTY!
*continuing* Now, Sebastian comes! Wait, what is this? HE'S IN POINTE SHOES! These shoes are like hell on a dancer's feet, giving blisters and scars! They have even been known to remove a toenail! He's up on the tops of his toes, doing borés! (Note: these are now ballet terms!) Tour jete! The, then, FIFTY-TWO FORTE TURNS!
Everyone: *claps*
Emma: A great show, folks! It's a tight contest! So, reviewers, vote for who you think should win! I'll count up the votes in a few chapters! Finally, the last dare!
Lizzy, I dare you to... cute-ify EVERYONE! =D
Lizzy: YAY! *cutifies*
Ciel: *still smiling* Why pink bows? Pink?
Sebastian: This is an honor, my lady. Such a pretty… bonnet…
Grell: OOH I LOOK SO PRETTY~!
Emma: Um… I hate ruffles. Anyways… Dares and reviews… And don't forget the dance contest! *coughs glitter* I think I have a contest now! I want you to answer this question:
Black Butler is releasing a game! What should the title be?
Emma: The best answer will be featured in a chapter to come! I think I'll allow two chapters. The winner for the dance contest will be announced then, too! Vote! Answer! Send questions and dares! Thanks! :D
