Me: ok I like to say that the last chapter kinda happened…

Kaya: I told her it was wrong.

Me: I know but I had to cause I really like this chapter even if everyone else doesn't. I think this one is funny, and weird.

Kaya: everyone thinks the last chapter got dumb real quick.

Me: I know that, and I can't help but laugh at the last reviews for the last chapter. I personally think that anyone who would want to sleep with Orochimaru… (Shivers) is in need of help but I still wrote it so… (Shrugs) and yes BDG420 I do need to seek help cause Naruto will still love Sasuko it's a love story for them.

Kaya: I'm calling the crazy house.

Me: -_- Kaya! Hope you enjoy this chapter after this long yapping from me.

{Naruto's POV}

I left the prison needing to get as far away as possible from it for the time being. Sasuko had sex with… oh I shuddered at the thought. Orochimaru then Obito all for power. It hurts me to know that she just gave up something that she'll never get back.

'Does she even regret it?'

I thought. I was to busy thinking Sasuko when I bumped into someone knocking them down.

"Sorry… Hanabi."
I said helping Hinata's little sister up. She dusted her clothes off.

"Naruto try to watch where your going."

She said in a snotty voice. An anger mark grew on my forehead I could feel it.

"Sorry I was thinking, and no 'did it hurt?' jokes!"

I said before she could say something. Hanabi can be a real brat most times but she's still has her sweet sides. I some times wonder if she's really Neji's little sister then Hinata's those two are so much a like.

"Must've been big."
She said.

"Kinda."
I replied the thoughts of Sasuko in bed with Orochimaru coming to mind, then her Obito, and now one where she's in bed with both of them! ACK! My poor brain!

"Is it about Sasuko?"
She asked.

"How'd you know?"

"Naruto your always thinking about her."
I sweat-dropped.

"Not always…"

"I know your in love with her it's been obvious since you got put on the same team."
I felt like a brick it hit my head. How the hell did she know? My friends didn't even notice till after the chunin exams.

"How did…?"

"I'm not stupid Naruto. Well I gotta go watch where your going Kay?"

'Little brat.'

I thought but smiled at her. I went back to thinking about what I have been thinking before bumping into Hanabi, which I really wish I didn't.

"Oh Orochimaru… Obito… threesome!"
I shouted throwing my hand in the air earning me weird looks from people passing by.

"What are you looking at?!"

I snapped. They looked away muttering to themselves. I sighed.

"Hey Naruto."

"Tenten! Lee!"
I exclaimed happy to see that Guy sensei wasn't with them.

"What are you up to?"
Lee asked. I notice he wasn't wearing his normal green jumpsuit but normal clothes.

"I was just talking to myself apparently."

I said scratching the back of my head. Tenten laughed.

"Yeah I heard… threesome…? What was that about?"
She asked through fits of laughter.

"Not here."
I said.

"This way then!"
Lee exclaimed pointing to the training grounds then running to them.

"What's wrong with him?"
I asked. She shrugged.

"I blame Guy sensei, and you ask that like every time you see us… threesome…"
she giggled into her hand. I growled at her.

"Tenten…"

"Come on!"
Lee ran back to us, grabbed our hands, and dragged us to the training grounds. After he stopped I looked down at my hand that Lee was still holding with an embarrass blush.

"Lee!"

I shouted snatching it out of his.

"Sorry my dear friend."
My head fell forward.

"Don't say things like that."
I said already feeling defeated. I was pulled to the ground, and landed with a loud thud.

"So what was with… one second…"
she said before she burst out laughing.

"Tenten!"

I snapped.

"Sorry Naruto but… what's with the threesome thing?"
She asked her laughing finally calming down.

"Well this guy got out of his prison cell, and was saying things to Sasuko, and… during those saying he said something about her sleeping with some guys…"

"Who?"
Lee asked totally into what I was saying. I thought about if I should tell them, and if Sasuko would kill me when she got out cause I blabbed.

"I can't say…"

"So she slept with her brother?"

Tenten asked. My jaw dropped.

"No! Ew! She slept with Orochimaru, and Obito for power! Opps!"
I said covering my mouth with wide eyes. Their jaws dropped as they stared at me with shock filled eyes. I chuckled nervously.

"She slept with… those two?"
Tenten asked not knowing what to say. I put my head to the ground ashamed at myself for blabbing.

"Yes…"
I let out.

"And she confirmed it?"

Tenten asked. I nodded.

"I can't believe the lovely Uchiha would do that?"
Lee said in disbelief. I sat back up.

"She's mine."
I said but didn't put any kinda of emotion into it.

"So… she had a threesome with Orochimaru, and Obito?"
Tenten asked. I felt like my jaw dropped to the ground at that.

"No! I was thinking about those 'two' times Sasuko did it, and ended up picturing her in a threesome with them… ow! My eyes! My poor, poor eyes!"
I felt like I wanted to stab my eyes out from the picture now stuck in my brain.

"Naruto that is not youthful."
Lee said covering his eyes.

"Hmm?"
Tenten said. Is she actually thinking about it?

"Are you actually thinking about it?"

I asked. She nodded.

"Yeah I can't really get a picture of Sasuke in bed with those two at the same time… but I am getting Orochimaru, and Obito hooking up…!"

"Tenten!"
Me, and Lee shouted.

"What? I can see the Uchiha as the uke."
She said going deep in thought. Now Lee, and I were in the fetal potion trying to block Tenten's fucked up image out of our heads.

"Why? Why you cursive woman?
I snapped. She giggled.

"Ok. Ok. Let's try Sasuko…"

"With me?"

I asked hopefully. She shook her head.

"And Itachi… hmm? Uchiha on Uchiha…"

"Tenten!"

I shouted again. Ok my mind is permanently curse.

'I need to get new friends.'

Me: lol. I love their talk. Oh the images sorry if any of these scared you for life…

Kaya: like me.

Me: if you didn't like then sorry but it'll get better from here…

Kaya: I hope. No more Orochimaru… EW! You know what I mean.

Me: Kaya your no fun, and there might still be some we are still working on it.

Kaya: I hate her.

Me: I love you! Please review, and tell me more if you think I'm crazy cause I'm telling you the last three reviews I got made me laugh. I also have this poll up about which couples you like the best so please take it!