ANASTASIA/ YAMI: "HEY I'M GOING MAKE SASUKE LEAVE NARUTO FOR ORICHIMARU!"

-quote from YamiUchiha15

Adelle

by Aimie

Chapter 4: "Target in all its Glory"

Adelle and Sean walked into Target. Red and white paint covered the walls. Adelle's eyes widened, she had seen never seen so much clothes in her life. She ran from asile to asile happily skimming through the clothes.

Sean however, hadn't noticed she had left. "Hey, Adelle. So--Hey!" he turned around she wasn't there. "Adelle! Adelle where'd you go!"

He ran from asile to asile looking for her. "Adelle!"

"Over here!" he heard her say. He followed her voice. Sean walked into the bra and underwear asile where he found Adelle happily looking at a 68DD. This was very uncomfortable.

"Hey, Sean, do you think any guy would try this on for me?" she asked holding it out.

"Well...maybe."

"Would you?" she asked. "I mean cuz you're a guy and stuff..."

His eyes widened as wide as saucers. "What? No! No!"

"Oh and why not?" Adelle asked. "Come on, no one has to know!"

"It's a bra! Only girls wear bras!" he yelled.

The bra in her hand slipped from her fingers. In all its red and white polka dot goodness.

"Come on please?" she asked. She pouted.He couldn't resist it.

"Fine! Just because I'm man enough to try it on!" he snatched the bra from the floor and walked into the changing room. He struggled to put the ridiculously huge bra on. "It won't fit!"

"What?!" she asked from the outside.

"It--ahh..ow!" he screamed. He fell on the floor trying to put it on. "Ow! Ow!"

"Do you want me to come help you?" she asked.

"No! I can--do this on my--own!" he said.

Adelle rolled her eyes. Boys and their 'pride'. Male-like disordered.

"Seriously! I can help I--" her eyes widened as he opened the door. His hair was messed up and the bra was put on upside down.

She giggled. "Is it on right?"

"Not really..." she laughed. "Do you want me to come in?"

"I can go back in--"

"No, I'm going to help you." she said pushing him back into the changing room.

"Must I do this?" he asked.

"Yes, this is very funny" she said. "Now take it off"

"Oh..kay" he said blushing.

"Are you man enough to try it on?" she asked smirking.

"Oh, wipe that smirk off your face!" he yelled.

"Come on it's not on right!" she said. He put his hands through the bra and she clasped the bra on the back. "See, it looks perfect now!"

"Yes" he grumbled. "Perfection"

"Aren't you a cute little girl?" she asked pinching his cheeks.

"Yes, I'm very cute, thank you very much!" he said. "Can I take it off now?"

She laughed. She helped him take it off. "That was hilarious"

"I can't beleive I just did that and I just met you" he said. He tried to walk over to the door and and tripped over a hanger. "Ahhh! Ahhh!"

He fell on top of Adelle blushing madly. "Uhh, this is slightly uncomfortable..." she said.

He swallowed. "Uhh...sssorrry..." he got up and dusted his pants off. He helped her up.

"It's okay..." she said. Her face was as red as a tomato.

They walked out of the changing rooms and into the Juniors section of the store. She looked around. Tank tops, midriffs, short skirts, long skirts, so much to choose from so little time. She picked out a light blue tank top and a jean miniskirt.

"How would this look on me?" she asked holding both items up.

"G-good, I suppose." he said bashfully.

"You suppose!?" she put the clothes back on the rack and picked something else out."What about these?" she held up plaid bermuda shorts and a blue hoodie.

"Perfect" he said smiling.

"Thanks!" she said.

They walked together side by side along the never bunches of clothes. Once in a while she would ask him how clothes looked on her. They watched the manager and young lady having a creative discussion.

They walked over to hear it.

"What do you mean Sasuke's straight?" the girl asked. Adelle and Sean looked at each other. "He's gay I tell you, GAY!"

"Do I even know you?" asked the manager. "And who's this Sasuke?"

"Hello? Guy from Naruto here! And he's about as straight as a circle." the girl said. Sean and Adelle exchanged disturbed glances.

"Just who the heck are you?"

"Okay, my name is Corn. I like to flush carrots down the sink as my mom's AIDS grows bigger than the moonlight of my cat's meow" she said. Adelle's mouth hung open.

"What?" the manager asked disturbed. "I don't even know you!"

Sean rolled his eyes. "That's Veronica" he whispered.

"But I thought she said her name was Corn." Adelle said.

"Yes, Adelle, her name is Corn because any sane person would name their child Corn" he said sarcastically.

"Sorry, that's what she said. Who is she anyway?"

"She's a Naruto fanatic and she's trying to convince everybody that Sas-e-kay or whatever his name is and Naruto are together."

"What's Naruto?" she asked.

"OH..MY..GOD!" they both heard, they slowly turned around.

"Veronica..." he said uncomfortably.

"Hi Sean!" she squealed. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT NARUTO IS??" she screamed.

"Uh..no?"

"O..M..G! That's the bestest ANIME SHOW ever!" she said dragging out the 'er' in ever.

"Uh...that's great?" said Adelle. Sean slapped his forehead.

"See what you've started?" he whispered into Adelle's ear. "Now she's going to tell you about it..or worse make us watch it..."

"NOW I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT! NO! MAKE YOU WATCH IT!" Veronica squealed.

"Oh..no." said Sean mentally kicking himself for bringing Adelle into the store.

"ISN'T THAT A GREAT IDEA!?"

"The best.." said Adelle uncomfortably.

"Yes! It is the best and hey! Don't you run away! Don't leave!" Veronica screamed. Sean had dragged Adelle away. "But, I haven't told you the best part!"

They walked out of the store after purchase and were now walking down the street.

"That Veronica was weird" said Adelle.

"Nah, she's okay when she's not hyper on roasted marshmellows" he said laughing.

"Roasted marshmellows, what the heck--?"

"Don't ask." he said.

A/N: Hope you all Veronica! She's physco! She's based off of my friend YamiUchiha15 (and she's in LOVE with Naruto: The Tv Show, it's kind of disturbing) I mean check her profile it's like over dosed...I like Naruto and all but not like 'that'.

Yami if ur readin this, ur still my friend BUT--chillax with the Naruto. And dude, Itachi is a cartoon charecter I'm sure you'll one day find a real man.

-Aimie