A/N: You get the idea...


To Jaune, the world is a valley of beautiful flowers that were his to choose. However, one stood out to him and it was a myrtle on the top of a hill by itself.

When he saw that myrtle, he knew it was the one. And so from the first day he met Weiss, he had been trying to convince her to go out with him, each attempt ending in failure.

To the normal person, they would give up and try again with another woman, but oh no, Jaune is anything but normal so the blonde haired loveably Jaune continued his attempts even in the face of certain defeat.

Jaune was sitting in a private room with Adam that no one knew of, the closet. The closet however, was so spacious that it could be its own room. The two men were playing poker and on the table was a queen, jack, ten, and nine, all the same suit

"So, how was the latest attempt at Weiss?" Adam said putting down an ace and a king.

"Flush"

"Yet another setback Adam, but I have a plan to get here that will not fail."

He put down a king and an ace in the same suit as the cards on the table. "Royal Flush."

"Dang it." He said handing over his last money to him.

"That was interesting, here." Jaune said passing all him money back to him. For some reason, the two could not take the others money due to some bond of brotherhood.

"Thanks, so what is your next plan to win her over?"

"I'm taking it old school." He gave a smirk but Jaune went wide eye knowing exactly what he was planning.

"Jaune, you are crazy for risking your manhood like that." A tear fell down Adam's face of proudness of the man.

"Thank you, I will not fail you Adam, I will win this heiress heart or die trying!"

"Yes, and I shall be in the closet silently cheering you on as she falls for your charm!"

"Then let battle begin!"


Somewhere else


"Weiss, did something happen between you and Jaune?" Ruby asked her the heiress of the team who just blushed.

"N-No, you know Jaune, always trying to me to go out with him in the stupidest ways."

"Like what?" Ruby said.

"Last time, he tried to wash my back in the shower when I was in there, needless to say… he was broken for two days" Weiss said remembering the knight's attempt. "Still, by now he would have tried and win me over today."

"You think he might have given up and tried someone else like my sister Yang?" Ruby said seeing her teammate's reaction to hear Jaune give up on her.

"You know Jaune, he will probably only give up when he is in the dirt."

"I don't know, it had been three months of constant rejection, he might have finally tried someone else."

"Stop talking like that, let's just go back to the dorm."


"Target is approaching the in as we speak, being accompanied by Ruby."

"Copy that Adam, I am ready to win her over." Jaune said grabbing a myrtle from a pot of flowers. Adam gave the man a thumbs up to what he was doing.

"You are the bravest soul to ever live, even I wouldn't do this to Blake, and I commend you Jaune." And with that Adam turned off the lights and went into the spacious closet and waited for the greatest love story to begin.

"Here we are, what would you like to do Ruby?" Weiss said noticing the lights to the dorm room were turned off. She flicked them on and as soon as the lights went on, she felt like her heart was going to bust out of her body.

"Why, hello there ladies." Jaune said as Ruby fainted onto the floor from the sheer sight of what she was seeing and covered her eyes. Jaune, in a last attempt to win the heiress over, was wearing a white speedo and having a white myrtle in his mouth.

"YOU FUCKING PERVERT, I HATE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE!" She shouted at the top of her lungs as she pulled her unconscious team leader to the hallway and slammed the door shut leaving a stunned Jaune.

He took the myrtle out of his mouth and put it where he found it. He put on his regular clothes, grabbed his weapon and made his way out the door.

"Jaune, wait!" Adam cried out to his friend who ignored him as the knight continued down the steps and out the dorm building, getting the attention of Yang who was in the school with a couple of the guys.

"Adam, what happened up there, I heard shouting and then Jaune walking out just now?" Yang said as Adam sat next to her ordering the strongest drink they tender had.

"Weiss broke Jaune's heart just now and… he saw the results." Adam said feeling like a failure of a close friend.

"Wait, she did WHAT!?" Yang rose her voice shocked to hear what the heiress did to her friend.

"Where is she?"

"Who knows, she left the room with an unconscious Ruby so she can't be far." Adam said as Yang was already walking up the steps before he finished his sentence. Yang climbed the steps with a purpose as she approached the team dorm room that her sister was staying in. She knocked on the door.

"Leave us alone Jaune!"

" Guys it's Yang, I'm coming in." She said opening the door. Ruby was laying on the right bed with Weiss next to her.

'What do you want Weiss, I'm not exactly in the best mood."

"I want to know why you decided it was a good idea to destroy Jaune's heart."

"Why does it matter to you, he was harassing me anyway." Anger filled the Yang's red eyes which did not go unnoticed by the princess.

"You have no idea why he does this do you? I'll explain. Jaune knows no better because of how he was raised, he continually tried to win you over because he cared about you the most and what do you do, you stab him in the heart and don't look back."

"What are you saying?"

"What I am saying is this Weiss; He loves you, all of you, not your body but your personality as well. He only acts like he did to people he wants to be with." The gears began to turn for her, Jaune never acted this way.

"Oh no…" She said with a worried face.

"There is only one way to win him over, you need to do something to prove you want to be with him" Yang said as Weiss's face brightened up red as much as her white hair, but she knew Yang was right.

Coming back from a very long walk, Jaune was by himself, thinking of everything up until this point. He could not believe what has happened and was wishing he wasn't such an idiot about how he approached her. His face showed no signs of the cheerfulness he had, instead as sadness, a sadness which a dark knight could use to its advantage. He entered the school and the first thing he saw was Adam on his ass with what appeared to be overdrinking. He ignored the man and made his way.

Reaching his dorm room, he noticed it was unlocked as he opened the door. The lights were of in what appeared to be a repeat of his scene. He turned the lights on.

"W-W-W-Welcome b-b-back Jaune" Weiss said as Jaune's jaw dropped to the floor with what he was seeing. Weiss, the lady who had just killed him from the inside was standing in front of him in nothing but a white two piece bikini.

Jaune could not believe his eyes but his natural react was to throw a blanket over the lady for some ungodly reason. She panicked until Jaune got her head out from underneath the blanket.

"What the hell was that for you dolt!"

"I was wondering the same thing, what kind of sick joke is this, you already broke my heart, what more do you want?" Jaune said with hints of anger in his voice.

"About that…" Her paused surprised the man.

"I'm sorry about what I said, I just thought you wanted me for my body and nothing more." Jaune's eyes shot up from hearing this. Yang explained everything to me, and I was wondering if you would give me a chance to correct myself." Silence filled the air as he grabbed her left hand.

"If this is what you want, then of course."

After that dark night, we move to the next night. Team RWBY and JNPR decide to go to a natural hot spring in Emerald forest. However only Jaune and Adam are not allowed.


"This is the greatest thing to ever be seen Adam!" Jaune said as Adam and he were spying on the girls in the hot spring.

"Yes it is, yes it is my friend."

"Ruby is Ren nearby." Blake said as a chill filled both of the men's spines.

"Yes, do we have a pest to deal with?"

"Yes, but there are two of them."

"Ren, get our guests out of the trees will you?" Ruby asked her friend who nodded.

Seconds later, both Adam and Jaune fell out of the tree in front of the ladies.

"J-J-Jaune!" Weiss shouted as Ren grabbed the two by the arms and hanged them up.

"If we die, we died in a garden of humbleness…" Jaune said, beginning to say his final prayers to the Gods of the world.

"Ruby, I want Jaune all to myself." Weiss said grabbing her weapon Myrtenaster and the sheer fear that came to Jaune face was undanting.

"Ren my friend, please just kill me now, I beg of you!" Jaune begged his friend who had a smile on his face.

"Very well,Ren, drop Jaune in front of Weiss." He did as he was told as he threw Jaune wonder in front of the lady who was going to punish his manhood when they were done.

"Give me mercy Weiss dear?"

"No…" And so the night ended with screams from both men of the beat down they got.

Secretly, Weiss enjoyed punishing the boy she is being with, although he will never forget it, and the body cast they both were in will make sure of it.


A/N: Poor Jaune.