Chris: Last time on Total Drama Tropical island, the 13 contestants did a race around the island. Mary was hesitant, while Josh won for the runts. Ultimately, Kickbuttus hysterical lost, and Emily went home. In fact she almost admitted her love for Cody. Sierra won't like that. What will happen in this episode of Total Drama Tropical island!?
(Intro)
Cody: This Pop-tart is (somehow) cold.
(Confession)
Chef: This ain't no 5-star restaurant!
Chris: The challenge is to survive Owen's monstrous farts!
Stick figure: Good, I don't have a nose.
Chris: Yeah, you do.
Stick figure: Noooooooo!
Chris: Bombs away.
Mary: I regret nothing!
Chocolate: This'll ruin meh muscles!
Joseph: Yeah, sure.
Frank: Joseph, TRY to have a personality!
Joseph: nah
Josh: ? Stick figure?
Stick Figure [singing]: No more Mr! Nice guy! I've found a new style!
With claws, and pointy teeth, and vicious smile!
Good by goody-two shoes, I'm no longer uptight,
'Cause now I'm a shark and I'm ready to bite!
And, I'll say what I want! And the truth's gonna sting.
It actually hurts when I sing! Ha Ha Ha!
So look out world... [Punch].
Chocolate: Stop!
Stick figure: So, you have the face of a one-tooth camel!
Chocolate: [Cries]
Josh: Guess you aren't so strong after all!
Chocolate: Oh shut up! [Coughs]
Noah: I told you, he's a living time-bomb of fume!
[Team kickbuttus hysterical faints]
Chris: Team Kickbuttus hysterical has lost! The other teams are in it to win it!
Mary: Oh, gosh! [Faints]
Frank: C'mon team, stay...[Faints]
Josh: I'll throw a ball to...[Faint]
Joseph: Wow, way to throw a murder ball!
Noah: That's my line!
Joseph [Sarcastically] : Oh, yeah. [Faints]
Chris: Team Swagger wins!
(Elimination)
Chris: everyone other than Stick figure and chocolate got 0 votes, and are safe!
Stick Figure: Good! I quit!
Chris: Okay, but chocolate got the votes so he's out, two!
[Punch! Punch!]
Ranks:
14. Swagger
13. Emily
12. Stick figure
11. Chocolate
