So, today my conversation with my best friend Ryan, nicknames Reighnbouex *Rainbow* went a little something like this:
Me: So, you read up on my stories yet?
RR: Yeah, I read that Dream one. What the fuck?! I THOUGHT I BEAT MIKEY?!
Me: Mikey's a dirty whore to whom I hate right now. His name is just your in incognito.
RR: What about's Amber? I THOUGHT KRIS BEAT HER?!
Me: Amber is a stupid poser, Kris' name is just to boy-ish to put up. Like really? What were her parents thinking? Naming a baby girl Kristopher James England? She sounds like a guy.
RR: I'M CALLING KRIS ON YOU!
Me: I'M CALLING CONNOR MY SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD POTHEAD BEST FRIEND ON YOU!
RR: ....I'm going home now...
Chapter 4: Ideas never work out the way you want
Zoey's POV
"You can't do that!" Sam yelled.
"Oh yes we can!" Emmet yelled back.
"It's death! You have death in your house! No! That's not aloud!" He got up close in Emmet's face and shouted louder.
Emmet growled and about hit the wolf in his face. I giggled and sat down on the steps I was on. I went through everyone's mind. Quite interesting really. Almost the same as before, but yet again, ADD kid made me giggle.
Everyone else: Stupid leech, housing death... I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING DOG! Ha, Emmet, watch your language...Fuck I'm hungry, I hope that bitch isn't going through our thoughts, I wonder how death got on Earth, did she like...POOF and there we go? ADD KID! What the hell is on my hand, it smells like the Ambercrombie cologne, but it also smells like fried chicken...When was the last time I had fried chicken? Hm, when was the last time I've had KFC? If I have to question, it's been way too long...Way too long.
I giggled loudly and heads turn to me. "Don't worry," I informed ADD kid. "I love KFC, too."
The boy, no older then maybe sixteen, but then again these wolves were huge! Heh....These wolves were huge....NO OLDER THEN SIXTEEN, possibly younger, blushed brightly and looked away.
I stood up, annoyed with this. I walked over to Dante, who had been silently messing with the bottom of Jasper's shirt for reasons unknown this whole time. "Why don't you explain to me what the hell you're doing? Jasper feel funny. He's questioning your silly antics. Now he's giggling because I used the word "Silly" Now he's embarrassed because he--OH!" I gasped as I read Jasper's thoughts.
But Edward...My lord...Edward...Hm...How to describe...Okay, you know when you're watching anime and something disgusting and completely unnecessary is shared? Then they get that look on their face and start to twitch a little? (1) Yeah, that's Edward.
Jasper's eye's went wide and he left, he didn't run, but he didn't exactly leave kindly. I giggled once again and smiled at our crowd.
"I will be back momentarily. Come along, Poo-bear," I grabbed Dante's arm and dragged him with me up the stairs.
"Did you just call me Poo-bear?" He asked in a sort of disturbed voice.
I shrugged. "Well, it's either that or Cupcake." I stopped walking and turned around to face him, a smile worthy of the Cheshire Cat (2) on my face. "You're choice."
Dante frowned deeper. "I choose Poo-bear...I guess..."
I nodded and turned back around, making my way up to Jazzberry. When I finally got to his room, I turned back to Dante again. I pointed at the floor, and said, "Stay!" Sternly, like you would to a dog.
He put his hands up defensively and took a step back. I proceeded to open Jasper's door from the inside with my awesomeness and walked in. He was laying on the bed, face down and looking very sad like, the position I would find Demetri in once in a while. (3)
I walked over to the bed and took a seat. "Hey there buddy," I said to him. "You feeling bad?"
"Go away!" He whined like a little kid who had just gotten yelled at by his parents and was now sulking.
I grinned. "Hey, hey, it's okay to be a little different, look at me, for Christ's," I took a moment to make a cross on my forehead and prey for forgivness, seeing as I broke one of the Ten commandments. "Sake! I'm very different!"
Jasper peeked up. "But what about Alice?" He asked.
I waved my hand at him. "I know Alice. After, how long has it been, two months? With no sex and she's tiered of you." His face went to a very disbelief and looked sad again. "Alice is a bitch, you didn't know that? Poor you. But yeah, I'll go talk to him, 'kay?" I asked, patting him on the back.
After a second Jasper nodded. "'Kay."
I paused. "You wanna soda?"
He shook his head. "Alright. You wanna take a nap?"
He nodded. "Okay, I'll leave the little fag alone."
He fake cried. Loudly. I smiled.
1: For all you losers who don't watch anime, the fayce looks a little something like, "Ohmygawd...Why did you just tell me that?! MY BRAIN IS BURNED!"
2: JOHNNY DEP SUCKS ASS! I'M THE REAL MAD HATTER!
Alice: Kristopher James England *Kris, yeah, she's a girl...*
Cheshire Cat: Open, message me to apply, but, if epic Rani-chan *Lyz* or he bestie Forrest *To whom I'm creeping* wants to be it, they win.
White Rabbit: Ryan Reighnbouex *Rainbow, and yeah, I recently discovered he was gay with Rouix. He got the nickname 'fore that, though.*
Queen of Hearts: Open, message
March Hare: Marry Tess Overten *Tess*
Mad Hatter: Marielle "Ella" Jean Borchert *ME BITCHEZ!*
Dor-mouse: Charissa Something-or-another Wymen
Duchess *She was in the book for all you slow people out there*: Open
Various cards: John, Amanda, Riley, Sarah, Evan *I actually have never spoken to this girl. Facebook suggested her and it turns out she loves Nevershoutnever too, so she's totally my bestie now.*, and there are always open spots! :~)
Caterpillar: Connor the Seventeen year old pothead.
Griffin *Book*: Open
Mock Turtle *Book...Yet again...I bet he won't be in the new movie. No, of course he won't. SON OF A BITCH!*: Open
King of Hearts: Rouix who is so cheating on the Queen with the Rabbit
Cheshire Cat's grin *Yeah, in the book, he's a whole different character. The cat owns possesion and the grin must follow his command, but he's a bit slow, so he stays after the cat a whole lot.*: Open
Alice in Wonderland. It's not an obsession, it's a way of lyfe.
3: So, only Rani *Soulmate* knew Zoey's whole story. I'll go to my messages and copy paste and make it a dream sometime, but until then, just know she hates everyone except for Demetri. He was pretty nice to her.
Sorry it took so long. It seems all my good work comes out of stages of major depression. Turns out that I've been getting better. Good for me, bad for my readers. 'Sept for Soulmate-y. She wants what best for me....DO YOU WANNA GET SUPER-SONIC?! YOU GOTS *Yes, the correct word is "Gots"* TO GET SUPER SONIC! GET GET GET SUPER SONIC! GET SUPER SUPER SONIC BABY!
