We arrived at school and the day dragged on leaving nothing but my notebook covered in sketches. We met up again and we went to get some lunch when some bastard decided to make my life hard again.
"Hey, transie!" I turned to face an orange haired bastard.
"What do you want, Kimaro?"
"To do this!" His fist met my face and I fell to the ground from impact. I sat up holding my left cheek.
"Hey, na! What was that for, na!" Katsu yelled.
"He's a monster, plain and simple."
"No! It's not plain and simple!" Eien yelled back.
"Why are you even protecting him!"
"We're his friends, na!" They ran over to me, helped me up and we walked away.
"Why did you stand up for me?"
"Like I said before, we're your friends, na!" She smiled at me. I smiled back. We walked out to the courtyard and talked about the unrealistic plan.
"Can we all use Fire Ball Jutsu?" Eien asked. We nodded our heads.
"Are you in for your parents deaths?" She added. We both nodded our head viciously. Oh hell yeah!
"Here's what I've been thinking about…We get our things we're gonna need for survival, knock our parents unconscious, leave, set the house on fire using the jutsu, meet back here and escape the village…but most importantly, Don't get caught."
"Seems fair enough, un."
"I'm ready, na."
"Good do you have it all down?" We nodded our heads and the bell rang, the final bell. This was the only day in the year that we got out this early. I don't know and I don't care. We walked home splitting down the paths to our houses.
"Hey! Guys, un! Come back!" Katsu and Eien stopped and ran back over to me.
"What is it, na?" I handed them both a bottle of liquid.
"What's this?" Eien asked whirling it around in its container.
"It's Cloral Hydrate, AKA: Knock out drops."
"And why do you carry these around with you?" Last week I was planning on plotting some revenge but I decided not to…but use them..it'll make our jobs easier."
"Great, just what we needed, na." Katsu said eyeing the bottle with a crazy glint in her eyes.
"Kay, but I gotta go, bye!" Eien sprinted off and waved her hand.
"Thanks, Deidara meet ya back later…it was 12:00 AM, right, na? " We passed a note in class to decide the time. We also decided that we wouldn't wait for anyone who didn't make it on time.
"Yeah, bye, un." She walked back to her house and I walked inside mine. I noticed a note from mom on the fridge.
Honey,
I'm dropping Kurotsuchi over at Moms, here's your favorite margarita in a bottle.
Love ya,
Your wifey.
Great! Easy enough, just pour it into this and he'll be out, I'll only have to kill him. The trip to grandma's was two days so Mother and Kurotsuchi will be safe! Wonderful! I poured the knock out drops and left the kitchen just in time to see Father walking down the stairs.
"I'll deal with you later…I've got a headache." I walked halfway up the stair to hear a pop and the sound of my father chugging the drink laced with the drops. I rushed up to my room and packed everything I'll need for a few days travel and survival. I sealed every thing into an easy to carry scroll when I heard a loud thud. I walked back into the kitchen to find Father unconscious. Yay! Now to raid the house of anything and everything that didn't have to be refrigerated. All kinds of food that they never even let me know we had. I set the house on fire and put a genjutsu to cover it, it seems that it just a house, totally not covered in flames…Noo, not me…never….
I headed over to the courtyard and it was half past eleven, thirty minutes to wait, jittery. Soon enough Eien and Katsu arrived, out of breath from running.
"We'll head to Amegakure, way out of the way from any shinobi that'll try to find us." We headed off, trying not to be caught...well, it was a good plan until...
"Hey! Kids! What're you doing out here in the middle of the night!" We turned around to face a jounin.
Aw shit!
"W-we...were taking a walk...un" He eyed us suspiciously and I shifted around nervously.
"Go home, we have had three houses set on fire tonight and the criminals are running around...Wait...DEIDARA!"
"RUN, GUYS, RUN...un!"
"Not without you!" Eien grabbed my wrist and we set off. Other ninja were at our heels and we were running as fast as we could.
"C'mon, Deidara! Run faster, na!" I sped up as fast as I could. They decided to attack us...too bad it was in my own trade... They had paper bombs...I had ART! I stuck mt hands in my pouch and my hands ate the clay.
C'mon! C'mon! Chew faster!
Finally my hand-mouths spat out two balls of clay. I molded them into little ants and sent them crawling after our pursuers.
"Guys...I'd speed up if I were you..."
"But why?"
"GO!" I harshly snapped at Eien. They sped up and I figured now was my chance...
"KATSU!" The bombs went off making our pursuers to be turned into a bloodly mist... And that was when my TRUE art came to play...
"WHAT DO YOU NEED, DEIDARA, NA!" Katsu yelled out so that I could hear since there was a fair amout of space between us.
"Nothing, un!" I made my way back to them and we were all heaving breaths that were shallow and fast. We finally got out of the gates and made it to a fairly safe place to rest.
"I'll take first watch, un." My female friends nodded and laid down to sleep, eventually their breaths were steady and were even as they slept. We switched shifts, Katsu was next then Eien. We made the same rotation all through the night so everybody had some rest.
"Eien...Eien...EIEN!"
"Huh? Wah?" Eien sat up and stared into space so we had to wait on her to get ready since we already were. Eien eventually came to the real world and snapped back into herself. We had to fight a TON of ninja that were chaseing us and rouge ninja that were trying to take what little food we had. I decided not to use my art for Eien and Katsu might get caught in the explosions. We had gotten lost A LOT of times until Eien finaly remembered she had a frickin' map THE WHOLE TIME!
"Urg! It's raining!" Katsu and I looked at Eien like she was dumb.
"It's AMEGAKURE (UN!) (NA!)"
"I'm sorry, jeesh!" We found a good sized cave type thing and decided that it would be our place to stay for a while.
"Oh my god….This travel had been soo tiring it's not funny." Eien said while stretching.
"And now we have to find food or we'll starve, na…" I looked over to Katsu, sighing.
"How?"
"Last resort….stealing."
"Great (un.) (na.)" Katsu and I seem to do that a lot, entangling our signature endings like that.
"We have to….as bad as it is..."
"I'm tired, un..."
"You guys can sleep, I'll take first shift, na." Eien and I nodded our heads and greatfuly took the time to rest. Eien and I woke and let Katsu sleep.
*Knock Knock*
A blue haired woman opened the door.
"Hel-" She stopped in mid-sentence and looked down at me.
"Well, hello…"
"C-could you maybe…..Spare some….F-food for my friends and I, un?" I was pitiful looking being rejected so many times today, drenched…my blonde hair soaked.
"I-I'm sorry, but this is only a small residing place for my mission….I don't have anything…"
"I-I understand, have a good day, ma'am…un" She hesitantly shut the door as I walked away.
That was the last place, though…
"Hey! Deidara!" Eien and Katsu waved and ran up to me.
"Hey guys, un." I looked up to them.
"Find anything, un?" They shook their heads and hung their heads looking just as crestfallen as I did.
"Lets go back to the cave thingy and rest up before we go…..steal…." They nodded their heads and we headed back to our 'home' for the moment. I just remembered something….I had a rain coat! I searched for the scroll holding my clothes and found it.
"Hey! I forgot I have a rain coat! (na!)" They rummaged through their stuff and pulled them out. We rested and sent out to get food. I was the distraction and they stole food and sealed as much of it away in scrolls as they could. We also found some marshmallow roasting poles to cook the fish on and fled without getting caught.
