Me: Hey guess what!!

Allen: ?

Me: A PLOT BUNNY CAME TO ME IN MY SLEEP LAST NIGHT!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DON'T YOU!?

Allen: God, if you're up there, please help us all…

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Kanda: -sigh- This unintelligent, sleep-deprived maniac does not own D. Gray Man

Lavi: I had four biscuits, then I ate one, and then I had three!!

Allen: …

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Pay Back?

Chapter 4: The Uke And His Seme

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"Oi, moyashi, wake up." A voice commands. "We're here now."

"Nnng…wha? Oh, Kanda." Allen mutters tiredly.

"Get your lazy ass up moyashi, otherwise the train will leave with you still on it."

"Coming, coming." Allen says, stretching. "Where are we staying?"

"Some fancy hotel nearby. I believe it was called the Matsudai(1) hotel." Lavi explains. Hearing the name of the hotel, Allen's face pales. "Oi, Allen, you okay?"

"Fine...just fine.." Allen mutters.

"-sigh- Can we get of the damn train and get this fucking over with?" Kanda asks 'nicely'.

"We're getting off, we're getting off okay? Cool down a bit Yuu-chan."

"Shut the fuck up damn rabbit."

"Aw, but Yuu-chan!"

"Unless you want to be decapitated and fed to the akuma I suggest you shut the hell up."

"All I'm trying to do is lighten your mood. Sheesh, Allen-tan, come do something about this." Lavi says, pointing at the pissed off samurai.

"I see that you would love to be chopped up, stir fried, and served to the sharks, is that it?"

"The offer is very tempting but no, thank you very much."

"You-

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET'S FUCKING GO TO THE GOD DAMN HOTEL OK?" Allen yells exasperatingly.

"Um, sure."

"Che."

"Jeez. You two are older than me but with your mental stability, sometimes it makes me wonder." Allen mutters under his breath.

"I heard that sprout."

"I am not a sprout, my name is Allen, A-L-L-E-N!"

"Old man."

"Feminine face." Allen responds, sticking his tongue out at Kanda.

"Tch."

"Now now you two, I understand that you're in the middle of a lover's spat, but may I be so kind as to inform you both that WE'RE HERE ALREADY!"

"Oh, that was pretty fast." Allen sweat drops.

"Well I did say it was nearby." Lavi says laughing.

"Let's go check in now, and then we'll head straight up to the rooms." Allen says nervously.

"Before we head to the rooms, we're supposed to meet with the hotel heiress." Lavi replies.

"Uh, well you see, you two can go meet with her. I'm not feeling too well. I'll head to the rooms and you tell me how that went. Ahaha…ha…ha." Allen says, fidgeting.

"What's with you moyashi?" Kanda asks, raising an eye brow.

"Like I said, I don't feel too g-

"Welcome fine guests!! Welcome indeed, I am the hotel heiress, Kana Yomi. Although we were supposed to meet later on, I had some spare time and I wished to befriend you all immediately!" she says dramatically. "Now, if you three would please follow me to a more appropriate place where we could chat."

"-Sigh- Please lead the way." Allen mutters.

"This voice, could it be?" Kana questions, turning to face the three.

"Shit." Allen curses, pulling his hood over his head.

"Could you be…no it isn't possible." the heiress whispers. "May I have the honor of asking you for your name?"

'Shit.shit.shit.shit.shit.shit.'

"Ah, but of course the pleasure would be all mine young miss. However, would you be so kind as to wait until we are in a more suitable place to talk?" Allen asks politely, bowing ever so slightly.

"Ah, pardon my rudeness sir. I shall lead the way now." Kana apologizes.

"No need to worry." Allen replies. 'Shit, I'm screwed, I just know it!'

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"Uh, Beansprout-chan, what was that about?" Lavi asks, breaking the unkown tension as well as the silence.

"What was what about?" Allen asks nervously.

"You know, you've been acting weird ever since we came to this hotel." Lavi replies.

"Ah, well, you'll probably find out why later…" Allen says sweat dropping.

"If you say so…and take of your hood it's rude."

"Sorry mommy, no can do." Allen responds.

"Why?"

"Like I said, I can't keep this up for a long time, she'll find out eventually, and so will you!" Allen answers, sighing.

"Tch, keep walking." Kanda retorts.

"Hai, Ka-chan." Allen and Lavi reply.

"Don't.Call.Me.That." Kanda says dangerously.

"Y-Yes sir!" the duo says.

"Che."

"And here we are, please make yourself at home." Kana interrupts.

5 minutes later…

"Uh, Allen, why are you sitting all the way on the opposite side of the room?" Lavi questions.

"Did you just say…Allen?" Kana asks.

"Yea, why? Do you kno-

"Ah, no he didn't, you must've heard wrong!" Allen says frantically, covering Lavi's mouth with his hand.

"But I'm positive that he just said A-

"Like I said, you probably heard wrong! Right Lavi?" Allen says, glaring dangerously at the older teen.

"Um, yea, there's now way that I said Allen, ne Yuu-chan?" Lavi asks hysterically.

"Hn."

"Well, ok then, if you three insist that I heard wrong…Well anyway, as you three know, I am Kana Yomi, heiress of this hotel. May I please know your names?"

"Ah, I'm Lavi, that one over there is Yuu Kanda, and short one right here is Moyashi."

Twitch.

"Pleasure to be acquainted with you, young madam." Allen says politely, 'accidentally' elbowing Lavi's ribs in the process.

"No, no, the pleasure is all mine!"

"Eh, so, what are we here to talk about anyway?" Lavi questions, clutching his stomach from the pain.

"Oh, my father told me to just get to know the three of you since you'll be staying here for a while. Dad wants you to be as comfortable as possible during your stay." Kana explains. "So, if you don't mind, I'd love to know more about you."

"That would be fine." Allen replies.

"So, Kanda-kun, if you would please tell me more about yourself."

"Tch."

"Ah, Kanda! Don't be so rude!" Allen scolds.

"Che, whatever moyashi."

Twitch. Twitch. Strike 1.

"Please pardon his behavior, as you can see, he's grouchy and mean." Allen says.

"Hn…"

"So, Lavi-kun, if you would?"

"Sure. I'm cheerful, funny, and good-looking! I love playing pranks on people and-

"In a nutshell, he's a stupid bunny." Kanda interrupts.

"Thanks Yuu-chan, glad to know you think so highly of me." Lavi says, feigning depression.

"And you, moyashi-kun?"

Twitch. Strike 2.

"I-

"He's a stupid, short, weak, pathetic, white-haired, cursed, moyashi."

Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Ding ding ding, strike 3, you're out!

"How many god damn times do I have to fucking tell you that my name isn't moyashi?! It's Allen Walker!! ALLEN!! DO YOU GET THAT KANDA? ALLE- oh crap, tell me I did not just say that, tell me I didn't just fucking say that…"

"Allen-dono?" Kana asks through teary eyes. "It really is you! I never thought I'd see you again!! Oh how I missed you so much! Come give me a hug!"

"Sorry, can't do that…" Allen says, sidestepping as the girl runs toward him.

"But we haven't seen each other in at least two years! How's Cross-san doing? Now that you're back we can get married!!"

"Wait...married? Moyashi-chan, is…engaged?" Lavi asks, dumbfounded.

"I never agreed to the engagement!! Master just set it up, and after countless rejections this girl just doesn't give up!!" Allen says, running away from said girl.

"But Alleeeeeen-taaaan!! You ran away from the wedding last time!"

"That's because I didn't want to get married with you in the first place! Can't you get that through your thick skull?"

"Ah, rebellious as always I see. That's the main part I love about you!"

"Wait, wait, Allen was rebellious?"

"Oh my, have you changed Allen? And yes, Allen here used to have a very bad tongue, every sentence that came out of his mouth was foul."

"Gaaaah!! Damn it woman, give me a break!! No means no!"

"Well aren't you proud Yuu-chan, Allen's secretly a really bad potty mouth." Lavi says, grinning.

"Tch." Kanda replies, watching the exchange in half amusement and half irritation.

"Mou, Allen, just give up and let me be your woman!"

"Hell no! I don't even like you for god's sake!! And I can't marry you!"

"Oh, and what reason would be important enough to stop you from marrying a fine young lady such as myself?"

"Like I'd tell you, they don't even know yet!"

"Come on Allen, you know you want me!"

"No, in fact I reaaaally don't! Can't you register the fact that I don't want to fucking marry you?!"

"I won't take no for an answer, once I laid my eyes on you two years ago, I made a promise to myself to make you mine!"

"Well too bad, because I AM NEVER GOIN TO-mmph!" Allen gets cut off when a pair of lips are pressed roughly against his.

"He can't and won't marry you because I won't allow that." Kanda states, licking his lips.

"Wait...you mean…you and Allen ar-

"Allen is Yuu-chan's soon-to-be-uke!" Lavi finishes.

"W-W-Who said that would happen!" Allen retorts, blushing madly.

"So Allen, you are against this?" Kana asks.

"Well, uh, not really. What I mean is…um..-

"Allen's already madly in love with Yuu-chan and vice versa, so he can't marry you!" Lavi explains.

"So as you can see, how could he possibly marry you when he's already in a relationship?" Kanda asks, nipping on Allen's ear.

"K-K-K-KANDA!"

"I understand."

"Kana?" Allen asks.

"KYAAA!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!! SOO CUTE!!" Kana screams. "Don't worry Allen, I will stop pursuing you, and our engagement is off. I support you all the way!"

"The engagement was off long time ago…" Allen mutters sweat dropping.

"Now, you head up to the rooms and have a good time no, ok!" Kana commands, winking.

"Oh god no…not another Linali…"

--

"So the reason you dreaded coming here was because of her?" Kanda asks with a hint of amusement in his tone.

"Hey, you don't know what I went through when I was younger just to hide from her." Allen replies, shivering at the thought.

"Hn. You owe me."

"How so?"

"I saved your ass from her." Kanda answers, continuing to nibble on Allen's ear.

"GAAAAAAH!! RAAAAAAAPE!!" Allen yells.

"-Sigh- Allen, it isn't rape if you're willing…" Lavi says, sweat dropping.


(1) Matsudai - forever

How'd you like it? Sorry for the late update…-nervous laugh-

Anyway, review peoples!! Oh, and thanks to all of you who have reviewed, I appreciate it!!

Yours Truly,

Rai

P.S. don't you just love it when Yuu's a horny bastard? Lol!