"Ooops, sorry my shirt got stuck in the door," Andrea smiled embarrestly trying to untangle her shirt from the door. The cabin let out a sigh of relief.

"Wow I thought that was my brother." Said Tyler and Ashley in unison.

"Me too" said Severus who looked like he had just peed his pants.

"I can't get my sweater out of the door!" exclaimed Andrea

"Here let me help." Andrea looked up into the face of Peter Petigrew and the marauders.

"Umm, no thanks I'm a lesbian." She said this then ripped her shirt off the door and slammed it.

A series of "Let us in! We know your in there." And "You get your greasy hands off my baby sister!"

"You are only older by 2 minuets!" exclaimed Tyler.

"That was James not me but still it doesn't matter you will always be my baby sister."

"Suck my right nut!" They had just pulled into Hogsmede and Tyler saw this as the perfect way to end the conversation and ditch. Shortly after saying this she jumped out the window and onto the platform. As soon as everyone was out of the train the took off like a cheerleaders dress at prom running towards the horseless carriages

As they all crammed in with no room to breathe Ashley exclaimed "That was close." Just then Remus came running up.

"Go, go," yelled everyone but Ashley.

"No!" she screeched. The carriage stopped at her command and Remus jumped in. "Wow I didn't know they listened to commands."

"Yeah they've been that ways since Regulus raped that chick in one of these."

"Wait, how do you know Regulus?" asked Severus concern written all over his face.

Tyler coughed something that sounded strangely like "He's my brother." And Severus didn't question further.

"hmmhmmm" Remus cleared his throat, "You too," he said pointing to Ashley and Tyler, "Are in deep trouble." They knew for Remus to say this James and Sirius must be pissed.

"Why are they in trouble," asked Jennifer who was totally clueless. Nestor looked a little put out at the fact that she wasn't paying attention to him.

Remus looked at her like she had two heads. "and your in Ravenclaw?"

"Huh?" was her confused response.

"Never mind him dear just have fun with Nestor," Jennifer happily obliged Lizzie's comment.

"I don't care what Sirius thinks, I am a big girl now and I can do what I want." Tyler brought them back to the subject at hand.

"He just wants to protect you" Remus tried.

"From what!" Tyler was furious. How dare he insult her boyfriend.

"He thinks your having one of your ummm...phases." As Remus said this Tyler cast her eyes down and avoiding eye contact with Severus' eyes then getting a new burst of confidence said

"You know what you can tell him I'm not going threw one. I actually feel like I am doing something right for once and I'm going to stick with it." Tyler finalized the conversation leaving Severus very confused as they approached the school.

When they got there Jennifer opened the door unthinkingly and they all fell out much to the amusement of peeves. "Awww have a little accident?" peeves questioned.

"Peeves!" whispered Severus in a deathly cold voice. Peeves visibly gulped. "You will leave and not talk around me for the rest of the night!" Peeves flew away looking as if he had peed himself.

"Hey that's my ex-boyfriend!" exclaimed Jennifer running after Peeves.

"That's funny. I don't care what anyone says, that is funny." said Baylee laughing.

"No that's absolutely vile" spat Luscious making everyone laugh all the more.

"Lets go sit down in the hall and after the sorting we can meet up," Tyler directed the last part towards Severus.

"With pleasure. Anywhere in mind?" Severus leaned against Tyler, which was a very bold act for him.

Tyler leaned up close to him and stood on her tippy toes to whisper in his ear, "How about somewhere with whips and chains?"

This sent a shiver down Severus' spine . She gave him a kiss and proceeded to the Gryfindor table towards a very pissed Sirius.