Izuku stood there, frozen, in shock confusion and strangely, happiness, its been two weeks since he has last been chased by any of them, and to be honest, the risk of losing his life everyday was a pretty fun risk to always risk mostly because he can work on his legs, his legs have been great, heck even Bakugou is impressed, even Lida was impressed, and for some reason his teacher, the one with golden pincers for hair ( All might or something ) was very very scared

He can feel the tense air around the students and the teachers as the villains slowly walked in, he wondered if Tomura will spare him any mercy, he doubted it heavily however seeing as the last time he talked to him he rejected his very very crude but still hardly worked on flowers, Izuku almost felt guilty, almost

Izuku didn't know but he suddenly got the itch to attach himself to someone, that certain someone happened to be Aoma, as he listened to their speech about All Might and killing students

Izuku thinks that they are like little school boys who had a too obssesive crush on All Might, atleast Izuku will never have a crush that's too obsessive, no way

Aizawa takes charged and started attacking villains left and right, Izuku's eyes sparkled more than Aoma and Bakugou hits him because its not the time to be gay for a teacher thats half your age though Bakugou was watching with amazement too, so much that Aoma took it upon himself to drag them to safety

As they were trying to get to safety, Kurogiri appeared as if he's looking for someone, its great that Izuku had a mask on so he wasn't found out, Kurogiri also said that he's looking for All Might to kill him

Definitely obsessive thats for sure, Izuku confirms anyone who has a quirk that looks like flames is kinky, this time he's 100% sure

Slowly he sees other students get warped, he also gets warped to... wherever this is, he's with Aoma

"Oh, looks like I'm stuck with you" Aoma says with a face thats stuck with that happy smile, Izuku thinks it a little creepy but he pressed himself closer because its dark and Aoma was flashy enough to be a source of light

they seem to be in some sort of basement, he can hear them fighting from up there, but does Izuku want to go up there..? Nah Izuku won't, Izuku will stay with his new friend who had none to say on whether they're friends or not

But then again... maybe he can watch from the sidelines, that seem cool

"I'm gonna go, you gonna stay?"

"I can fend off for myself mon cheri" Izuku decided he found someone creepier than him and started looking for a way out

Meanwhile with Tsuyu and Mineta

Also just incase some of you are gonna ask, apparently frogs can shed too or atleast some of them, so you know gotta put that in here

"How are we supposed to do this we're gonna die I wish I could've atleast seen Yaoyorozu's panties atleast once!"

"Oh my god they're closing in what do we go!" Mineta shakes Tsuyu, Tsuyu ribbits and flicks his face away with her tongue, she then removes one of her gloves and starts pulling of skin off as if she's shedding it off, and then proceeds to throw it at the water for it to be a distraction, it works as everyone near there slowly backed away and are still backing away as the skin drifts closely to them

They watched as the villains move closer and closer to the shore until they decide its isn't anything bad and went back to them again

"What are we gonna do now?" Mineta looks at Asui, Asui ribbits and slowly starts to pull up something from her throat, Mineta pushes whatever that was back there

"Okay okay, I'm Mineta I'm going to be a hero we can do this, can you throw more of your skin there?" Asui nods, Mineta sighs

"Okay I have a plan, since they are still a bunch of losers who's scared of them lets try to get them to drift unto the balls and then to each other okay?" Asui ribbits and removed her boots, she flicked her skin a bit before slowly pulling them off, Mineta still thinks that its creepy, and then she started throwing it at random directions, so did Mineta with his balls, one of the hands got attached to Minetas ball, they thought it was safe so they touched it to throw it

a trio of them got themselves stuck trying to help each other, then the balls circled around them until they're all stuck together

Mineta and Tsuyu high fives each other, Mineta's hand somehow ends up on Tsuyu's chest, Mineta is almost thrown into the water like he's one of Tsuyu's molten skin

Izuku finally managed to pop up from the ground and stare at Tsuyu and Mineta

"Help?" Mineta surprisingly helped and Tsuyu flicked her tongue at him

"Hey guys wanna see Aizawa sensei fight?"

"Are you kidding me?! There's tons of villains there we're gonna die!"

"But Aizawa sensei is so cool!"

"Aizawa senei doesn't have boobs"

"You have more than a couple of balls on your head but no one is complaining"

They ended up watching from afar

"Look at him go! His eyes are so cool! I wanna poke them!"

"Izuku no"

"Mineta you're no fun" Tsuyu nodded in agreement, Mineta sighed in despair, is he the only sane man here?

Halfway through the fight the Noumu came

Izuku had war flashbacks of getting smothered on its tongue, it looked like a bird so why does it act like a dog? He unconciously touched his cheek while Mineta and Tsuyu was frozen in fear with their f*cking sensei getting himself beat senseless

They were talking too, killing children something like that and Tomura decided to give them a happy old visit with a face to the hand to Tsuyu, Izuku decided that he doesn't like that, this time Aizawa doesn't lift his head, so Izuku definitely needed to do something before he'd get associated with a murderer

He just ripped off his glove and stopped Tomura's hand with them, intertwining them, Mineta looked half dead and Tsuyu's eyes was wide, they were emotionless, and numb due to how scared they were for their friend who in no doubt would shatter in a million pieces anytime now

But that didn't happen

Their masked friend kept on the stare fest with Tomura

"I-Izuku...?"

"Look Tomura, things have just been going rough and I didn't want to do what I did last time, I promise you that I didn't mean it" Mineta watched in horror as Midoriya took off his other glove, stood up and helped Tomura stand up too

He then took both hands in his and looked at him straight in the eye

"Will you forgive me?" Izuku was sure he was B*llsh*tting harder than when he didn't want to go to school, he squirmed abit when Tomura disintegrated his mask and looked at him straight in the eye

"Do you mean that.. Izuku?" Izuku nodded eagerly, for his friends and Aizawa he'd endure all

He noticed half way through that Aizawa was looking at them weirdly, not using his quirk, just looking at them weirdly

Izuku pulled off one of his hands from Tomura's an placed it on the older male's cheek

"Of course I do, I missed having you chase me around you know?" Tomura looked about to cry from happiness

He was about to hug him but then All Might just had to come around and ruin the moment, Tomura looked mad, Izuku looked 100% relieved

"There's no need to worry! Because I am here!"

Izuku watched in wonder, hey for once his dorky teacher looked cool, might I say even as cool as Toshinori, Tomura looked scandalized

"He's too old for you Izuku"

"And you aren't?"

"I just look old because I'm tall, and you're tiny"

"Rude, well how are you going to beat teacher?"

"Oh you know, we have a secret weapon"

"You can't tell me?"

"I can but I dont want to" Izuku looked at him

"Pretend this didn't happen"

"Wait what-

Izuku screamed bloody murder catching All Might's attention before running off to Mineta and Asui

"Midoriya"

"Yes?"

"Is.. that your 40+ year old boyfriend" Izuku looked serious for once and looked Mineta in the eye

"No, he thought All Might is though, as if the dork can be greater than Toshinori-sama"

Mineta sighed, but he also had to be on the look out for anyone named Toshinori, he isn't letting his new friend get hurt because i dont know, maybe Izuku doesn't know those things yet

"Izuku?"

"Yes Mineta?"

"How are children made"

"The male sticks the finger in the butthole of the female and then a baby grows on her stomach and she poops it out? Kacchan even drew the thing for me when I asked! Wanna see?"

"No"

"Sad, but the offer is always up" Asui seemed interested and Izuku brightened up, he put his hand on his hair and pulled something from it, a piece of paper

Asui looked interested but either way, they had to help Aizawa sensei, Izuku vonlunteered immediately when asked to carry the body, and they started to run away like crazy

Katsuki, Kirishima and Todoroki joined the fight when it got too angsty, Kacchan was almost hit, Izuku decided that he doesn't want to listen on what they have to say

He looked back a bit when he heard Tomura mention him though

"The cute one over there, manipulated me saying that he was sorry for last time you know? He was just stalling for you, you taught him that didn't you, you sick f*ck"

"W-What last time?!"

"He ruined my flowers"

"That's because you were acting like a f*cking pedophile towards him you- mmmph!" Katsuki struggled as Kirishima covered his mouth and held him down

The day ended with Noumu actually dead because All Might didn't go to his form earlier and therefore didn't lose that much time

"Hey Kacchan"

"Yeah?"

"Today was exciting wasn't it"

"You're just happy that someone is going to willingly stalk you again, f*ck you"

"Haha sure Kacchan, but be gentle okay"

"What the f*ck, really?! What about you-"

"Kacchan is my first friend and first of alot of things you know, why not this too?"

"Shut up sh*tty Deku, no we're not gonna f*ck"

"Why not? You just stick your finger-"

"That's not how it works!"

"But you told me-"

"I was f*cking around with you at that time! God, fine I'll teach but but only in papers" Izuku beamed

"Okay Kacchan!"

OMAKE

"But K-Kacchan, isn't the... isn't the thing dirty? P-Plus its big!"

"Shut up sh*tty Deku and listen to me as I explain"

Everyone else was scared to be honest, why did the blonde suddenly decided to teach Izuku this at recess?! Izuku was severely uncomfortable as Katsuki held him down to look at the pictures he had made

"B-But won't it bleed?"

"For first times yeah but sometimes it doesn't, just prep them alot"

"Prep?"

"Right you don't know that yet do you *sshat? You're lucky that I'm the best teacher at this kind of stuff, here look"

"Kacchan I-I don't wanna look!"

"You see the finger just goes in and out rapidly but if you want you can be gentle and-

"Kacchan p-please!"

"Sh*tty Deku you need to learn this sh*t so your f*cking stalkers and the one that you're stalking won't do this sh*t to you!"

"B-But its so dirty Kacchan!"

"I didn't ask for your opinion! Now look at this you f*cktard!"

Lida looked like he wanted to interrupt, because Katsuki's voice is booming and everyone can hear his.. talk about reproduction and its just...

"Excuse me but I don't think you should force Izuku to learn such inappropriate things, Bakugou!"

"Shut up four-eyes! This is has nothing to do with you!"

"I-I think L-Lida is right Kacchan!"

"Deku I swear if you don't listen to me right f*cking now I will f*ck you over infront of him and you won't be able to stop me"

"K-Kacchan you wouldn't!"

Izuku sighed seeing that Kacchan probably would, Kacchan always keeps his promises no matter how small and clings unto his words because Kacchan is manly! He resigned himself to listening at the male explain... that stuff to him

"Kacchan?" Izuku asked in the middle of class, everyone was secretly listening, especially Mineta who was sitting next to Izuku

"What do you want dipsh*t"

"Are you gonna give me a visual demo like last time?"

Katsuki wheezed while the others cough and turned away and focused on the lesson

"W-What the actual f*ck Deku?!"

"W-Well last time you taught it to me b-by gestures but y-you just drew its this time"

Katsuki and the others sighed in relief unto knowing that that was just what Izuku meant

"Later, not in the middle of class Deku" Izuku nodded and listened to the lesson as well

They had free time after the class, Midoriya managed to snag Mineta off the girls and placed him on his lap like a child while Bakugou explained through gestures

for once Mineta looked creeped out at the thought of girls due to just how badly Katsuki is wording it

"And then it slams like this harshly and over and over again and it makes slapping sounds like this and -

"Why are you even teaching Izuku this?!"

"Its either me or some other *sshole who'd probably take advantage of him"

"Izuku why are you doing this to me?!"

"I dont wanna be alone right now, plus I gave you snacks!"

Mineta frowned as he kept eating his fruit snacks that came from Izuku

Mineta had to cough a few times, more specifically when Bakugou made a little explosion to emphasize you know, the thing, Midoriya was taking down notes like a nerd and muttering, Mineta was subjected to hear it

Mineta was not so sure whether or not he'll ever look at girls the same way out of how Izuku described them, it was terrifying how someone who didn't knew what sex was a few minutes after can release such words with no shame

Well what was Mineta supposed to do now that he doesn't like girls? Does he peek into boys? No never mind, Mineta just decided that he's just going to not and to not

He shifted uncomfortably feeling Izuku pressed closer to him to listen more onto what Katsuki has to say, it felt... it felt like there's a pair of tough flat boobs against him

"Midoriya?"

"Yes Mineta?"

Mineta placed his hand on Izuku's chest, Izuku was a bit surprised, are they going to have a heart to heart? Atleast until Mineta squeezed

Not as good as girls but it'll do great as a substitute, Midoriya had nice legs and nice chests, who would've thought

"Oi you sick freak what the f*ck are you doing to f*cking Deku?!"

"A-Ah M-Mineta!" Izuku flushed, embarassed and unused to being touched there, Mineta pulled back and squinted

"Whatever Izuku I'll go check on Momo, thanks for the fruit snacks"

"Hey where the sh*t do you think you're going after touching Deku like that you piece of sh*-

"Kacchan! Leave Mineta alone its okay!"