OK, I know I haven't updated my other fics for a while, but I have too many ideas for this one, and if I don't write them I'll forget them, then I'll get stuck when I decide to come back! So sorry to those of you who are reading my other ones, I will try to update them at lest 2 times during my winter break. Oh, 2 more things, Thanks for reading! And thanks to Gothic Queen, and Merciless Ruby for reviewing!!! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOUSHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I know I'm late, this was supposed to be up on the 20th, but I was busy so I couldn't finish it)
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, or any of the songs I'm putting in here!!!!
The rest of the day went by slowly. After the last bell rang Kira came over to Toushiro's locker.
"Toushiro, Meet me at the park at 5, I'm goona beat the shit outta ya!" Kira yelled, making sure quite a bit of people heard.
"What? You! Beat me up! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, 'pretty boy'!" Toushiro laughed, everyone was holding back their laughter, Kira glared at everyone.
"You know what Punk, I can't wait…" Kira was cut off by Toushiro.
"Can't wait for what? Is this soooo exciting that you have ta' pee? Or maybe, you already did!" Toushiro laughed pointing to Kira, whose pants were wet, but not because he peed, because 'someone' (coughIchigocough) made it so that the water fountain leaks when you try to drink out of it.
"UGH!! TOUSHIRO!!!!" he growled, Toushiro smirked, everyone was cracking up now. Kira was mad, and embarrassed. He punched Toushiro in the stomach, Toushiro didn't flinch. Toushiro punched Kira in the face, Kira was mad! So he kicked Toushiro in the face. Toushiro fell down. As soon as his foot connected to Toushiro's face, a teacher came into the hallway, and yelled at kira.
"Izuru! You have I.S.S. tomorrow!" The teacher yelled. Kira was mad now.
"He was fighting too!" Kira yelled, the teacher glared at him. Toushiro got up, and he had his second nose bleed of the day.
"Izuru! Stop lying, Toushiro would never fight back to anyone, he's a good kid!" Toushiro's eye was twitching at the word 'kid'.
"It's true!" He yelled, The teacher gave up on arguing with him, and left.
"Ohh, Toushiro, I'm gonna kill you!" Kira spat.
"Uhh Ohh, I'm a good kid, I wouldn't ever fight back, whatever will I do? I'm gonna get beat up by someone who can't even kick hard." Toushiro said in an annoying 'good boy' voice, Kira was so annoyed with Toushiro. He walked away.
Renji walked through the crowd, to get to his friend.
"Oh my god Toushiro you're such an ass sometimes!" Renji laughed.
"Hey, Kira deserved it! He's not even gonna show up at 5!" He replied, rolling his eyes. He closed his locker and walked to the bathroom, to go take care of Toushiro's second nosebleed. When they were done they went down stairs, and caught up to Ichigo and Hisagi, who were walking to Renji's house.
"Hey Shorty!" Hisagi yelled.
"Yo, Hisagi, did I ever say how much I hate you!" Toushiro growled, and play punching Hisagi in the face.
"Calm down!" Renji laughed, Ichigo was cracking up.
"Wow! Life is hardly ever dull when Toushiro's around!" Hisagi said, Toushiro ran ahead of them, then stopped and gave them a 'good guy' pose.
"Toushiro! Stop messing around, you passed up my block!" Renji said.
"I knowed that! I think…" he muttered, as he turned down Renji's street. They walked into Renji's house (CoughMansioncough). Toushiro took off his shoes as usual, then hurried downstairs to the basement. He placed his shoes on the floor.
"Alright! We need another song! Help me think." Toushiro said sitting down cross-legged.
"Hmmm…… I ain't got nothing!" Ichigo said. Toushiro walked over to the counter, jumped up on it then hung upside down. Everyone knew that that was a sign that he was thinking really hard. A half hour passed by.
"Ok! I have something!" He yelled, forgetting that he was upside down, and fell and hit his head on the ground.
"You ok?" Ichigo asked, Toushiro nodded.
"Yeah, ok, here's the chorus! So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal" he said, Renji and Ichigo, were happy, Hisagi, was asleep.
"All we need now is, the rest of the song! Toushiro, can you think of anything?" Ichigo asked
"Yeah, but don't strain you brain cell!" Renji added
"Brain 'Cell'?! See if I ever do you're homework again!" Toushiro yelled, Renji smiled.
"Kidding!" He said. Toushiro got back into his upside down position. 2 hours passed by.
"Ok, I have it! Here it is!
I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal)
I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal
Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell
(This animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal)
So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal I have become)" He said, Ichigo and Renji started making up the music as Toushiro was singing, Hisagi was still asleep, despite the music being played.
"Damn he can sleep through anything!" Toushiro said disbelievingly. Renji and Ichigo started laughing. Renji walked over to Hisagi.
"Hmmm No Evil… Space Monkeys…" Hisagi sleep talked. Every one was Laughing, Renji bent down and screamed in Hisagi's ear.
"AHHH!!! HISAGI GET THE HELL UP!!!!!!!! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY EVIL SPACE MONKEYS!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! ONE OF 'EM HAS TOUSHI!!!!!!!!!" Renji yelled, Toushiro decided to play along.
"NOOO!!!! NOOOO!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU JUST THROUGH A BANANA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!! QUIT PULLING DOWN MY PANTS!!!!!! OK, LOOK MONKEY! I KNOW I'M HOT, BUT NOT INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS, OK!!!" Toushiro yelled, Ichigo punched Toushiro in the head.
"you hot? Nevah!" Ichigo joked. Hisagi shot up.
"HEY!!! MONKEY GET THE HELL AWAY FROM TOUSHIRO!!!!!!" He yelled, then realized what was going on. He blushed, from embarrassment.
"Why the hell did you guys do that!" He yelled, Toushiro, Renji, and Ichigo were rolling on the floor cracking up. 'Is he laughing because he really thinks it's funny, or because he's acting again?' Ichigo thought looking at Toushiro. Toushiro stopped laughing, and sat up. Ichigo did the same, Renji was still laughing with his retarded laugh. Ichigo elbowed him, and he decide that it was time to stop laughing.
Hope you liked it, sorry for the wait! But I was busy with X-Mass Shopping!!!! I'm SOOO HAPPY!!!! I GOT BLEACH SHATTERED BLADE FOR THE WII!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!! I THINK I ALSO GOT THE NARUTO GAME FOR WII, I FORGOT THE NAME OF IT THOUGH. My sister got an Ipod, something or other, it cost $300!!! I think that's why my mom got me the two games! Ohh, I also did my own shopping, and I bought a Rukia plushi, I wouldda gotten Toushi, but Stupid Borders only had Rukia and Doily-head. (if you haven't read my other fics Doily-head is Byakuya, because those things he has in his hair remind me of doilies LOL) Hope you like this chapter, and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, and anything else I left out!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!! THANKS!!!!! BYE-BYE!!!!!!!!!
