Percy- Hello
Annabeth- Everyone
Rachel- And
Thalia- Welcome
Luke- to
Amy- Fan Mail With the Stars!
Audience- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Strange Audience Member in Black Cloak- (claps slowly)
Amy- Okay, we have plenty of… er, interesting mail today. Let's start out with something to thrill us all, SOME HATEMAIL!
Audience- YA-- Wait what?
Amy- That's right, someone doesn't like this show and would like to express that to us.
Luke- What's the big deal, I get hatemail all the time.
Percy- Who sends you hatemail?
Luke- Oh, you know, the half-bloods who have no life.
Annabeth- Hmm, that's harsh.
Rachel- I sent him hatemail before.
Amy- Well, let's open the letter! This one is from "Sticky".
Please, do us a favor and stop writing. The questions are the usual Go die, Luke...Or why won't percy admit to Annabeth he loves her. It's so generic and cliche I can't stand it. I guarantee that some random fight about peanut butter will happen, Percy will fight with Luke, etc. Also, this is against the rules, So I reported it for being a script fic. Good Day, you horrid disgrace of a writer.
-Sticky
Rachel- What a jerk!
Grover- What does he mean by 'horrible disgrace of a writer'? This is a TV show, it has nothing to do with writing.
Percy- and what does he mean by "fic".
Amy- I'll tell you all when you're older.
Annabeth- (raises an eyebrow) Well, there were no questions to that, so let's just randomly respond.
Luke- Hey, I actually know Sticky. He's 40-years-old and lives in his mother's basement.
Annabeth- How queer.
Luke- Speaking of queer…
Amy- THIS IS A G RATED TELEVISION SHOW!
Luke and Annabeth- (At the same time) Sorry Amy.
Percy- Okay, now that we got that out of our systems, onto the next letter. This one is from Sistergrimm2:
Dear
Percabeth, Rachel, Nico, Thalia, Grover and Amy and (le sigh)
Luke:
Percabeth: If you had two daughters, would you name one of
them Zoe after your fallen comrade who's now a constellation? Also it
means life in Greek and sounds really cool. And her middle name could
be Phaedra, meaning bright. The fact that I have baby names picked
out for two fifteen-year-olds is kinda sad, true, but it's still a
really cool name! And you could hyphenate!
Thalia: I think I'm a
demigod, but can mortals who see through the Mist still join the
Hunt? I'm HUGE on the disgust of teenage boys, and I LOVE Artemis and
think slaying monsters would be AWESOME. Plus you're the
coolest!
Amy: Dr. Who is a British sci-fi TV show. Billie Piper
RULES! And I think you're doing a great job hosting.
Nico: If
joining the Hunt doesn't work out, will you marry me?
Grover:
You're awesome, don't worry about Juniper, Groverfan#1 will happily
throw herself on the stage for you. What is the grossest thing you've
ever eaten?
Rachel: You should be a regular guest! And hitting
Kronos with a blue plastic hairbrush was totally BA! high five And
do you like-like Percy? YOU MUST ANSWER or the army of evil monkeys
that live on Ogygia and are my great friends shall be unleashed!
MUCH
AWESOMENESS and PEACE OUT,
Sister Grimm Erin.
Amy- Alright, before we move onto this, I have a little story to tell you all.
Annabeth- Oh no.
Amy- Last night, my mansion was attacked by several screaming fangirls and a chinchilla.
Rachel- You were attacked by a chinchilla?
Amy- Yes, In fact I was.
Luke- Umm, okay.
Amy- In my morning mail I got several angry death threats and a strong worded letter in chincillian.
Grover- Chinchillian?
Amy- Yeah, the language of the chinchillas.
Grover- I thought it was chinchillese.
Amy- Well you thought wrong. Anyway, due to fear of me losing my life, I will now add a new permanent character to the show.
Annabeth- Ashton Kutcher?
Thalia- Orlando Bloom?
Rachel- David Tennant?
Amy- NO! NO! And no! Say hello, again, to the breaker of hearts, the riser of dead, NICO DI ANGELO!
Strange Audience Member in Black Cloak- (takes off cloak to show it's Nico).
Nico- Hello, I'm glad to be back.
Percy- Dude, you were just here on the last show.
Nico- Yeah, so?
Percy- …
Amy- Okay! On with the questions. Percy and Annabeth?
Percy- I like the name Zoe.
Ananbeth- What! I don't!
Percy- Zoe helped save your life.
Annabeth- Your point is?
Percy-… No comment.
Annabeth- Thalia, save us.
Thalia- Of course you can join the Huntresses, Artemis isn't picky about who she recruits. You just have to be a girl, and not evil.
Amy- Sweet. I'd join, but I've got my eye on someone.
Percy- Who?
Amy- (looks down) … someone.
Thalia- Pfft! Love sucks.
Luke- (sticks out bottom lip as if really disappointed.)
Amy- Moving on! Thanks, I'm glad that you approve of my ATH!
Annabeth- ATH?
Amy- Ability-to-Host! Duh!
Percy- Do you just make this up as you go along?
Amy- Yes. Yes I do.
Grover- …Okay, I'm scared now.
Amy- Anyway… So Billie Piper and that other dude—
Percy and Rachel- (Look offended) DAVID TENNANT!
Amy- Right, yeah. Well, If they're so awesome, I'll see if I can book them for the show. I'm not making any promises, though. I have a long list of people.
Rachel- DO IT!
Amy- I'm sorry I even brought it up. Nico, please answer.
Nico- Don't you think I'm a little young to marry? Let's start out slow.
Fangirls in audience- (Scream in rage so loud that Lukes ears start to bleed.)
Luke- AH! I'm bleeding!
Percy- GET OVER IT, WIMP!
Amy- Okay, next is Grover.
Grover- Groverfan#1? Who's that?
Amy- (turns a little red from anger) Nobody, don't think about it. (A/N: No offense to you, Groverfan).
Grover- Umm, okay. The Grossest thing I ever ate was probably Gabe Ugliano's sweat socks.
Everyone- (Turns green)
Percy- Dude! Where did you fing Smelly Gabe's socks?
Grover- Well, I was hungry one day so I went searching through your trash.
Annabeth- Ugh!
Amy- (Holds stomach) Next Question!
Rachel- Yeah, I'd like to be a regular guest! And, I don't Like-like Percy, we're just good friends.
Amy- That's always how it starts out.
Rachel- Whatever.
Amy- Okay, and speaking of Ogygian monkeys, let's bring out our special guest.
Percy- Oh no! Don't tell me that you—
Amy- Let's give a warm welcome to—
Percy- I gotta get out of her!
Annabeth- Percy, who is it? I'm sure it's nobody that bad.
Amy- Calypso!
Annabeth- (turns to Percy with a twisted look of anger) What!
Percy- Umm…do you like my new shoes?
Calypso- (walks onto stage with bags of sand tied to her feet) PERCY!
Percy- (eyes dart from Annabeth to Calypso)
Calypso- (Runs up and hugs Percy)
Rachel- This will be fun.
Annabeth- Excuse me, but he's taken.
Calypso- Oh! You must be Annabeth. Don't worry, we're old friends.
Annabeth- DON'T WORRY! I HAVE PLENTY TO WORRY ABOUT!
Percy-… So awkward.
Calypso- Oh, Percy! I am so Happy to see you. (Kisses him)
Annabeth- (Pulls out knife and let's out and Indian whoop.)
Everyone Except Annabeth and Calypso- (Ducks and Covers)
Amy- G RATED TELEVISION SHOW!
Annabeth- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Calypso- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Amy- (Vulcan neck pinched Annabeth) That's enough!
Percy- Annabeth!
Grover- That was…
Rachel- AWESOME! Let's do it again!
Amy- I'd like to, but we have one more letter to open! This one is from Percabethrulez:
YEAH! you updated!
ok, i don't want to sound all sissy, so i will do this in a very mature way.
sinks to the ground and cups hands
Please add my questions! PLEASE! I"LL DO ANYTHING! JUST PLEASE!
gets up and wipes imaginary dust of knees
well,
now that's over with...
why did nico leave? he was totally
cool!
Why did racheal come? she is totally not!
Can't luke be
gone already? and if he can, can i do the honors?
turns to luke.
cue dramatic music
in british accent: You sir, are BANISHED!
points finger dramatically.
Plz update
soon!
-Percabethrulez
p.s. the qestions i put on the review? those arent really me questions. i was just wondering...
Amy- Okay, Rachel, you have permission to get mad.
Rachel- I'm not mad.
Amy- Umm, okay. Nico, how do you respond to being called cool?
Nico- Oh, I get that all the time. You know that I love my fans. (Blows a kiss towards camera)
Fangirls- (Scream)
Amy- Alright! Last, and DEFINITELY least, Luke.
Luke- Hah! Whatever! Forget you, I've got plenty of Fangirls. Right? (Turns to audience)
Cricket- Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp.
Grover- Luke, that cricket is saying some very nasty things about you right now.
Calypso- Hmm, why doesn't anybody like him? He seems like a very nice young man.
Amy- Calypso, You've got a lot of catching up to do.
Calypso- Oh, I'm sure Percy will explain everything to me. Right, Percy? (Bats eyelashes)
Percy- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Amy- Well, that wraps up this show!
Calypso- Was it something I said.
Nico- No it was something you said and did.
Calypso- Oh.
Thalia- You were saying, Amy?
Amy- So join us next time on—
Everyone- Fan Mail With the Stars!
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I am SO sorry that I did not update sooner. I kind of dropped my laptop, which meant no computer access for a long time until my best friend, Candy, let me use her computer. Special shout out of thanks to Candy! Anyway, don't forget to vote for the next special guest on my profile poll! Thanks!
