Rabies

Gaz was sitting at the dining table eating her breakfast cereal when her brother Dib came down stairs to get himself a bowl. Her womanly glow was unnoticed by her OC brother mainly because he's a mess with the opposite sex. He sat down at the table across from her eagerly wanting to know something.

"Did you tell dad what happed?" Gaz asked casually.

"I told dad Zim got sick and we had to take him home. Ha ha!"

"I missed the joke Dib."

"Sorry it's just… Ha Ha! In Zim's culture that was an extreme sign of weakness. Not something you want your future spouse's parent to see! He'll never recover from that embarrassment! So Gaz did you plant the cameras at Zim's base?" Dib question his sister as he sired his count coco fang cereal.

"Nope."

"What Gaz why!? You had a perfect opportunity!" Dib wined.

"Yea but Gir made some really good waffles."

"You condemned the entire human race for waffles!?"

"Don't be surprise any way, I'd kill you for a Klondike bar…..UHGGG! Move it!" she literally ran over her brother as she bolted to the bathroom to empty out her stomach.

"Ugg Gaz wait what wrong?" Dib pick himself up sporting Gaz's foot print on his face, ran into the bathroom to check on his sister like a good big brother. He found her in the bathroom heaving a glowing green substance!

"GAZ WHATS WRONG!?"

"I ate a lava lamp genius! Uggh… must have been those waffles…blaakk!" she returned to throwing up the unknown substance. Dib was panicking pacing back and forth and biting his nails.

"Gaz umm don't go anywhere! I'm going to go to Zim's to see if he can help! Uhhh don't go anywhere!"

"Uggh I'll try to resist..Ummmpp!" Gaz managed to moan with her head in the toilet.

Dib ran to the unusual home of the alien invader like a bat out of hell. Surly the green alien would know how to help his sister! If not Dib would have to learn how to walk with no legs…

Zim in his human costume was sitting in front of the T.V. with a dopy love sick face as his mind was filled of a purple headed vixen and complete joy with his sudden growth. He was so entranced with his thoughts he failed to notice Gir going outside.

"I'm goanna dance wit that squirrel!"

"MMMHHHMMMM that's nice…."

"ZIM!" Dib busted through the door making a dramatic entrance. "Gasp! Zim… Pant! G-."

"Dib monkey what are you doing in the house of ZIM!?" Zim jumped up from the couch in to a defensive position.

"ZIM…Gasp!...Ga-."

"Get out of the house of Zim! Stink monster get out I won't have my base contaminated by the likes of you!"

"ZIM GAZ IS-." Before Bid could finish the sentence a brown blur with sharp teeth was launched to Zim.

"FLY SQUERL FLY!"

"AAAHHH! IT HURTS! ITS TINY TEETH ARE LIKE KNIFES!" Zim shirked as the furry creature attacked his face in a furious force.

"Minimoose! Destroy the earth rodent attacking the mighty face of Zim!"

"Meep!" Minimoose squeaked splinting in half and a large laser gun appeared from his back.

"Meep Meep!" Minimoose fired at the offending creature with such freakish force Zim and Dib were covered in black soot and the only thing left of the small creature was an outline of fur that gently floated to the grown followed shortly by Dib's face.

"Thank you Minimoose, Gir place me on the couch I'm in horrible pain." Zim said as his own face made contact with the hard floor.

"Meep!"

"Ha ha! Pain." Gir said as he placed Zim on the couch.

Meanwhile:

Gaz had finally stopped puking and felt amazingly better until…

"*GGGGLLLLOOOWWOLLLL* Need food." Gaz muttered and went into the kitchen to call in some Bloaties.

"Yeah I want a large pepperoni pizza with waffles, donuts, nachos, and some pickles…. DID I STUTTER?! AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY!... Yes an extra-large soda bye….3….2…..1"

"DING-DONG!"

Gaz opened the door to see an acne covered teen panting holing a giant pizza box and a giant soda cup.

"About Time!" she said as she snatched up her goodies.

Dib slowly came back to the world of the living. Wiping his glasses on his shirt he looked over to Zim which caused his stomach to sink. Zim was lying on the couch twitching and growling with his head thrashing side to side but the most unsettling thing was the spittle around his mouth.

"Hey Zim…. Zim? you okay…wak!" Zim jumped up and started to growl and hiss at him. Zim's eyes were foggy and wild, he hunched over like a predator ready to pounce. Zim's wild eyes darting from Dib, to Gir, Minimoose, before lingering at the slightly opened door…

"Zim No! OOF!" and for the second time that morning someone literally ran him over leaving another shoe print on his other cheek…

"Ugh what is this step on Dib's head day!?" he yelled at Zim before relaxing the horror of Zim running wild through the city.

"OH NO! Zim Come back! You're sick…..!" Dib called as he chased after the crazed alien.

"Leprechauns!"

"Get off my head!" Dib yelled at the insane robot creature attached to his head with his floating airplane/moose floating behind him.

"*Skreeeccccccccccccccchhhhhhh ! *Crashhhhh!*" Dib watched in horror as Zim ran into traffic causing a pile up before heading in to the heart of the city. Dib ran after him but faltered when he heard a crunch under his foot. Looking down it was one of Zim's contacts and his wig was next to it.

"MONSTER RUN!" Dib was livid! He found out about Zim first! And he'll be dammed if anyone other than him capture and exposes Zim!

"Man how am I going to catch up with him!?" Dib asked no one in particular as he watched Zim use his spider legs to speed across the city.

"You just gotta get some bait and reel em' in!" Gir said as he played with his fishing rod.

"That's it Gir! You're a brilliant!" Dib yelled as he grabbed Gir by his head and ran toward his house.

Dib ran through his house to the kitchen seeming Gaz eating a pile of random food put together.

"Good lord! What are you eating!? It can't taste good!"

"Like sweet ambrosia." Gaz muttered between mouths full.

"UGghh you're still sick! Gaz I need you to go to Zim's house here…" Dib handed her a mike

"What's going on, and why the mike?"

"Well I think Zim got rabies from a squirrel and scene he thinks you're his…..mate…. he should come running to you! You just talk into the mike and I'll lure Zim to his base so we can diced-I-mean- cure him!"

"Fine but he'd better be in one piece! I'm not done with him yet!" Gaz said as she shoved the last of the food goop into her mouth and went to the door.


"Oh! Zim come here and I'll rub your Special place again!" Gaz spoke sweetly in to the mike as she sat in Zim's lab chair, before Dib fell thou the room being chased by an excited Zim looking for his mate.

"Gaz now's not the time to talk like that!" Dib shouted with his face red from embarrassment listing to his sister's lewd comments for Zim.

"Gir restrain Zim so we can fix him!"

"OKIE-DOKIE!" Gir's arms wrapped around his masters long figure and dragged the thrashing Irken on a stretcher like hover table.

After a few hours of testing Dib was confident that he had the antidote! Looking over at Zim who was eying him with malice and bared teeth as he laid restrained.

"Gaz can you distract Zim so I can give him the antidote."

"Why can't you do it now?"

"Because he could shake and knock it out he needs to be still."

"Fine." Gaz muttered as she began to rub his head making Zim let out content purring noises.

After a moment of brief sickness Dib looked at the alien with the needle and neared Zim with the sharp object Gir decided to make and entrance.

"I GOTS TACOS!" the insane metal creature wailed snapping Zim out of his stupor he broke his bonding and began to run wild again! Zim jumped on his computer console hissing at Dib.

"Hold still…were trying to save you… you troublesome celery stick."

"*HHHHIIIIISSSSSSSSS!*"

"And dad says I need work on my people skills…." Gaz said with a smirk.

"Gaz are you going to help me or criticize me!" Dib shouted franticly as he tried to grab the alien from the console.

"I can do both…" Gaz replied as the screen opened up to reveal Zim's two leaders one in purple and one in red.

"UHhh Zim…" the purple one spoke but was cut off by Zim latching on to the screen hissing. Making both his leaders scream and cringe in fear at the sight of Zim frothing at the mouth. Zim gave both of them an eerie grin that covered his entire face enjoying their fear. Dib latch on to Zim hoping to hold him down as did Gir and Minimoose. But Zim was too preoccupied with the screen.

Gaz felt her stomach rumble … looking at her stupid brother and here crazy lover she decide to end this and get feed. Grabbing the needle on the table Gaz slowly approached the Irken and precisely jabbed him in the neck! His eyes rolled back in to his skull and he fell with a thud. Dib was panting from the ordeal and Zim's leaders had cut off the screen after they saw Gaz stick the needle in Zim.

"Aww master fell down."

"Meep!"