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To Roxas Girl: Sorry to disappoint you on not being a fan of yaoi! XD, jk, jk. I read some just for the heck of it. Thanks for the review! I hinted some AkuRoku in here and a bit more of SoRiku.
Fearsome Foursome
"Have you seen Blade anywhere?" Twilight asked Luxord.
"Why are you asking me?" he replied. He turned back to his game of Poker with Xigbar, Xaldin, and Lexaeus. Twilight rolled her eyes. She continued to wander around the stage, looking for her friend.
"Blade! Where are you? Axel!" Twilight opened a door to see Roxas tied up. He was gagged and there were inaudible sounds. "Did you kidnap Roxas again?"
"…no?"
"Untie him," Twilight ordered. Axel mumbled, but did as he was told.
"I'm going to kill you, Axel." Twilight heard Roxas say. She shook her head and continued with her search.
"Blade!"
"Looking for Blade?" Demyx asked. Twilight nodded. His face broke out into a big grin. "Well, I'm looking for Zexion. Took my sitar."
"Twilight!" Sora came running over. "Blade's downstairs."
"How did you know I was looking for him?"
"You kept calling for him." With that, Sora ran off. Twilight went downstairs with Demyx following.
"Vexen! What are you doing?" Twilight asked the scientist.
"Well, Blade wanted me to build a chemical that could either make you younger or older for the BBS," Vexen explained.
"So where is he?"
"Umm…"
"The chemical was wrong," Zexion said.
"Zexy!" Demyx ran over and hugged him.
"Instead of making Blade younger, it…" Zexion trailed off.
"No matter," a voice said. "We'll still continue." A boy walked out from a room. Twilight could only stare. The boy had black and white spiky hair and was wearing an Organization XIII coat. Most intriguing thing was that he had three tattoos. On his left eye was the Unversed symbol. On his right was the Nobody. Lastly, his neck had the Heartless one.
"Blade? Is that you?"
Blade grinned sheepishly, "In forms of appearance, no. This was the picture of one of my newer characters for my writing. He was going to be in one of my stories. Looks a lot like Skyxar…"
"So what's his name?"
"Don't know yet. Come on. We have a game to act."
…
"Shut up!" Blade snarled when the others snickered at his appearance.
The Dark Margin: Roxas Talks with Xemnas: Take 1
"He looks a lot like you," Xemnas said.
"Who are you?" the black hooded boy asked.
"I'm what's left. Or…maybe I'm all that ever was."
"I meant your name."
"My name is of no importance. What about you?" Xemnas turned to him. "Do you remember your true name?"
"Hell yeah! The name's Ventus. Call me Ven for short," the boy took off his hood.
"Cut!" Blade growled. Ever since he turned into one of his (ahem…mine. Except this is in third person, so…) characters, he seemed to either growl or snarl.
"Ven, you're not in 358/2 Days. Why are you here?" Twilight asked.
"Umm…" Ven rocked back and forth on his feet.
"Well?" Blade was getting impatient.
"Axel gave me 20 bucks to take Roxas's place."
"NO! He's lying!" Axel quickly said.
"No, I'm not! Fork over the 20!" Ven demanded. Axel grumbled as he took out his wallet and handed the eager Ven a 20.
"Axel…where is Roxas or so help me, I would take my Keyblade and stick it right where it hurts most…" Blade snarled.
"…he's in the closet."
Where Nothing Gathers: Meet Xion: Take 1
A hooded figure walked out onto the platform. Xemnas continued, "Number XIV." Roxas kept his gaze on him…her…it…He gasped as the new member seemed to smile at him.
"Hey, Roxas!" the 'Nobody' waved.
"Cut! Xion, that isn't in your script," Blade snarled.
"Sorry. It's actually me," he took off his hood.
"Okay, Sora, where's Xion?"
"…I have no clue. That was why I was filling in for her."
"…Has anyone seen Riku?" Kairi asked.
Beast's Castle: Xion's Defeat: Take 1
Xion's Keyblade flew in the air. Spinning, it landed on the ground, sticking straight up. The Nobody collapsed, exhausted after her fight with the imposter. The boy's Keyblade disappeared. He went over to the girl and kneeled next to her. His hand went up to take of his blindfold of his left eye.
"Riku! You're not supposed to take off your blindfold!" a voice cried. Riku stood up quickly and turned.
"Cut!" Blade glared at the culprit.
"What?" Axel asked innocently. He was stringing up a piñata, "It's Roxas's birthday."
"Really?" Roxas asked.
"You don't know your own birthday?" Axel gasped.
"You probably don't even know yours," Blade growled.
"Calm down, Blade," Twilight whispered.
"…Touché."
"Are we going to have cake?" Sora asked. He started to jump up and down. "Riku, come on! It's your turn to hit the piñata! Put your blindfold back on!"
Beast's Castle: Xion's Defeat: Take 2
"My Keyblade is not a sham. What gives you the right to say that!" Xion yelled.
"Do you know who I am?" Riku asked her angrily.
"Yeah! You're the guy who's scared of the Darkness, dresses like a Nobody, and is the target of Sora's crush!"
"Liar!" Sora yelled, but he was blushing like crazy.
"Cut! How many times am I saying this? THIS IS NOT YAOI! BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, A READER THINKS I'M A FANBOY OF YAOI! WHICH…I…AM…NOT!"
Destiny Islands: Snarl of Memories: Take 1
On the beach, Roxas walked up to the waters and picked up a sea shell. He stared at it and uttered a word:
"Xion."
His eyes reverted to the tall island landscape…thing. He ran over to the bridge and crossed it.
"Xion!" he cried. The hooded figure turned to see him. Then he…she…it started to take off his…her…its hood. Roxas's smile disappeared.
"Surely," Zexion smirked. "You must have known that this was going to happen." Roxas was shocked. It was Zexion! Where was Xion? Sora's Nobody felt something strange. Anger. With a yell, he tackled Zexion to the ground. The Cloaked Schemer gave a grunt.
"Where's Xion? Why are you still alive? Where the hell is Xion?" Roxas started to yell.
"Cut!" Blade said.
"Hiii-yahhh!" Twilight whacked her Keyblade at Roxas's head and the boy fainted. Zexion crawled away from the boy, panting with fear. Riku just stood there, confused.
"Umm…Why would I know?"
Twilight Town: Xion's Capture: Take 1
Roxas tried to take Xion back. Xion backed away. Then she started to run.
"Wait!" Roxas quickly grabbed her hand before she could go. Xion summoned her Keyblade, causing Roxas to gasp and let go of her hand. He could only stand there as Xion pointed the Keyblade at him. Suddenly a chakram flew out of nowhere. Xion blocked it with her Keyblade.
"Well, hello there…Xion," Axel walked down the stairs.
"Axel?" Roxas asked. Xion ran past him to attack her friend. "No! Wait!" Roxas said. His two friends didn't listen at all, continuing to attack each other.
"Xion! I'm here!" suddenly Axel got knocked out by Sora.
"How could you?" Demyx blasted water at the Keyblade bearers.
"Attack!" Riku spurred the others on. Soon, the set was full of fighting Somebodies and Nobodies.
"Cut!" Blade yelled. His statement was ignored.
"CUT!" Twilight tried. Still no luck.
"Gummi! Do you have your cell?" Blade asked. His cousin nodded. She tossed him the phone. Blade caught it and pressed down on a number.
"This is 911, how can I help you?"
"…" Blade hung up.
"Gummi! Why do you have the police on speed dial?"
"My dad told me too!"
"Never mind!" Blade took out his own phone and dialed a number.
"Hello, Blade. How can the president of the Kingdom Hearts Fangirl Club help you?"
"Hello, Aurora. Listen, the place we're filming is…"
…
"There they are, girls," said a voice. The actors stopped fighting to see the danger they were in.
"Run!" Sora yelled. The others needed no encouragement.
"Blade! Twilight! Gummi! Where are you!" Roxas asked.
"They probably set us up!" Vanitas guessed as they continued to run.
~Meanwhile, in the anti-fangirl basement~
"Ahh…the wonderful sound of fangirls going after the actors."
"At least we're not in it."
"I heartily agree…haha! I win, Gummi!"
"No far!"
"You're really mean to your cousin."
"I heartily agree…haha! I win, Twilight! Fork over the 20!"
Destiny Islands: Xion Talks to Riku: Take 1
"Kairi…" Xion put her hand to her head. "That's right. She's the one that looks so much like me." Riku walked up to her.
"To Sora, she's someone very special."
"…Am I your special person?" Xion suddenly asked.
"Umm…" Riku started to blush.
"Never in a million years, Xion!" Sora called from the sides.
"Cut!" Twilight said as Blade facepalmed. Then the director jut exploded:
"I…told…you…guys…THIS ISN'T YAOI! OR LOVEY-DOVEY FANFIC! THIS IS BLOOPERS FROM WHEN YOU GUYS WERE ACTING! NOW STOP BEING ALL YAOI OR I WILL ATTACK YOU WITH MY KEYBLADE WHERE IT HURTS THE MOST! THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, AXEL AND ROXAS!"
Twilight Town: Riku's Resolve: Take 1
DiZ gazed at Sora's pod, "This has gone long enough, Riku…" he turned to the young man, "I think you know what needs to be done."
"…Actually, no. I don't really know."
"Cut!"
"Riku…" Twilight paused. "Umm…Blade?"
"What?" he hissed.
"What was Riku suppose to do?"
"…I don't know either. DiZ?"
"I just said the line. How am I suppose to know?"
"…great, we don't know what DiZ means. DiZ himself doesn't even know what he means! What kind of act is this?"
The World That Never Was: Roxas Leaves the Organization: Take 1
Roxas walked past Axel, clearly ignoring him.
"Your mind's made up?" Roxas stopped.
"Why did the Keyblade choose me? I have to know."
"You can't turn on the Organization!" Axel erupted. "You get on their bad side and they're going to destroy you!" Roxas slightly looked back. Suddenly, he bolted from his spot and hugged a surprised Axel.
"I love you too!" he said.
"Cut!" Twilight said. Blade was just shaking his head, hand covering his eyes.
"Blade…" Axel stated. "This isn't my fault, it was Roxas who did it."
"…I don't care…I see one more yaoi scene…I would seriously have many…many…MANY…new Keyblade sharpeners."
"But…"
"…one more YAOI SCENE! I would seriously just kill you all…"
"Blade? Someone pm-ed you," Gummi handed her cousin the computer. Blade looked at his file.
"…serious…shit. I am not a fanboy of yaoi…"
Twilight Town: Xion Attacks: Take 1
"Roxas, I'm out of time," Xion stood up. She took off her hood, causing Roxas to gasp. Xion continued, "Even if I'm not ready, I have to make this choice. You have poured so many memories into me…given me so much…that I feel like I'm about to overflow. Look at me Roxas. If you see somebody else's face…a boy's face…then that means that I'm almost ready. This puppet would have to play her part. Roxas…this is him. It's Sora." She started to walk out into the open. But then…someone forgot to put on the special effects…
"GAAAAHHHHHH!" she yelled as she fell off the station tower.
"XION!" Roxas yelled. The Nobody kept falling until there was a sickening thud. The whole cast was silent.
"I-i-is she d-d-dead?" Demyx asked.
"Probably," Xaldin said calmly.
"Poor Xion," Kairi said, bowing her head in prayer. The others did the same thing.
"You guys are hopeless!" said a voice. They looked up and saw Blade. He was holding Xion the bridal way and Xion, terrified, was gripping hard and long on the poor director's neck.
"XION!" Roxas yelled, relieved. Xion, less terrified now, broke away from Blade. She ran over to Roxas to hug him fiercely.
"…who's in charge of the sets?" Blade growled. Timidly, Twilight raised her hand. Blade raised a brow.
"Really, Twilight? Did you mean for Xion to fall like that?"
"…no…this part just…slipped my mind…"
Blade facepalmed, "Cut!"
Twilight Town: Xion's End: Take 1
"No! Xion!" Roxas said. "Who else would I have ice cream with?"
"Geez, Roxas. Did you forget about me?" Axel asked, scratching his head.
"Cut!" Blade tapped his foot.
"Hey! At least it wasn't about AkuRoku!"
The World That Never Was: Roxas Fights Riku: Take 1
Roxas slashed some of the NeoShadows, left and right. The Nobody looked up to see a figure. He jumped away from the Heartless and onto the Skycraper. There, Roxas tried to run up the building...
"Cut!" Blade said once Roxas tried jumping up to climb it.
"I guess we need to use a different method," Twilight said to her friend.
"I...almost...got it!" Roxas grunted.
The World That Never Was: Roxas Fights Riku: Take 1
Roxas (finally!) ran up the building towards Riku. Then Roxas threw Oblivion towards Riku. The young man caught it and gasped. He started to have flashbacks about Xion. Roxas also gasped.
"You don't really like Sora?" Roxas asked him as Riku fell.
"Cut!" Twilight yelled. Roxas then realized what he just said. Everyone glanced expectantly at Blade. To their surprise, he was watching a cutscene.
"Hmm...I noticed something, Twilight. For the secret ending of KH, the billboard part with the advertisement had Kairi on it and Roxas had two Keyblades as he was going up, even though he just gave Oblivion to Riku."
"Let me see!" Twilight said. As she watched, Blade finally noticed the people staring.
"What?"
"Roxas was mentioning yaoi," Ventus said. Blade's eyes narrowed.
"Oh? What was it about this time?"
"It wasn't yaoi!" Roxas argued.
"Yes, it was! You said something about Riku not liking Sora!" Ventus replied. Suddenly the two were aware of a Keyblade sharpening.
"I suggest you guys run," Twilight said without taking her eyes off the screen. Blade soon came after them, waving his Keyblade. Twilight continued to watch even after Blade caught them. "Blade?" she questioned.
"Yes?" he glanced at her briefly before returning his gaze on the two terrified ones.
"You're right! What kind of cheapstake act is this? Why couldn't it be Sora? Or even King Mickey? Why did it have to be Kairi? And how did Roxas get two Keyblades again?"
End
"Finally!" Blade groaned. "Now, it's just BBS."
"Almost done, guys!" Twilight cheered. The others did likewise.
"Vexen, do you know how to change Blade back yet?" Gummi asked the scientist.
"Well…no. I got the formula for making the actors younger or older now though," Vexen replied.
"Good news," Blade held up his hand, only to have it drop again. He was leaning on his chair.
"Get a good rest, people…Nobodies…animals…we're going to start, bright and early!"
"Umm…Twilight?" Zexion held up a hand.
"Yes?"
"The deadline's tomorrow for BBS."
"…shit." Blade said.
"Can't you do something?" Twilight asked. Axel smiled.
"I think I could persuade them…"
I'm serious about the Kairi bulletin board thing and Roxas having two Keyblades. I had to watch it several times to make sure. You should see for yourself.
