A/N: I know, I usually don't put notes BEFORE the chapter, but I feel compelled to say the winner, just in case you don't read reviews. The winner is Blaine, with everybody voting for him. Seems like everyone wants a fluffy Klaine fic! gleek9739 mentioned Blaine, but they also said Brittany or Rachel. I'm gonna add Blaine AND Brittany because Brittany amuses me and the Klaine couple is just too cute! Love ya and thanks to everyone who voted! This chapter is super long compared to what I usually write.
"Don't call anybody, 'Cedes, or I will destroy you!" Kurt snatched Mercedes' phone out of her hand.
"Man, white boy, you're violent when you don't feel well!" Mercedes took her phone back and smirked. "How about Brittany? She won't do anything! She might kiss you or something, but that's all."
"Fine." Kurt grumbled. He really didn't want anyone to see him like this, but he knew Britt could care less about what he looked like.
Mercedes jumped up and looked at her phone. All 5 bars were showing but she needed to tell Brittany something. "Reception's pretty bad in here. I'll go outside to call her." Mercedes headed out the door and rung up Brittany.
"Britt, do you wanna come to Kurt's house? He's sick and needs some cheering up… no, please don't bring your pet duck… yeah… can I pick you up? I need to pick someone else up, too… Blaine… Yes… the other dolphin… I know… okay, bye." Mercedes just shook her head and clicked her phone off. She walked back inside to face Kurt, who was examining his nails.
"Kurt I need to go pick Britt up."
"Why? Can't she drive herself?"
Mercedes looked at her feet. "She forgot how." This was probably only a half lie. Brittany forgot many things, and driving is probably one of them.
"Whatever. I'll be right here, finishing off this huge tub of ice cream."
"Don't you want to change before she gets here?"
"Nah, I don't feel like it." Kurt dug his spoon into the ice cream. "How long will you take?"
"Uh, maybe half an hour. We're gonna pick something up for you on the way back."
"Not more medicine I hope. I'm tired of it."
"Nope. No medicine. I think you'll like what I'm gonna get for you, but it's a surprise!"
Mercedes grabbed her keys and strolled out the door. She drove all the way to Brittany's house before she called Blaine about picking him up.
"Hey Blaine. I'm picking up Brittany to come to Kurt's house… what?... oh, he's sick… do you want to come, too?...it's a surprise for him… he doesn't look like crap… just different… ok, we're about 10 minutes out."
She ended the call and went to knock on Brittany's door. Brittany answered the door wearing her Cheerio's uniform and ran out next to Mercedes.
"Hi Mercedes! Where is my precious unicorn?"
"At home, Britt. Let's go pick up Blaine, ok?"
"Yay! The other dolphin!"
Mercedes just sighed and Brittany sat down in the front seat. The whole ride to Blaine's house Brittany was gabbing about how dolphins and unicorns make beautiful dolphicorn babies (no, Mercedes didn't understand that either). Brittany explained how dolphin plus unicorn made dolphicorn, but Mercedes wasn't listening to her made up words. She was trying to park the car in the driveway. She told Brittany to stay put as she went to get Blaine. Mercedes knocked on Blaine's door. Blaine hurriedly exited the door with a bag in his hands. She couldn't blame him for leaving quickly, as she could hear a man and woman yelling before the door shut.
"Hey, Mercedes. I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?"
"Great! Let's go back to Kurt's place. He doesn't know you're coming, Blaine, but he know Britt is."
Blaine nodded and looked into the front seat. "Hey Brittany. How are you?"
"Good. My precious unicorn is sick. You're a dolphin, right? I would kiss you right now but I can't reach back there."
Blaine looked confused until Mercedes spoke up. "You'll find out. Don't let her kiss you until AFTER she kisses Kurt. You'll see why."
Blaine sat back in his seat and fiddled with the bag he was holding until Mercedes stuck a Katy Perry CD into the CD player.
"Kurt told me you're obsessed with Katy Perry… here we go."
Last Friday Night blared through the speakers. Brittany danced and sang. Blaine was singing at the top of his lungs and Mercedes joined in after much hesitation. They sang all the way to Kurt's house. Mercedes clicked off the song and knocked on Kurt's door, motioning Brittany and Blaine to join her at the doorstep. Finn answered the door and motioned the three to be quiet.
"Kurt fell asleep." He whispered.
Brittany, apparently, didn't care she ran up to Kurt and jumped on top of him screaming "Unicorn!". Kurt felt someone sitting on top of him and looked up. He saw Brittany sitting on top of his stomach.
"Britt, this is uncomfortable. Please get off of me."
Brittany jumped off of him and looked him in the eyes.
"Brittany, don't do it! I'm sick! I'll make you sick if you do it!"
But Brittany didn't care about getting sick. She leaned down and kissed Kurt straight on the lips. She smiled and licked her lips.
"You taste like cherries and chocolate!"
"It's cold medicine and ice cream. You still taste like root beer."
Brittany leaned down and kissed him again. Blaine was watching her with confusion in his eyes. Mercedes nudged him and he spoke up.
"Hey Kurt. Britt, why are you kissing my boyfriend?"
Kurt looked up in surprise. He made an effort to cover his bare chest but it didn't work. Blaine just chuckled as he tried to pat down his hair. Kurt looked extremely embarrassed as he answered Blaine's question for Brittany.
"She always does this. She has since she made out with me when I pretended to be straight. It doesn't mean anything, though. I'm still 100 percent gay. Watch out, though. She'll probably kiss you next."
Blaine shook his head. "No thanks. I don't kiss girl-" He was cut off by Brittany lunging at his face. She kissed him for a bit, much to his surprise, as Kurt laughed. Once she pulled back, she licked her lips and jumped up and down.
"Ooh! You taste like coffee!"
Blaine licked his lips, too. "Oh wow. You DO taste like root beer."
Brittany pulled a glittery piece of paper out of her purse and handed it to Kurt.
"I made you a card."
Kurt took the card in his hands and read it out loud:
Deer Kurt Unicorn,
I hope u feel better. I will bring u a bird next time.
Luv, Brittany Unicorn.
"Aww, thanks Britt, but I don't really want a bird."
"Okay. Is Blaine a dolphin?"
Kurt sniffed and then nodded. "Yeah, he is."
Blaine crossed his arms and frowned. "Okay, why are you calling me a dolphin?"
"A dolphin is a gay shark, silly!"
