Warning!: NOT the actual chapter! Crack! Crack everywhere!

It was too late. I—I had no choice. *cringes* My finger's took a life on their own.

Actual chapter soon!

Enjoy Lily's shamelessness though!


Chapter Extra: Crack

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Lily stuttered at being pulled—again! What was with people and pulling her backwards?! She was a fragile thing to be carried about in such rough ways dammit! "Severus if I break, there's no returns, you aft!" Her affronted yell brought on curious stares and nosy glances from nearby students entering the train or still hovering outside of it.

"Was it a guarantee of thirty days? Or was it a week?" He wondered out loud lowly, silently laughing at her undignified squinted eyed look. She turned back around and waved energetically at her laughing parents and oh dear-now crying mother with a reluctant Petunia being forced to wave, gasp, the embarrassment!

She could see the painfully cringing look from her position of the train door and decided, hey! Why the fuck not! So, with eyes lighting in shades due to her sudden excitement and epiphany, her smile widened into a maniacal grin and she hurriedly flew past by a confused and slightly weary looking Severus, shooting out a few hastily 'Excuse me!' 'Sorry!' 'Pardon!' to many bewildered curious older students, worried looking younger students, and some cursing back as she swiftly pushed past them while trying not to knock into anyone else inside the train hall.

She had to tell Petunia! Her eyes agilely looked through each open door's and glinting merrily when she found a compartment that looked close as to where her older sister was standing, enthusiastically slamming the compartment sliding door open, she payed no mind to the harsh sound it did as it rocketed back a bit due to the force nor to the shocked yelps of two kids inside it.

Practically sprinting towards the closed window, she breathed out an excited "Excuse me, gentlemen!" with the same maniacal grin still firmly plastered on her face as she swiftly took to unlocking the lock and promptly slid the window down abruptly. Instantly finding her sister directly in front of the compartment window but on the train waiting area, a breathless laugh flowed out of her as she stuck her upper body out holding the window by her palms, ignoring the confused mumbled conversation inside or the panicky employees who noticed her immediately and were yelling at her to stick her body back inside and to close the window for its dangerous blah blah blah.

Her eyes glanced back from the panicking running employees (the train started moving slowly about now, maybe that's why? Eh.) to her weary looking sister who slid closer to a face-palming mother and a laughing out loud father. Lily's grin widened once more back to it's full joyful self. "PEPE!" Petunia's weary expression instantly changed to a wide eyed wrath filled as her mouth dropped in absolute horror, the surrounding people seeming to hush and stop to stare in curiosity at the spectacle.

Lily's grin turned downright devious. Petunia's jaw tightened and her widened eyes glinted in warning. As if that ever worked before, hah! "REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION!" She laughed openly, evilly waving directly at the beet red faced of Petunia who hurriedly hid behind a shaking-her-head-at-Lily-Mom and a rather now amused plus stern looking father.

They allowed the harshly hissing narrow-eyed Petunia to harshly tug them out of the train area which was going crazy with murmurs, laughter, and stutters everywhere, glancing and or staring directly at her with wonder in the younger students eyes, distasteful contempt in the adults. Even directly behind her she heard embarrassed stuttering and coughing spluttering mixed with incredulous laughter.


She laughed freely in amusement, repeatedly recalling her sisters reaction and her parents.

Allowing a strict train employee to grab her shoulders and force her back inside lightly as he ranted harshly about the dangers of what she just did as the train was now moving, when her shoes touched the ground again; he let go with a shake of the head, which she ignored expertly, her laughter resuming down to joyful giggle's.

The wide mirth filled grin never leaving her face as her gleaming eyes followed her family jogging out by the force of nature of Petunia's embarrassment multiplied by her wrath, whelp. When their figures disappeared completely, the train was already moving more steadily though still slow. A purposely loud cough interrupted her devious thoughts. Swiveling her head to the side, she blinked at the sight of two boys sitting in the seats—ah that's right! She grinned, failing at appearing apologetic cause she sure as hell wasn't.

"Sorry about taking your compartment room for a moment." She grinned widely in amusement at the situation while casually flipping her rebelling hair back with a hand, glancing back at the employee that was pulling the window up and giving him a cunning wave of her free hand, stifling her laughter when his eyes narrowed in warning at her and he resumed back to his work.

She turned back to the young boys and blinked at their expression's. One was grinning widely at her, and the others eyes was dazedly roaming across her face and—was he checking her out? Oh my god. An eleven year old was checking her out.

She bit her bottom lip to bite down her amused laugh and crossed her arm's, giving them both raised eyebrows. "So how are you guys enjoying the exhibition? Nice? Is it to your tastes?" She plopped down on the seat across them with an amused grin, casually crossing one of her legs over the other.

The one with shoulders length wavy dark hair blinked widened eyes that glanced multiple times to her legs and with some stuttering finished it with a loud boisterous laughter after glancing back at her eyes and seeing the joke in them.

The boy next to him with circle glasses over dazed hazel eye's and messily neck length hair answered at the same time as his friend laughed. "Yeah." With a rather blank tone.

Her eyebrows raised at the answer. His friend abruptly froze and whipped his upper body to the bespectacled boy with an incredulous face but wide amused eyes. He sputtered out a laugh while smacking lightly at the boy's arm, causing said youngster to blink twice with furrowed eyebrows.

When they landed on a pair of smiling bluish teal ones across from him however, his eyes widened and a full blush sprouted across his entire face. "I-n-not! T-that!" He groaned out, shaking his head. "The train!" He yelled out with determined features, face still flaming while aiming a discreet glare at his new snickering friend beside him.

Lily grinned good-naturedly at them both. "That's what you meant, right?" He quickly turned his head towards the still smiling in amusement Lily, giving her a quick confident grin. She let him try to win his ego back. "Of course. What else could I possibly mean?" His grin turned strained, red rising once again back up from his calming face. His friend failed at hiding his laughter behind his fist.

She chuckled and shook her head, attempting to rid off the flirtatious air that somehow was swimming inside the cart that was now steadily moving out of the train station. How the hell could such hormones be floating around when everyone was only eleven years old, she would never know.

"My name's Lily Evans. What's your names?" She leaned back comfortably in her seat, glancing between the now closed compartment door (When did that happen?) and the rapidly shifting scenery (She wondered if Beau would come find her before she arrived at Hogwarts and when Severus would find her or if he was once again tackled and stalked by those other older slytherins. Those damn pedophiles.)

Glancing back at the pair, eyebrows suddenly furrowed in anxious foreboding. Somehow...she was interrupted and with a blink, the first one, the grinning boy gave an exasperated bow; she couldn't help but snort at the dramatics; his grinned widened even more; seemed that was exactly the reaction he was going for. "My names Sirius-" His features faltered in hesitance but gained confidence when the glasses boy elbowed him discreetly. "-Black. Sirius Black." His grin turned sharp and eyes edgy while he looked intensely at her, as if wanting to pierce through her soul.

She blinked wide eyed at the abrupt change of attitude but slumped back in her comfortable position instantly, "Oh." She blinked, this time staring at him intensely which ensued a staring contest. The bespectacled eleven year old glanced between both of them with interested eyes, wondering just what in Merlin's was happening now.

Lily tilted her head and furrowed her eyebrows in thought. "Sorry about that." She chuckled, Sirius blinking out of the stare and giving her a questioning look, this time less weary. "You just reminded me of someone I know." She stuck out her tongue at herself while glancing away. Sirius relaxed and gave her an amused grin, prompting one back.

"Uh, hello? Yes, I still exist, thanks for asking!" They both turned to a pouting glasses boy, Sirius giving him a condescendingly reassuring pat while Lily chuckled at the image. He rolled his hazel eyes and grinned arrogantly (How he did it so that it was so easy to identify was beyond her) at her, "My names James Potter! Pleasure to meet you, Lily!" She grinned back at him, tealish azure eyes light in mirth.

Glancing back at the closed sliding doors, "I actually came here with my best friend but I- ah-" She bit her bottom lip but let her lips curl upwards in amusement, eyes shining with some sympathy and genuine apologetic at having left her Severus alone. They seemed to get what she was trying to say by the matching rising grins, "-shot off without him in the midst of my epiphany." She glanced back at the door, trying to see around the edges.


Crack Finished!