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Would you want me to have a series or just one? I was confused but I was thinking I could write one about sixth year and one about seventh year…how's it sound? :$

And… I need prank ideas…help.

Once the Marauders realized that Alice's so called revenge hadn't already been done they became suspicious. What could she possibly do to them they wondered. Well, it was mostly Sirius. He was utterly confused. Usually she did something obvious. Something that made him look completely ridiculous to everyone. However this was strange, especially for her. She just sat there eating an apple. So composed, so darn utterly composed. Merlin, it frustrated him.

"Skye…what did you do?" he asked tentatively while the other Marauders were slightly more at ease. The other Marauders didn't worry because more than often Alice was fair. She didn't harm them if they had nothing to do with the prank, which, in this case, they didn't.

"Worry not Black you'll know soon enough," she said winking and then making her way out of the great hall.

Sirius watched as many of the guys who had seen her in barely more than her knickers watched her walk away. He couldn't help but feel slightly frustrated. That is to say, sure she was fit but they didn't have to act like dogs. Alright, perhaps Sirius Black was a hypocrite. But, how else was he supposed to describe what he felt?

Sirius turned back towards his friends.

"Erm, Prongs, mate, do you have any idea what she could've done?"

James shook his head wearing a sympathetic look.

"Moony?" Sirius asked hopefully turning towards Remus.

"Good luck mate," he replied.

Before Sirius could even ask Wormtail, better known as Peter Pettigrew, Peter shook his head violently.

Sirius sighed, "Alright mates, looks like I'm in for hell tomorrow. May as well get a good night's sleep, aye?"

With that, Sirius left the great hall however what he didn't know was that as soon as he got up to leave, words appeared on the back of his shirt.

The words formed 'Alice Skye's piece o' arse. Deal with it.'

As soon as the Marauders saw this they couldn't help but burst in fits of laughter. Well, the Marauders excluding Sirius who was too preoccupied leaving to realize that as soon as he started walking away laughter had been erupting randomly.

Perhaps the reason this was so amusing to most was because Sirius was not any one specific person's piece of arse. No, his arse belonged to the entire female population. Or at least that was how Sirius and many of the girls thought it.

However, this could also be found amusing because it was Alice Skye who was being discussed, sarcastic, quirky, witty, kind Alice Skye. The same Alice Skye that many people assumed hated Sirius Black. However, it was also the same Alice Skye who one could argue had serious sexual tension with Sirius Black. However that was debatable and not yet proven. Also, Sirius and Alice were completely unaware of this. Or at least so it seemed.

Never the less, there was laughter all throughout the Great Hall and even snickers from some of the mildly decent Slytherins.

Once Sirius had left the laughter died down a bit.

Peter turned to his fellow marauders and asked, "You don't think that's all her revenge do you?"

The boys thought about it and shook their heads.

"She's much too brilliant" said Remus.

"And this isn't nearly original enough," James added.

"She's up to something," Peter put in thoughtfully.

The boys nodded their agreement and shook their heads in sympathy for their poor friend who was surely in for something.


Sirius grudgingly went up to the Gryffindor common room, what in Merlin's name was she planning? He wondered. He entered the portrait muttering the password Moony had told him earlier. As he walked in to and past the common room her heard snickering, what were they laughing at? He shook his head thinking it had to have something to do with well, something else.

He walked up towards the boy's dormitories and noticed something strange; there was an extra dorm for the sixth years. Normally, there were three rooms with five beds, Merlin knows why. The Marauders had always shared a room with one other person. Unfortunately the person got locked out…a lot. It wasn't their fault…they had secrets.

There were four sixth year rooms, however, and when he walked in to the one he was told he'd have he realized there were four beds. Hmm, he thought, this would be brilliant. Especially since the Marauders would have their own room, one for the four of them, about time.

He proceeded to walk in and go directly to the bed furthest to the right, the one that had always been his. It was arranged fairly the same just with four beds rather than five, it was a lot roomier.

He opened his trunk to find an abundance of…pink.

"What the…" he started.

Then he started pulling out clothes, boxers, jumpers, t-shirts, trousers, socks…everything was pink. He groaned this must be her revenge he thought. Then a second thought crossed his mind, he was Sirius Black. He could pull off pink.

He grabbed his pajama bottoms which were now a bright, fluorescent pink. It was god awful. However, he figure Moony would know a reverse spell. Perhaps he wouldn't have to wear pink in public after all. He smiled at the thought. All the while he was pulling on his pants. Pants that were suddenly too tight, too small, too short. All at once he realized they were shrinking, what in Merlin's hairy armpits was going on?

He pulled them off and looked at the rest of his clothes that were proceeding to shrink. They were getting smaller and smaller and if possible, pinker. He sighed frustrated.

This was cruel.

He glanced down at himself and sighed thanking Merlin he was wearing boxers. He then pulled off his shirt and realized that there was writing on the back.

He was now getting angry.

Shaking out the shirt and glaring at the back he read, "Alice Skye's piece o' arse. Deal with it."

He couldn't help but laugh. Merlin, this girl was mad.

He figured he shouldn't be too upset yet. Moony could probably fix it. Moony could fix anything.

Sirius lay back on his bed in the one pair of boxers that still fit and waited patiently for his mates.


Turns out Remus could not fix anything; in particular he could not fix this.

"Moony! There has to be something you could do!" Sirius exclaimed clearly getting angry.

"I can't Padfoot I told you, she placed protection charms on the clothes, and she's smart."

"Brilliant," James said in awe.

"Merlin, she's mad," Sirius cried in defeat.

"Padfoot, there…you could…why don't you wear our clothes? Or well James, they fit you."

"Wormtail you are bloody brilliant!" Sirius exclaimed slapping a laughing Peter on the back.

"I know, I know," he replied grinning.

Sirius walked over to James trunk and pulled out a pair of trousers. He pulled them on and looked curiously at his friends.

"Are they okay?" he asked tentatively.

"Padfoot, they disappeared…" James started, "Merlin, she is mad."

"No…this can't be happening…" Sirius muttered.

He pulled on a pair of James' boxers on top of his own in fear that they would disappear.

He looked questioningly at his friends, "Gone," they muttered at once.

Sirius went so much as to try on socks only to receive the same reply.

"Moment of truth," he muttered as he pulled on one of James' shirts.

Closing his eyes tightly he said, "It's gone, isn't it?"

The boys laughed, "No mate," James said. "It's got writing on it though."

Sirius groaned, "Merlin, what's it say?"

Peter cleared his throat, "Get away from this arse, it's mine – Skye"

"Why would she do this? It embarrasses her too!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Well, she was never one to care about rumors and such, Sirius, besides, no one would believe she fancies you let alone is with you because she…well she has better taste. Oh and besides, most people will be able to tell it's her revenge."

"Thanks Moony, thanks a lot... really boosting the self-esteem."

Remus chuckled but what he said was true. Despite their tension, no one ever thought the two would actually end up together. Maybe snog, or even shag, but not date. He wouldn't be her arse, nor her his because Alice had always been smart.

There was a content silence that was only broken by Sirius who had suddenly had a revelation.

"Mates…I have no trousers…"

"Nope," they replied in unison.

"…and I can't really wear these shirts with my reputation and all"

"Nope,"

"And I have no socks…"

"Nope,"

"…or robes…"

"Nope,"

"…or uniform…"

"Nope,"

"It's all pink…and shrunken…and all disappears. So there isn't anything for me to wear…"

"Nope,"

"And I have only one pair of boxers…that I can wear…"

"Yeah,"

"….bullocks."

Alright, what'd you think about Alice's revenge? Please tell me. Oh, and I know it was extreme compared to his. But this is the sixth year of this madness, she's annoyed and well, as Remus says, Brilliant.


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