BLEACH CHAPTER 4

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

Author:Welcome back everybody.

Hichigo: Hey look everybody emo boss is back!

Author: Unless you want to die,hollow,you'll shut up.

Hichigo: fine. *mumbles something about bitchy emos*

Renji:Aw, I miss crazy author already.

Rukia:I miss the last author.

Daruka:yeah she had good taste.

Author: enough squawking. Now that you have your cars and you know how to use them I have to put you in a gang.

Renji:A gang?Why?

Byakuya:I refuse to spoil and hurt my pride by joining a gang.

Uryuu: The only people here who are gang material are Ichigo,Hichigo,Daruka,Rukia,Tatsuki and Tattoo Brows.

.URYUU.

Uryuu:what? No yelling or name calling?

Rukia:The last author made him take anger management lessons and threatened that if he didn't control his temper she would punish him fiercely.

Renji: SHES FUCKING SCARY WHEN SHES ANGRY!

Rukia:Watch the language pineapple.

Byakuya: Ahem can we continue.

Ichigo: you haven't been saying much byakuya. You know when someones usually this quiet it means that their planning something that no one else should know. Aizen and Gin are living proof.

Hichigo:Well technically Aizen's living proof. Gin,not so much.

Author: Let us continue. I am recruiting some of you unlucky people into my gang. 4 of you will go to my gang and the other 4 will go to Ryuken Ishida's gang.

Uryuu: I never thought I'd be saying this but I would rather lose and go to my father's gang than win and go to some random emo's gang.

Author: Suit yourself. Ryuken you may come out now.

Ryuken: helo everybody. I've seen all your grades and to tell you the truth I am quite impressed but the thing that surprised me the most was you,Uryuu, turns out your not just some worthless piece of shit.

Uryuu:I'd rather be insulted like that everyday than go to the author's gang. God knows whos in it.

Ichigo: sorry to interrupt this little family spat but can we continue with the lecture that the author was gonna give us.

Author: As I was saying 4 of you will be with me and 4 of you will be with Ryuken. We have already chosen our recruits. Ichigo,Rukia,Hichigo and Daruka. You 4 are coming with me.

When the 4 of them heard that they all had the same thought running through their head. "We are so dead"

The other 4 except byakuya were thinking. "THANK GOD! WERE SAVED! WOOH!" Byakuya was thinking "That orange haired brat is gonna be in the same gang as my sister without my supervision. This is so not my day"

Author: Ok. Lets get moving. We will introduce you to your gang today.

The author's gang consisted of Nel,Grimmjow,Ichigo,Hichigo,Rukia and Daruka.

Ryuken's gang consisted of Orihime,Chad,Ishida,Tatsuki,Renji and Byakuya.

Let the storm begin.