lZZ960107 chapter 3 . Jan 20
the best part is Suzaku want to marry Zero and adopt five kids at least he didn't say he would make Zero pregnant XD
update soon
R: no Mpreg in this fic sorry :( thank you for the review as always Zee ;)
LeAwesomeOne IX chapter 3 . Jan 20
Yippee updates! Please update soon, because I'm never satisfied. I mean, are you? And yes! Liar Liar...!
R: I love updates too! and i love liar liar, I really Suzaku to finally fall for Lulu
Lelouchvibritt1 chapter 3 . Jan 19
Sayoko's overprotectiveness is hilarious lol,
I wonder would suzaku ever find out the identity of zero?
I love your fast updates ...:D
R:fast updates? *covers face in shame* Internet went off?
Lelouch: Liar she was reading SasuNaru.
Authur: Shut up!
Life just never goes my way
Warning: Strong language, prejudice and nudity. This chapter is not suitable for viewers younger than thirteen.
Disclaimer: Do I own this shit? No.
Chapter 4
Previously...
"You do not take me serious, I mean you offer to take to dinner when you kidnap me, I am a real super villain for crying out loud. Treat me like one and stop trying to get a fuck out of me" he is so cute when he explodes.
"You sound a lot like this boy I know. You are shorter and your hair is longer but looking at you, you almost look like-" I turned away from him to see SS she was so defensive of Zero she had super strength and could fly with laser beam eyes and was indestructible. A pile of destruction trailed her when never she was mad, she headed towards us.
He eyes narrowed on Zero who stood beside me.
"You are in so much trouble" she snapped at Zero. He looked like he wanted to die, she turned to me. "Excuse him, you two can play later"
She lifted him by his ear and flew off, Zero all the way making excuse till he was out of earshot.
Lelouch POV
I sighed as my guardian dragged me back to the lair by my ear. She was pissed at me for leaving without her permission and without backup. Mainly because I was without backup, even she thinks that I am useless.
"No more evil for two weeks." Her divine punishment was stopping the most important thing to me for two weeks. I stomped my feet as I went up the stairs to my room, I hate this, I hate my life. I should just hang myself and get it over with. After all I am nothing but a laughing stock, no one takes me seriously and I am effeminate for some screwed up reason.
"Maybe if you grew some balls people will take you seriously." CC who said as she slammed my door open and went to sit on my bed. She smiled before flashing me her boobs which made easy me uncomfortable, not in a hard-on kind of way but in an 'Ew' kind of way. I sighed before taking off the suit and mask, standing nude before her amused eyes. "You are barely even a man, maybe you need a bad ass super villain boyfriend. Someone that would put fear in people's hearts, just like the evil manipulator Death row." She said smirking at me as I walked to my closet across the room. "He is still single"
Wouldn't it make me even more pathetic, needing someone to leech credibility off before I can become a proper villain. Plus there was this whole thing with Villains being the worst kinds of guys to date, rape is frequent for them and I wasn't up for the idea of a sore ass. Let's not forget that Death row had attempted to rape me last month, the worst part was Lancelot had to save me. So it put him on my bad list, rape was acceptable he was a villain but being so useless that he let Lancelot save me was a huge blow to my ego.
Though Death row gave up a little too easy, for my opinion, he let Lancelot rescue me. It was almost as if he really didn't want to rape me. I couldn't help but wonder how many hard penises had touched me yet I hadn't seen any but my own. I snapped out of my stupor as CC grabbed my phone and dialed Death row.
"No" I bit my lip to think it over once more, I sighed in frustration. Where did Lancelot get off saving me? I hate him. He told that no one else would fuck me but him and he almost took out his before CC snatched me away.
"He likes you, he wanted to make a sex tape with you last year" Lelouch sighed and blushed. "He is also super hot, maybe you two will hit it off. His abs are sexy, wouldn't you want to wear his collar?"
"No" I snapped causing her to roll her eyes, she looked irritated.
"You are such a pussy, he is hot. Plus he thinks you are sexy, obviously has bad taste but you can't let him slip away" She encouraged. She has a fucking ulterior motive.
"No" I snapped.
"Just one date" She added.
"Yeah then he can have another try at rape, No thank you" I pulled out pajamas from my closet. For some damn reason, Sayoko bought me onsies footy pajamas with those hoods that had animal ears on it. Perhaps I should just kill myself now.
"You were releasing pheromones, of course he'd rape you. You know how it works on men" CC said. "Even Jeremiah would give you the 'business' if you released those near him"
"He bribed you didn't he?" I asked, she smiled and nodding her head she rose her hand with four fingers up. "Four pizzas?"
"Large and I think it will works" CC said watching me put on my pajamas. I hate my life. "So is the silence a yes?"
"It's a 'No way in hell' CC" I snapped.
"Disappointing but whatever" she smirked at me. "So tiny"
"Don't start that now"
"So how many times have you masturbated" CC asked. Why me?
SUZAKU POV
I opened my locker and sighed as I found that all things were covered in jam. This had been happening a lot, by a lot I mean every fucking day, since Euphy transferred here. I glared at it wondering if I should fill her locker with cockroaches or not.
"Did you hear?" the hushed whisper quickly alerted me. "Rumor is Lelouch and Jeremiah aren't really together. Jeremiah is bringing someone else to the school dance" I quickly turned to see two students, both girls whispering to each other in hushed tones.
"I heard Lelouch and Jeremiah are together but have an open relationship" the other said with a bit more confident. I sighed and shut my locker, wishing I could just kick Jeremiah's ass and claim Lelouch as spoils of victory. It was common knowledge that girls go for champions.
I left my locker and headed to class, biology. It was going to be epic because I was going to pull the environmentalist move and free the frogs for dissection. All the girls and Lelouch would find me sexy for standing up for what I believe in.
I went to the bathroom instead, I stepped into a stall. Undid my belt, I needed to quickly get rid of my wood from thinking of Lelouch all over me.
When Lelouch would want to ride the Suzaku pole what would I say? The nervousness hit me as I remembered my last meeting with Zero, he reminded me of Lelouch, still he was shorter than Lelouch.
From the last fitness exam, Lelouch was 5'7. How did I know? I stole the fitness paper were they recorded Lelouch's information. He was small everywhere and so cute with his cute scowl.
His chest was narrow and he was considered underweight. Lelouch's hair was also shorter and though he and Zero were not different in their body structure, Lelouch was Zero. If only- No then Zero would know I was a loser in school.
I sighed as I freed my erection, at that moment I grabbed hold of the shaft, was when I heard the door slam open and shut.
"Lelouch!" The voice was Jeremiah's. It sounded so much like that larva bastard. "Sayoko said I should protect you." I quickly stood on the toilet seat. I didn't want them seeing my legs from underneath the stalls and so he could see what was happening. My erection now flaccid from hearing the asshole talk, I hate him.
"No. I am tired of this fake dating crap." Lelouch snapped.
"Please, you only say that because we grounded you!" Jeremiah snapped.
"We? I am not your kid, I am not anyone's kid. I am a bastard that my father never wanted" Lelouch growled.
"Once again you fall into the 'daddy didn't love me' sob story." Jeremiah snapped. "Give it a damn rest, if only Sayoko could see you now."
"Fuck you" Lelouch smirked. Silence filled the room, Jeremiah glared at Lelouch. Lelouch was standing near the door, he moved to the mirror to wash his hands.
"Three weeks, you are grounded for three fucking weeks. I may not be your dad but Sayoko and I are trying to raise you. I don't like having to go back and re-do two years of high school just to protect you, I still did it."Jeremiah looked hurt. "I love you like my own little brother, I don't care if you want me to or not"
My mind was running a mile a minute, one, I could totally try and score Lelouch and two Jeremiah was older than Lelouch and I could get him kicked out then Lelouch was fair game. Three Jeremiah was like Lelouch's dad and I needed the bastard's support.
My attention was drawn to Lelouch, he grit his teeth. "Fuck you and your three weeks" he snapped as he left the bathroom, Jeremiah sighed. "Lelouch" he punched the wall hard.
LELOUCH POV
Milly and I sat in the council room reviewing the budget for each club. "Too many numbers" she whined before resting her head on the table. I sighed knowing I'd be the one to finish the work today.
Kallen coughed, it was fake but I turned to her. She was seated in a corner of the room with papers in hands. She was with Rivals re-arranging papers to be filed by Nina.
"Work is just too much" Rivalz complained. "Seriously Lulu" I frowned at the nickname. "How aren't you ready to hang yourself? You always end up doing all the work with Nina."
"Opps" Kallen coughed again. "Sorry, still a bit weak" I rolled my eyes, I knew where her lazy speech was heading. "Maybe I should take a short nap"
"Oh please," I was still pissed at Jeremiah and I was about to take it out on Kallen, I felt bad about everything. I knew Jeremiah cared about me but I wasn't his kid. I need them to see me as an adult and a villain capable of ruling the world.
The council room door opened, I looked there to see my step-sister standing there in her uniform, bubble gum hair perfectly in place. She smiled as she approached where I sat with Milly. I glared at her. Hissing loudly she rose a brow at me, the others in the room remained silent, Milly sat up to stare at Euphemia.
"Sorry Miss, the student council is closed till tomorrow, come back then and we will be more than happy to hear you out" Milly sounded like a broken record.
"Sorry, I just want to talk to my brother for a bit" she smiled.
EUPHEMIA POV
Lelouch shifted in his chair so cutely, he stood up and led me out, I scanned his outfit. The skirt was too short and the shoes he wore had a small heel that boosted his height which was not acceptable according to school regulations.
He stopped without me realizing it, I bumped into him pushing him to the ground. He was still so very frail and delicate. I need to protect him from the world. He got up easily floating till he was standing. He turned around to stare at me.
"What do you want?" He asked. I stared at his face, he was painted up like a porcelain doll. "Did father send you to bring me back?"
"No, father is planning to kill you if you keep up this whole, 'evil' act." I said. He chuckled and turned to walk away but paused after taking a step past me.
"Never stop by to warn me of this kind of rubbish. I am a super evil villain and I do not need 'warnings'. Especially from pink haired idiots" he snapped. I grabbed his hand to stop him from moving; he used his force field to throw me into the wall.
"Things are different, he won't hurt you anymore." I said as I tried to get up, Lelouch's force field kept me in place. He smiled at me tilting his head to the side. He walked to me and crouched down to my eye level.
"But nee-san good guys don't try to rape their sons or try to sell them on the black market" He leaned forward to kiss my cheek. "Next time," he stood up "next time you will return in a coffin"
"Lelouch" I said, a vine wrapped around his leg raising him up by a foot causing him to dangle by one leg. "I can't let my baby brother die; if you don't stop I will be forced to stop you" I couldn't really take him serious with his teddy bear panties in my face.
"Onee-chan you are hurting me" His eyes watered. "It hurts!" he said, it made me release him immediately. He smirked as I let go.
"Ever the sap, Euphy?" he asked.
"Lelouch please don't do this" I pleaded. I could not save Lelouch alone. I need help, if only there were some super heroes in school who weren't Lancelot and Tristan. Lelouch left me standing there knowing I could never really hurt him. I used to play blocks with him and he'd call me 'onee-chan'.
SUZAKU POV
Gino growled as he sat beside me at the dining table, he ran a hand through his hair. Then turned to me, the look he gave me made my heart freeze. Had our identities been compromised?
"I know who Zero is and if I am right Kallen is Guren the wicked." He looked broken. "The worst part is that I still like her". I smirked and shook my head, now he'd know how it feels fighting the love of your life, his words clicked. 'I know who Zero' my eyes widened.
"Dude, who?" I asked.
"The student council weirdo, Nina." Gino said, my mouth dropped open in shock and annoyance, bullshit. "I mean, she and Kallen are fucking close and-"
"Deal breaker if Zero is Nina. Also Zero is a dude, a dude with red eyes" I snapped.
"I know but Kallen is Guren. I used thunder to cause a deep mark on the side of Guren's neck, in the picture I paid Moa to take of Kallen today." Gino glared at me. "Nina and Kallen are the two closest, it has to be her."
"I doubt it, I heard Zero's voice. It is not Nina." I snapped, the very thought of it being someone like her and not a sexy guy irritated me.
"Think about it, she's super smart. Good looking to some and is short, frail and flat chested just the way you like 'em." Gino said teasing me and successfully pissing me off. He was destroying my dreams.
To be continued... when I feel like it :p
