Enzo here. For this chappie, as I have no authorised XL quote to use for it, I'll use a Portal quote instead.
The Fourth Day of Christmas – Donations
"Odd," moaned Yumi, turning her back on the table, "do you really have to eat like that?"
Odd looked at her. "What's wrong?" he asked, spraying crumbs all over the table.
Aelita winced. "That."
"What?"
Whilst the purple clad boy was speaking to the girls, another conversation was also being held.
"He'll never stop eating like that," Ulrich sighed. "We'll have to endure it for all eternity. Oh woe is us!"
Jeremie smirked. "I wouldn't be too sure about that, Ulrich."
"Why?"
Jer winked, then turned to face the cat-boy. "Hey, Odd! Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls?"
Odd paled several shades, and his eating speed slowed down. "You're kidding, right?"
"Nope."
Odd's face turned stark white. "I'm…. n-not that h-h-hungry," he stammered, before dashing off, leaving his tray on the table.
"Finally, peace and quiet," Aelita said, laying her head on the table, "but did you have to go that far? You know that he hates talking about what's inside the body."
Yumi rolled her eyes. "That was kinda the point, Princess. If it stopped him eating like a black hole, then I don't care how scared he is. The ends justify the means, right?"
Aelita sighed. "Right."
"OBJECTION!"
"Why are you objecting?"
"Karl, there is a dead human in our house!"
"WHAT?!?! What did you do?"
"And who the hell is Karl?"
Jeremie paused. "Good question. I don't have the answer to that one."
"A question Einstein can't answer? The world is ending!"
"Shut up."
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture
Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!"GLaDOS, Portal
