Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Authors Note: Sorry this chapter was later then the others. I was DETERMINED to get Eiko cosplay done. And this chapter is sort of a filler. Next chapter shall pwn! In other news..I reread Kingdom Hearts GONE WILD (my old fic). Wow. I was so random...it's funny!
Genderless...One without a Gender
Chapter Four: Daze and Delinquency
(START: April 9th FINISH: April 16th)
Let us explain the story thus far.
My mother got me a job at a place where they solve murder cases and such. One day they get a case that baffles them and they need me to change genders and go to an all boys school. When I go to this school I realize that most everyone is gay and they happen to have a strange obsession with uke's and their asses. And no, I don't mean donkey. I meet two boys, Tidus and Sora (he's sooo pretty!), who happened to be good friends with the victim.
After being almost caught for my true gender multiple times they take me on a tour, where I learned that Wakka's body (Wakka was the victim) was found in the bath and so no one goes there anymore. To stop the multiple attacks towards me, Sora kissed my forehead and pretended to be seme (..I had to add that part in.). Cid calls me for progress and the boy that happened to over hear the conversation is my child hood enemy!
Turns out he doesn't recognize me, or at least girl me. I quickly escape that sticky situation and come back to my room to see the two boys fretting over girls and pizza, where I learn of Sora's crush, Namine. Riku then magically appear and we all get pizza together. During this pizza trip I learn Riku picked on me as a kid because he liked me.
Sounds like a soap opera, doesn't it?
Well right now I'm in bed writing up notes from the previous day. You know, stuff like 'Sora is sensitive to so and so subject' and stuff like that. Wouldn't it be easier just to put a spy camera on me or something?
But then of course, this is Cid we are talking about.
After I finished writing my first day report, I hide my notebook in my pillow (not pillow case..the actual pillow) and hoped off the bed. "It's six in the morning," I yawned. I had woke up early to finish yesterday's notes and to wake up early to take a bath, for safety of my true gender. So, grabbing my clothes (gauze included), towel, and 'others', I head out of my dorm room.
"Didn't they say the bath is on the third floor?" I mumbled tiredly to myself as I roamed the deserted hallway. Yawning once again, I head for the giant glowing sign (or what it seems to me. Heck, I'm still have asleep) marked 'stairs' and head towards it.
Once I was on the third floor I saw it hadn't been visited in awhile. The floors were dusty from lack of walking on, the windows were practically turning yellow from the cleaners ignoring them, and the walls seemed to be moldy. Then I thought to myself, 'I wonder if this happened before or after Wakka died...'
After turning a corner (or two, I'm sort of lost up here) I found a door that was brighter then the others. My natural curiously taking over me, I moved towards it. A small, barely visable sign to the right of it read Bath.
'This is where he was murdered...' I thought to myself nervously. Suddenly, my heart sank. Despite that feeling I reached towards the door to open it. Inside it looked, well, creepy. Light shown through a small window and the light trailing from it made the dust sparkle. It made the room seem dim and haunted. It sent shivers down my boy like spin.
As I observed the room I saw the following: sinks, a rather large bath tub, and a shower head. 'I wonder if they checked this room,' I thought as I walked over to the bath. 'Duh. Of course they did. But is there anything they missed?'
Another curiosity attack struck me and I titled my head up. Something instantly caught my eye. A tile on the ceiling not to far away from the shower head looked like it was brand new. I reminded myself to make note of that. Nothing else caught my eye right away except for the fact that this bathroom probably hadn't been cleaned since Wakka's death. No way was I bathing up here. So, I decided to turn around and head for the bath house.
"Going somewhere, uke-chan?" said a familiar smirking voice. Sora? He calls me uke-chan. Riku? He has that type of voice. I turned around and saw a familiar face with an unfamiliar body attached.
"And you are?" I asked the teen. I looked at him further. He looked a scary lot like Sora, except for the fact his hair looked like it was styled to look like he was in a wind storm (either that or it's bed head) and blonde and he was slightly more pale.
"Roxas," he said straight forward. "And your making a lot of noise above my room."
"Your room?" I repeated him in a question. "You mean your room is below...?"
"Yeah," Roxas yawned. God I had gotten to the bad side of this guy already. I would be cranky too if I had been woken up at dawn. "But it isn't as creepy as sleeping in the same bed he slept in."
"How did you know I'm rooming with Tidus?"
"I just know," was his simple reply. Wow, aren't we rude!
"Well," I decided to change the subject. He was, after all, kind of creepy. "I'll just go walk down to the bath house then." I turned to walk past him when something seemed to shine on his face and I was compelled to ask him, "Do you know anyone named Sora?"
"Wish I didn't," he grumbled. When I gave him my confused look he smiled and answered my non-verbal question, "He's my cousin."
"Okay," I nodded and walked past him. Wow, small word. "Thank you."
"Whatever," he yawned. "Don't come on this floor again, okay? You could get in trouble."
"Thank you," I repeated. And I took his advice. No way I was coming up here again.
At least, not alone.
So, I got up off my ass and walked to this so called bath house. But see, I had a plan to going there. No way was I going as a guy. There was a chance someone would see me in the guy's bath. I'm pretty sure guys don't have boobs and a vagina.
Unless health class taught me wrong.
My plan to take a bath consisted of the following. First, go downstairs back to room and get clothes. Step two, go outside of building. The third part was to go into a near by store and change into extra clothes I got. Why? Because they were girl clothes. I was taking a bath as a girl, God Dammit! If anyone asks why I was in the girls bath I can smile plainly and simply by saying, "I'm Kairi. You know, Kairi's sister."
See? It's perfect. No flaws what so ever. I am a genius.
And my last step was to go to the bath house, of course.
So I did. I went in, bought a years pass (Out of my own pocket, cough CID! uncough) and went into the girls room to change into my towel.
"Look into your heart and let your body go crazy," I sang as I made my way to the (empty!) bath. "Get up here and...something, something!" Heck, I never memorize songs. I flung my towel across the room and literally did a canon ball into the bath. Once the water settled I yelled out, "I LOVE FREE BOOBS!" Yes, I'm very happy to get away from that binding. Hello boobs! How are you today?
"Excuse me?" a quiet voice asked. There was another girl in the bath. Kairi, your stupid as hell.
"Sorry," I blushed in embarrassment. "It's my first time in a public bath and I didn't know anyone else was in here." This was so relieving! The first time in a day I could tell the truth.
"It's okay," she smiled. Why does she look so familiar? "I did the same thing my first time. But then again, I was three at the time."
"NAMINE!" I exclaimed loudly and pointed at her. "Your Namine!"
"How'd you know?" she asked, raising her eyebrow at me.
"Heard of you," I laughed. I decided to change the subject before she got too suspicious. "So ..You dated Riku before?"
"Wish I didn't," The second time I heard that today. "He is so full of himself."
"Tell me about it." We were at an agreement. How could I hate this girl? She's only said a few words to me but I can tell she's pretty cool. I can see why he liked her.
"All the time when we were dating he would always say I looked like a girl he liked when he was little," she ranted to me. "How pathetic is that? Having like, a what, seven year crush? He's so stupid."
"Very," I laughed, knowing that girl was me. We really didn't have much to say to each other for awhile. I mean, after all, we were two girls alone in the bath (even though she was at least five yards away from me).
"I have to get ready for school," she stood up suddenly. Oh crap, so do I! "I'll see you later, okay?"
"Okay. See you!" I waited until she was out of the room and got my towel. I quickly changed and everything became like a video game. Yes. My life is like a video game.
KAIRI 'THE UKE SHOJO' 2000!
Goal? Not to let people see you with boobs.
I waved goodbye to the owners and ran out of that place faster then I have ever ran. It was seven thirty. Registration for classes started in fifteen minutes. Next level in my video game life? To find an alley to change in. I eventually did so but I had to have a hobo wake up and stare at my very oddly. Level up?
I ran across the street back to the dorms where I met the gang.
"Kairi!" Sora threw a book bag at me along with a schedule of my classes. "You were almost late so we picked your classes for you."
"Now you have more with us," Tidus grinned like a little boy. I looked down at my sheet
KAIRI - SOPHOMORE - AGE 15
PERIOD 1: English with Mr. Goofy
PERIOD 2: Study Hall with Mr. Pete
PERIOD 3: Geography with Mr. Auron
PERIOD 4: Theatre with Mr. Demyx
PERIOD 5: Algebra with Mr. Donald
PERIOD 6: Volleyball
PERIOD 7: Biology with Mr. Mickey
"Volleyball?" I laughed when I saw sixth period. "What the hell?"
"It was the only sport left," Sora shrugged. I looked over my schedule again.
"Mr. Goofy?" I laughed once more. "What kind of name is that?"
"Holy!" Riku exclaimed as he snatched my schedule out of my hands. I groaned in annoyance. When in the hell did he get here? "You have Goofy? Lucky ass. He's the best teacher in the whole school!"
Tidus looked over Riku's shoulder to gaze at my schedule. "But then again she also has Auron, Donald, and Pete. They suck."
"But," Sora looked over Riku's other shoulder. "Demyx and Mickey are pretty cool. Whatever the case your schedule is better then mine."
"You have Algebra and Biology with me," Tidus mumbled more to himself then me.
"English and Geography with me," Sora told me straight to my face. "YES! I have Goofy!"
"And I'm the coach for the volleyball team," Riku winked at me. You know what? Screw you Riku. I hate high school... "Be ready to work your ass off, uke."
"My name is Kairi...bitch," mumbling the last thing under my breath. We haven't even started classes yet. I have been here less then twenty four hours. But I can already tell that boy Kairi's life is going to suck.
End of Chapter
Authors Note: Note to all of you, I have played so very little of Kingdom Hearts II so far. I don't have much time. So, I don't know Roxas' character far too well. His voice in Japanese is so cute, I love it. Jesse McCartney? Bleh. Could have gotten a better voice actor for him
