Drake and Gil were a couple of sharks.

They are happy, fun, beautiful sharks. When L-e-wis went swimming in the ocean, Gil tore off his swim trunks with her razor sharp teeth! L-e-wis cried underwater for nearly 5 hours, filling the ocean with his tears. His Taco Bell fancy $40 burrito was then stolen by Drake (even though it was drenched with teary water) and eaten right in front of Lewis! The ocean nearly flooded the whole Australian state because East America didn't like it and really hated L-e-wis' tears.

Lewis was sad. But then Cleo got angry. Emma punched her, like Rikki punches her drink and bathroom wall. Sometimes Rikki likes to eat her bathroom wall. And cover it with ranch dressing. She also doesn't like it when cats bathes themselves, so she licks her own cats fur. Like My Strange Addiction. Great episode

Speaking of walls, Drake's wall felt neglected. Drake hadn't spoken to his wall since he met Emma Gilbert.

The wall fell down upon Emma with a sickening sound. It made everyone feel sick.

It was that bad

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Drake cried to the early sunriseset/midday sky. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Emma was killed to death.

"My ICE QUEEN! HOW COULD YOU?" drAke screeched, kicking and punching his wall, which was now a pile of debris. But..suddenly! What's this? Drake frantically and slowly searched through the pile of debris and Lewis' clothes. He then found his beautiful wife Emma.

"Emma...No..speak to me," Drake cried to tears. He anxiously and calmly tore into Lewis' hat and began to eat it.

"Dwaaaaaaaakeeeeee!" Emma resurrected herself. "I am alliveee, but I lost muyoi Amewwicaaan accent! I can nevuuhhh speeek nowwwmaaalllyy again!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEN DIE YOU DONKEY!" Drake stormed off like an angry storm that was brewing angrily, particularly in Florida. Sandy 2.0. Why was the World so cruel to him?

"No! Dwwakee! Muy twuuu luuuvvv! Waaahhhaaiitt fuuoooww meeeeee!"

"DON'T EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!" Drake roared. He then stole Lewis' cell brick phone and immediately called Josh.

"JOSH!"

"Da-RAKE! DON'T HANG UP ON ME. WHERE ARE YOU?"

"THE OCEAN! Josh! I became a shark-no! The KING of all sharks. And I have no job, no home, and no love!" Drake sobbed in a totally pathetic Lewis-like way.

Emma ran into Drake's stomach.

"Nuuuoaaah, Draayyyke! Duunnn't leave mayyy, pleaawwwsseee. I-I want tuy bay your queen!." Drake froze.

Emma froze him. Literally….froze.

He was the Ice King of sharks and rockstars. But he was probably dead.

Unless he could be revived.

Josh panicked on the other line, understanding what must have happened. He was very concerned.

"HUG ME BROTHA!" Josh began to cry, wheeze, and wail like his Australian counterpart.

Suddenly, Drake became alive. He let out an ear-piercing scream into the phone. Josh screamed as well. He fell out of his chair and began to spaz out like Josh usually does. Josh is the epitome of patheticness. Or just Lewis.

"I AM THE ICE KING OF SHARKS AND ROCKSTARS!" Drake bellowed. "FEAR ME! I AM THE ULTIMATE RULER!"

"oh, no," Josh sobbed quietly as he rubbed his stomach and patted his head. He had extreme difficulty trying to go counterclockwise. Josh continued to cry into the phone. His tears were actually leaking through the damn phone. Not to mention his sweat.

"Drake, during this phone conversation, Megan was tracing your phone IP address or whatever you want to call it. You will be BANNED from Australia! You're coming home!" Josh declared.

"Josh, I only got BANNED from the MARCHING BAND."

"BOOOOOO" Lewis screamed at the joke. He had reemerged from the water.

"THAT WASN'T A JOKE!" Drake roared, throwing Lewis onto the roof. "I was banned because I kept telling Clayton he wasn't playing the right J notes! And then I told Luckenbill that I couldn't read LEGER LINES! And then I drove the marching band truck onto the sidewalk, drove through a stop sign, nearly killing a cat!"

"Who?"

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, LEWIS!"

Lewis then melted through the roof and slid like a slug into the ocean. Cleo desperately followed her friend, transforming into a mermaid-seal and screaming. Drake rolled his eyes into the back of his skull before shouting,

"Josh, you can't take me back to Am-eeerrrrr-rrrreeeeka. I have to get my music career starting again. First, I'll become manager at this hellish juice bar that CLEARLY needs some adjustments. Then, I will force Emile to re-hire me. I will use extra auto tune and make fun of Justin Bieber and then I will become broke, only to make hints of Drake and Josh reunion special."

"I'm calling the airport. I'm going to Australia, ASAP….ASAP!" Josh yelled, panicking.

"DON'T YOU DARE!" Drake's rockstar-ice-shark powers melted through the phone.

~DRAKE2O~

Josh suddenly felt very cold! Oh no!

"Megan, it's a little chilly. Get me a jacket."

"No," Megan left the room. Josh then ended the call, only to fall down the stairs since he was just so chilly. He actually then fell into a bowl of chili. Chilly chili. HA HA HA HA, GET IT?!

"Dad! Mom! Please, help me!" Josh begged. Walter rolled off the couch like the lazy blob he is and ran over to his favorite-er….his son.

"What's wrong, Josh?" Walter asked, furrowing his caterpillarish-eyebrows. Josh had been home for only a few hours, but even he could tell that something was wrong.

"Something's wrong with Drake! I gotta go to Australia and save him...I have to!"

"NO!" Walter screamed. Josh gave him a funny look. Walter then laughed extremely nervously and then gently said, "Josh, w-w-w-what are you talking about?" he stuttered.

Josh glared at his father. "I know what you and Mom did…" the dramatic music in the background intensified. The camera zoomed in on Josh's face, before panning to Walter's.

"You...Sent DRAKE...out of his own COUNTRY...To be hired by a SUSPICIOUS guy who claims to be involved in the music business..How could you?" Tears streamed down Josh's slightly chubby cheeks. Well, they were a bit more defined now, but "chubby" is a funny word.

"I...I-"

"YOU WHAT?" Audrey cut in, dropping her bowl and spoon of cumin onto the floor. Apparently she didn't realize that her son had been missing for DAYS.

"I-eye-I-eeee-I believe in ALL that I can beeeeee, and I-eye-I-eeee-I feel like the air now I can't breathe-" Walter began to sing as he walked away. Some people hated conflict. Megan began to secretly videotape him for her website.

"DAD, NO! Stop acting like Bella….er stop singing that song!" Josh protested as his mother sobbed hysterically.

"Josh." His father's tone became serious...at least, as serious as Walter could be. "Australia...is a dangerous place. It is very very unsafe. But Drake will be… much better there than here."

"You sent Drake there, and now I have to save him. You know he cannot survive in the wild on his own! Goodbye, father. Bye, Megs. Mom...I'll get Drake back. Please don't cry."

"Josh...be safe, Josh. Don't go to Mako." Walter whispered to the air. Even Megan was a little creeped out at this point. Was Walter a former merman? Or "Shark" as Drake had said on the phone. He didn't know now, but maybe he'd find all of the answers he was looking for in Australia. Or just Yahoo! Answers, if he becomes that desperate.

Josh walked out with his own credit card. He was an adult, damn it, and he had his own income.

Josh was a badass.

But was he badass enough for Australia?