Liechtenstein was going home. She had gone shopping all day, and now she was kinda tired.
She got into a café to get something to drink. While she was there simply enjoying the cozy athmosphere, a guy sat at the same table she was using.
Oh! it was Germany! One of the few guys that didn't make passes at her. She smiled politely and asked "Hello, mr Germany. How are you doing?"
Ludwig gave a wide grin and said "Very well now that I've seen you, sweetie..."
Liechtenstein blushed. What had he just said?
"Uhm... thank you..."
Ludwig got nearer to her. "Aren't you a cutie when you blush... I could eat you up!"
Just when Liechtenstein was very close to fainting, Switzerland got into the same café. And he wasn't pleased.
"YOU! What the hell are you doing with my sister! Get lost!"
Ludwig didn't falter. "Oh, hello, you. Me and your sister are just having a good time. Aren't we, sweetheart?"
Switzerland got his guns out and pointed them straight at Ludwig's vital regions.
"Get. The. Hell. Out. Of. Here." He said while loading his weapons.
Ludwig shivered. His courage wasn't the same after he took the potion. He held up his hands and tried to reason with the pissed off Swiss. "Like you would even dare. That would cause a war. And you never go to war."
Switzerland blushed in anger. He was going to pull the trigger and make Germany regret being born.
"S-stop! Big brother, don't kill him! It's okay, we were just talking!"
Ludwig quickly added "Yeah, you heard the chick! Come on, don't do things you'll regret!"
Switzerland was sooo going to murder him. Hiding behind a woman's skirt, pathetic…
"STOP! STOP RIGHT THERE!"
All three parties involved looked towards the voice. It was Feliciano.
Switzerland cursed. What was with perverts and no – use idiots being all over the place today?
"It's okay, Svizzera. I'm taking him home. I've been looking for him everywhere."
Switzerland snorted. "He's lucky I didn't blast his balls off already. Come on sis, we're going home."
While the two siblings were going away, Italy did something he had never done.
He started lecturing Germany.
"You no – good kraut! What the hell were you thinking? You're not getting any wurst tonight! Bad boy!"
Ludwig didn't lose heart. "Oh oh, Feli, look who's all jealous…"
Feli blushed. "I'm not jealous! You just can't go around pestering well – behaved girls! That's wrong!"
Ludwig pouted. "But you always do that…"
Feli shook his head. It was true, but still!
"Yeah, but I am the irresponsible, latin – lover, lovey – dovey guy in this place! You should be the one setting an example for the world! And, I can't stand being responsible anymore! It's like… argh! Whatever! We're going home! Now!"
Ludwig didn't move.
Feli felt on the verge of tears. "Please, please, Ludwig, can't we go home already?"
Ludwig smiled and said "Sweetie, if I behave and we go home, can I have something in exchange?"
Feli wanted to bang his head really hard on a wall. "It depends. What is it?"
Ludwig kept the smile in place and said "I want you to eat potatoes and wurst in front of me! Butt – nak…"
Feli pressed both his hands on Ludwig's mouth before he could finish the sentence. What the hell! Arthur was so going to receive a declaration of war…
"J-just follow me. And NO, I'm not going to do it!"
Feli was depressed. If a normal Ludwig had asked him such a thing, all adorable, embarassed and blushing, he would have done it gladly. But at the moment, he looked as adorable and shy as a pig in heat.
While he was dragging a very giggly Ludwig home, he wondered if this was how he looked in the German's eyes. Was he as obnoxious, intolerable and ridiculos like Ludwig?
He sincerely hoped not. He'd have to ask.
Feli has saved Ludwig! Omigawd, Hell has frozen over!
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