Alright, and here's chapter four. I'm sure most of you caught on that I will use italics to describe things that happen in the mind, such as delusions and thoughts, or for things that are intended to be sung, like Gideon's song. And now for the shout outs to the ones who took the time to decode the code and leave a review:

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For those that simply left a review, I'm glad you're reviewing, and every positive review is great, and if there's any with constructive criticism, pointing out what did wrong or how to improve something, then I'm thankful for that. So far I hadn't had any haters, but even then, the reviews of flamers would be sent to Serafall to deal with, and she uses the wand.

Disclaimer: Usual disclaimer, even if the site is supposed to do that by virtue of being fanfiction, that Highschool DxD and Gravity Falls are intellectual properties that are not owned by me. This story is co-written with shadowwriter329, and he doesn't own the IPs either, unless he's secretly the author of Highschool DxD or Alex Hirsch and not telling me.


The Mystery Shack was being prepared for a party, of course the only thing interesting that happened after the hollow incident, and then was Dipper meeting a bunch of Minotaurs calling themselves Manotaurs. The Manotaur incident was just Dipper not feeling confident when he was picked on for not being what some people called manly, of course by the end of it, Leaderaur and the other Manotaurs learned to not mess with the son of Leviathan. Dipper didn't hurt them, but Serafall did cause freezing hell in their 'man cave'. As for the party preparation, drinks were being placed on the table, streamers and such. Soos, Stan, Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy were there, but there were more then just those that regularly attended the Mystery Shack.

"I hope you're feeling better, despite the weakness to light, holy items like crosses, holy water, and so on." Dipper told Wendy, as she had been trying to do things as normal and noticed some of the things.

"I'm just amazed that there are more devils then I thought. Although it is kind of hard to believe that the Kim Possible is a devil." Wendy said as she noticed a lithe framed red head teen girl helping out with the decorations. It was hard to believe that someone famous for being a secret agent or spy styled individual, even if she was public because of a website, helping out with the party decorations.

"Yeah, Mabel and I sort of traveled around a bit. Juuban, Nerima, Hawaii, Middleton Colorado. Mom thought it would be a good idea to go around, and we can use magic to teleport. It's easy enough when you have something to lock on to, like a seal, but I wouldn't try going to a place that's unfamiliar using teleportation." Dipper said as he had mentioned the places he and Mabel had been while traveling around.

"You've been to Japan and Hawaii? That's so cool man." Wendy was surprised at the places mentioned.

"Hey, time is money newbie, so get back to work!" Another Japanese girl that was a bit older then them told them, her hair was short and brown in a page-boy style cut, and she definitely had a figure that was seen in the short pants and tight shirt as she was next to Stan helping to get things going.

"I'll help, and I can tell you a bit more about the Evil Piece System while we work. Nabiki does kind of remind me of Stan, now that I see them working together." Dipper did see that they two were kind of alike, as they both were basically con artists.

"Yeah, they seem to like yelling at us, and barking orders." Wendy joked. "Think they're related?"

"The fact sis gets along with a con man is bad enough!" Another girl stated, having short shaded blue hair and wearing a comfortable summer blouse and long skirt stated, passing them carrying several supplies. "I don't want or need more nightmare fuel."

"Wendy this is Akane Tendo." Dipper introduced. "She's Nabiki's little sister, and in my sister's peerage. Akane this is my newest member of my peerage Wendy."

"Hey," Wendy greeted to which Akane nodded and went back to work. "She seems alright."

Dipper shrugged. "Akane has a few issues to work out. As I was saying before, the evil pieces are based on chess pieces and each piece has a different value and ability."

"So if we're all chess pieces then you're the king right?" Wendy guessed.

Dipper nodded. "Every devil that's high class devil that gets a peerage use the king piece to activate the other pieces, and use them make others into devils. Other than that a peerage gets one queen, two knights, two bishops, two rooks and eight pawns."

"So, what am I then?" Wendy asked.

Dipper smiled at her. "I used a knight piece to save you. Knights are worth three pawn pieces, and gain an incredible amount of speed. Most use swords or weapons to complement this."

"So I get super speed? Sweet." Wendy mused to herself, having not really noticed much, "But I'm pretty good at using an axe."

"Good to know." Dipper said, "Karin is my other knight, and she'll show you the ropes at handling your new speed. Afterwards I think Ichigo will be able to help."

"Ichigo?" Wendy asked, "Is he another devil?"

Dipper shook his head. "He's not a devil, but he's Karin's and Yuzu's older brother. You think Karin or some of the others are fast? Ichigo is one of the fastest I've ever see and he's not even a knight or devil."

"Wow." Wendy said amazed glancing at the other twins who were putting up different decorations. "So what's Yuzu's piece?"

Dipper held up a finger. "She's my bishop. Bishops are also worth three pawn pieces, and gain a natural boost in magic abilities. They usually are support pieces with shooting spells from a distance or healing and aiding other members of a peerage. Yuzu basically infuses arrows with magic, but she could make a bow out of magic, even the elements if she's skilled enough."

"Yeah I remember that," Wendy said as she watched a tall teen with black hair tied in a small pig tail wearing an Asian silk like shirt, setting a table of drinks before a girl with purple hair jumped onto his back as he struggled to keep his balance and not fall onto the drinks. "So rooks are next right?"

"That's right," Dipper said watching the same scene amused, "Rooks are worth five pawn pieces and gain strength and defense. They're pretty much the tanks of the peerage." He points to the pair which now had the girl standing next to the boy as he seems to try to tell her off but the girl was just smiling "Those are my rooks, Ranma and Shampoo."

Wendy blinked at the name, "That's her name?"

Dipper shrugged, "Her actual name is Xian-Pu, but that's what her name translates to and what she mostly goes by. Anyway, next we have the pawns, which are the most numerous, but not to be underestimated. They don't gain much at first, but can gain the powers of the other pieces at a given time for battle. Nabiki's my pawn"

"I'll take your word for it," Wendy said trying to remember all of this.

Dipper nodded. "And the final, and most powerful piece is the queen."

A figure walked over and bowed to Dipper, "You're quite the flatterer master."

Wendy looked at the new girl a year or two older then she was surprised by her appearance with fair skin and long flowing red hair and lovely blue eyes, as opposed to Kim's green or her own brown. She wore a maid uniform that Wendy would have to admit was quite sexy looking with the short skirt and opening in the top to show some cleavage. Dipper smiled seeing her. "Bloom nice to see you're back. Did you bring what I asked?"

The girl nodded and gave Dipper a bag. "everything you asked for master."

Wendy raised a brow, "Who's this?"

Dipper remembered Wendy and he coughed uncomfortably "Wendy this is Bloom, my queen. Bloom this is Wendy my new knight."

Bloom did a small curtsy. "Welcome to the peerage Wendy. I look forward to working with you."

Nabiki noticed Bloom. "Great you're here Bloom; I've got a job for you."

Bloom curtsied to Dipper before following Nabiki. Wendy smirked teasingly at Dipper, "So do all members wear maid uniforms or just the ones you like?"

"I never told her to wear it, it's all her." Dipper said quickly to which Wendy chuckled.

"So whose birthday is it anyways?" Ron asked, after he finished with part of the homemade snacks.

"No one's." Stan said, "I figure it would be a good way to get kids and teens to come spend money at the shack. If they want fun, I'll smother them with it."

This last part was more to himself, though with his crazy look it might not work that way. "Don't say crap like that!" Nabiki said, "It'll scare them off before we get paid."

"We are getting paid, right?" Akane asked with narrowed eyes at her sister.

Stan rolled his eyes, "of course not. I'm signing a bunch of your contracts, and letting you in for free."

"We'll still have some jobs while here. Nabiki stated getting a clip board out. "Since Soos works for free, and the fact he begged me to, he's on DJ duty."

"Yes!" Soos said pumping his fist, "I got this book so I can DJ, r-r-r-right!"

Nabiki gave a deadpan look at the book Soos held. "Not encouraging." Then she went back to her role. "Ron and Shampoo are on catering. Akane, because you're likely to conjure some eldritch horror, you're forbidden from the kitchen."

Ron Stoppable grinned while Shampoo nodded. Akane however huffed and crossed her arms looking away. Nabiki ignored her and turned to Kim, "Kim you're on fan duty. Mingle with the kids, autograph stuff and get pictures taken with them. It will help with contracts later, and get more people to stop by this place. Lilo you're on picture duty. Anyone that wants their picture taken with Kim is charged five dollars. If they want more pictures than double it."

A small Hawaiian girl about thirteen or fourteen years old nodded. "You got it. Right Stitch?"

A small blue dog…koala…thing with a round nose and big ears nodded, "Eh."

Nabiki gave her a look. "You're also on Stitch duty. Keep him from wrecking the place."

Wendy leaned over and whispered to Dipper. "Is that a demon dog from Hell or something?"

"Would you believe me if I said that is an alien? And we don't live in Hell, just the Underworld." Dipper replied, not noticing that Wendy was socked that Aliens also existed, realizing that there was more on Earth and in Heaven then human philosophy had dreamt.

Nabiki then said to the rest. "Everyone else will be switching with each other at the admission booth. Two people in the front at a time, and the rest can party. Don't forget to advertise for future contracts."

That's when Nabiki handed a flier to Dipper. "Now Dipper, would you be a dear and make some copies of this and post them around town? We'll need the advertisement."

"A trip to the copier store? That sounds like fun!" Mabel said as she was all for going there.

"Calendars, coffee mugs, T-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store." Everyone stared at Soos for the actually catchy phrase before he added, "It's not their slogan, that's just how I feel about the copier store."

"Save the trip, you know that old copier in my office?" Stan interrupted, asking about the broken down copier that practically no one used because it was out of order. "I finally fixed the old girl up, get to copying and get passing it around town."


The party was starting, and the only weird thing that happened was that Dipper and Mabel, along with Bloom, discovered that the copier machine could actually copy people.

"Thanks for coming to the Mystery Party, have fun." Dipper said as he sold another ticket, he and Wendy had the first shift with the ticket counter, so that the others could party first, Bloom offered to work with Dipper, but Stan assigned Wendy to first shift since she was an actual employee of the Mystery Shack.

"You know, I can't wait to get in there, it looks awesome!" Wendy said as she was taught how to bring out her devil wings, even if she didn't have them out right now.

"Yeah, but we should be switching soon." Dipper said, as Ranma and Ron were soon there, but something was wrong.

"Alright, it's our time to switch out." Wendy was surprised that there was another busty redheaded girl, but Ron managed to clear things up.

"It's a weird Chinese curse that turns Ranma into a girl. After this, I'm hoping to get some bon-diggity partying done, boo-yeah!" Ron commented as Wendy and Dipper entered the party itself. Wendy glanced at Dipper with a raised brow.

Dipper answered the unasked question, "Ranma fell into a cursed spring while in China, and is now cursed to turn into a girl when splashed with cold water. Warm water turns him back."

"Wow," Wendy said, "Sounds tough."

Dipper nodded, "Yeah I can't really say much since he might turn into a girl. but at least he's still human. Shampoo turns into a cat with her curse."

"Okay so don't get them wet," Wendy noted. "Couldn't you do anything for him?"

Dipper shook his head. "I tried. I used what connections I had, and researched potential cures but from what I can find out that curse he's got is really powerful. Nothing I could do would cure it."

"Wow that sucks." Wendy admitted, "How did he become your rook then?"

"Ranma is rough but honorable." Dipper explained, "Even after failing to help him, we still did a few more contracts. They were mostly for training stuff, but he later he found out about the evil pieces and how he can become stronger being a devil. Plus, he also took a chance it can cure his curse or find a way to get a cure. As you can it didn't work so well."

Wendy whistled, "Man that guy really has no luck."

"Tell me about it," Dipper said with a chuckle, "And because of Ranma joining Shampoo begged me to have her join too. Let me tell you she is very determined and very strong so I didn't have much a reason to say no."

"So she likes him?" Wendy asked.

"Like you wouldn't believe" Dipper muttered.

They walked by the kids and teens dancing away, some enjoying the snacks and some getting their pictures taken with Kim or having her sign their shirts. Soos was manning the DJ station before he said over the mic, "The energy, it's electric!" he pushed trying to find the right key to make the sound effect while muttering "lightening, lightening, lightening," as he pressed keys which made sounds of a duck quacking, a dog bark and a dude saying "yeah!"

They meet Stan and Nabiki watching from the side, Stan dressed in an open neck shirt, nice pants, a gold chain necklace and his fez. He laughed seeing his nephew, "Can I throw a party or what?"

Wendy rolled her eyes while Dipper shrugged. Stan then chuckled before adding, "and if anyone wants to leave early, I'm charging an exit fee of fifteen bucks."

Nabiki blinked before she said, "That's kind of smart."

Down below Lee and Nate were panicking, "I spent the last of my money getting that photo with Kim Possible."

"We're trapped!" The two, Lee and Nate, had panicked and tried to get out through the window, even if they wouldn't get out.

Wendy laughed seeing her friends like that. "What are we Dipper? Let's party."

Dipper grinned as he walked with Wendy watching their friends dancing, hang out or just goof off. Dipper was pulled and he found Bloom holding his arm, "May I have your first dance master?"

"Hey Bloom," Dipper said smiling, "You look great. It's rare to see you without the maid outfit."

It was true Bloom was not wearing her usual maid uniform. Right now she was wearing tight denim jeans and a blue t-shirt that looked small round the chest area, showing off her bust and stopped above her navel. Bloom smiled and did a small spin to show Dipper, "I know but Nabiki said I shouldn't wear it as it might give some of the boys the wrong idea."

Dipper chuckled, "Bloom you can get a guy's attention in almost anything."

"Only if that guy is you master," Bloom said with a wink.

Mabel was having a blast dancing with Akane and her other friends. But she was dancing for a while and needed to sit down for a minute. She took a drink of her water when she noticed the two girls next to her. They were both her age, fifteen, but one was clearly of Asian descent with long dark hair, a pair of glasses, and a nice body, not as nice as Mabel's with her fantastic bust, but she was a good looker. The other was also decent looking in terms of feminine appearance, including brown hair that was tied in a ponytail, but was slightly more muscular, like a lady wrestler, one of the hot ones.

"Hi, I'm Mabel." Mabel started talking with the two as she went to look at the party, "This is some party right?"

"It is nice." The dark haired said as she felt the friendliness of the devil girl, even if she didn't know the devil part. "I am Candy Chu, and this is my friend Grenda."

"Hello." The voice was rough and low, but not completely unfeminine. Grenda made a motion and that's when Mabel noticed something.

"Oh my gosh! Is that a lizard!?" Mabel got the confirmation, and realized that she had found some new friends, her people.


As Mabel was meeting new friends, Dipper had finished his dance with Bloom and bumped into a new person.

"Sorry." The girl was definitely attractive, and her bust spoke for itself, even if it didn't quite match his sister's. It felt weird to compare the blonde haired green eyed girl in front of him to his sister, but it was also understandable since few people could fully match something he, typically unintended, saw on a daily basis.

"You should be more careful!" The girl said as she looked over Dipper. She seemed to not think as much of him, but she seemed polite, to a degree. "And who are you?"

"I'm Dipper Pines."

"Pacifica Northwest, and what's this supposed to be?" Pacifica eyed a flier that Dipper had handed her. It was something that she would've found in those occult shows, even if she only saw them only once or twice.

"Oh, just a little something for later. If you want." Dipper said awkwardly as he tried to think of something else to say. "So, enjoying the party?"

"It's alright." Pacifica admitted, "Kind of surprised that this place was throwing a party. I heard the owner's a cheap fraud, but he's a throwing a party with the Kim Possible."

Dipper chuckled shrugging, "Yeah well, people can be surprise you sometimes."

"I can agree with that," Pacifica said glancing at the flier once before she pockets it. She raised a brow looking Dipper over, "You're new around here aren't you?"

Dipper smiled, "Just here for the summer. But that's not a bad thing right?"

Pacifica rolled her eyes but the ghost of a smile was on her face, "you're lucky you're cute."

"But at least I'll see you around I hope," Dipper asked.

Pacifica gave him a smirk, "If you're staying in Gravity Falls then you'll see a lot more of me."

Dipper raised a brow but shrugged thinking it wasn't anything big. Since she was keeping the flier he figured he would see her again anyways.

Soos then made an announcement "Remember dudes," he said reading from his book, "whoever party…hardies? What?" Soos was confused by the word but shrugged "Will get the party crown." He held up a cheap metal fake crowd for all of them to see. "Most applause at the end of the night wins."

Mabel and her new friends stared in awe at the crowd. Dipper noticed that Pacifica gained a determined look in her eye before she turned to Dipper, "Sorry to cut this short but I got a party crown to win."

"Good luck," Dipper said politely enough as he watched her go. He figured he would get another chance to talk to her if anything else to let her know how she could use the flier. He looked around to find Wendy again, noticing that Ranma and Ron were coming back inside the party.

Pacifica herself walked up to Soos and held her hand up expectantly "Party crown? I'll take that thank you very much."

"Who's that?" Mabel asked surprised to see the girl just ask for it.

"That's the most popular girl in town Pacifica Northwest." Candy explained.

"I always feel bad about myself when I'm around her," Grenda added.

"I can't just give you it." Soos explained to her, "It's a sorta competition thing you know?"

Pacifica laughed, "please. There isn't anyone here that is willing to go up against-"

"A party hardy contest!?" Ron cried as he appeared beside Pacifica, "I'm in! Boo-yeah!"

"Who are you?" Pacifica asked with a rise brow.

Ron grinned thumbing his chest/ "Ron Stoppable." He got no reaction from the girl. "Member of Team Possible?" Still no reaction, "Kim Possible's sidekick."

"Oh," Pacifica said, "good luck with that."

Before Ron could say anything else two more people joined them.

"Move over Ron," Lilo said,

"Stitch and I will be winning that crown."

Stitch laughed madly before he declared, "Party King!"

Pacifica blinked, "Is that a dog?"

Ron however grinned at them, "Sorry ladies but the Ron-man is winning today."

"Oh please," Pacifica muttered, "The blue dog is more a threat then you."

Mabel was beaming, as she quickly moved on the stage "I'll compete too!" she turned and held her hand out to Pacifica, "Hi I'm Mabel."

Pacifica looked her over with a raised brow, "Mabel? That sounds like a name for a little kid on a permanent sugar high."

"I'll take that as a complement." Mabel declared with a grin.

Ron just shook his head, as he knew his king was practically uncontrollable. "I wish you the best of luck ladies. May the best partier win."

Mable smiled as they watched him walk off before she said simply, "He's going down."

"Yep," Lilo agreed.

"Totally," Pacifica added.

Stich just stuck his tongue out and gave Ron the thumbs down.


After Dipper left Pacifica he manages to find Wendy near one side talking to someone and drinking some of the soda. "Hey Wendy. Sorry to leave you, but Bloom wanted the first dance."

"Hey can't keep a girl hanging," Wendy said not upset at all. "You can hang with me and Robbie."

Dipper stared noticing Robbie for the first time. The teen was leaning against a red racing bike. Speaking of which, "How did you get that bike in here?" Dipper could not help but ask.

Robbie smirked as if pleased with himself. "Snuck it in when that blond dumb guy and the hot redhead were switching for those twins we hung out with."

"Yeah you remember Karin and Yuzu from the convent store." Wendy said, "same for Dipper."

"Whatever," Robbie said before he pulled a guitar case off his back, "Hey Wendy, check out my new guitar."

He took out a fancy black guitar and played a bit. As much as Dipper didn't like the guy even he had to admit Robbie had some skill. Wendy was impressed, "Whoa cool."

That was when Dipper had a jealous fantasy of Wendy and Robbie dancing.


Wendy was lovely in the green backless dress that accented her hair and figure as Robbie just wore his usual hoodie, tight denim jeans, and fingerless gloves.

"Oh Robbie, I don't care that you're a complete insensitive jerk that almost got me killed by ghosts because of your own stupidity." Wendy danced as she had spoken, "Because you know how to play guitar and have a cool bike, take me in your arms! Hang on."

Wendy then took some time to pause the dance, walk to Dipper, and deliver a knight enhanced swift kick in the crotch as Robbie just smirked, loving every moment of Dipper's misery. Wendy then added, "Let's get married!"


"Hello, Dipper? Shampoo to Dipper." Shampoo said as she waved a hand in front of her King, as she was able to enjoy the party as well for working on the catering.

"Huh, oh, Shampoo. Sorry I was having a jealous delusion that I really don't want to talk about." Shampoo took a look at the direction Dipper was looking at Robbie hanging with Wendy and her enjoying the guitar a bit.

"So, you like Wendy, and that weirdo is in the way?" Shampoo asked and Dipper then realized that Robbie did illegally park his bike inside. That was when he got a bit of a sneaky idea.

"Shampoo, think you can give me a hand with something?"

A few minutes later Dipper was making his way over to Soos as Lilo and Stitch were singing together. Surprising enough Stitch was not that bad of a singer. Though Dipper was sure Lilo would pick an Elvis song but the song they were singing had a nice beat to it.

I Lai la

Ua I la

No malahini ohana

Welcome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Oh when you're down, you're feeling low

Got nobody by your side

It can be lonely, and you want to only

Find a place, no need to hide

Just lay back you'll fit right in

You can make it all come true

'Cause there's always hope inside

And hope will see you through

Aloha…

Stitch: Ji waba

You'll find the place where you belong

Ohana…A family to call your own

Where you fell at home

Everbody sing!

I Lai la

Ua I la

No malahini ohana

Welcome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Stitch: Maka maka

I Lai la

Ua I la

No malahini ohana

Welcome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Now you can see, tookie ba waba

Nothing but these clear blue skies

Love it has found you and when it surrounds you

It's just like paradise

Now that the door has swung wide open

Now your heart has taken wing

Feel that magic in the air

Oh hear your spirit sing

Aloha…

Stitch: Aloha

You'll find the place where you belong

Ohana…A family to call your own

Where you feel at home

Everybody sing!

I Lai la

Ua I la

No malahini ohana

Welcome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Stitch: Iki baba

I Lai la

Ua I la

No malahini ohana

Welcome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Throughout the song, Lilo added dancing, much of hit inspired from her hula lessons back in Hawaii. That was when Stitch then gave a crazy laugh, stepped forward, and got the crowd involved.

Stitch: Iki tooki nee ha

Crowd: Iki tooki nee ha

Stitch: Aka tiki baba

Crowd: Aka tiki baba

Stitch: Gaba iki tasoba

Crowd: Gaba iki tasoba

Stitch: Oocha

Crowd: Oocha

Stitch: Chika

Crows: Chika

Stitch: Miki miki coconut

After the last part, which was solo, Sitch moved back and sang with Lilo again

I Lai la

Ua I la

No Malahini ohana

Wecome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Stitch: Miki miki coconut

I lai, Ua I la, No malahini ohana

Stitch: Ha a waki mai, no malahini, tasoopa tasoopa

Welcome cousins, e komo mai

Aloha e komo mai

Stitch: Icky icky bo bo

Aloha e komo mai

Stitch: Tooki ba waba

Aloha e komo mai

Stitch: Bye!

Dipper had to laugh at the pair as the crowd cheered. He walked over to Soos as the man announced, "Lilo and Stitch got the room excited. Up next we have Ron Stoppable."

Dipper leaned over and whispered to the man. Soos made a new announcement "Dudes, would the owner of a red and silver dirt bike please report outside? It is being stolen right now."

This got Robbie's attention, "Wait, what!?" he quickly got off the couch with Wendy and ran to the window. He could make out some figure with long hair riding his bike away from the shack. He quickly ran out the door to catch the thief, "Hey! Get back here!"

"Wow," Dipper said appearing next to Wendy, "tough break." 'Thank you Shampoo.'

"I know right?" Wendy asked.

Kim was nearby and was eyeing the door, conflicted; "Should I go to help him?" she asked Wendy and Dipper seeing as they knew Robbie.

Dipper didn't say anything, not wanting to say something to rat himself out. Wendy however said, "He'll be fine. A bit angry that it happened, but he'll get over it." She then points to the stage, "Besides I think your friend's up."

Dipper nodded seeing a chance to keep Kim here, "Yeah, you know Ron would want you to watch him."

Kim hesitated before she nodded and headed to the stage for a closer seat. Ron pointed to and called out, "Hit it!"

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Yo, listen up!

Have a holler from Ron.

"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song.

Here's a story, in all it's glory, Ain't hidin' nothin',

Don't know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus.

Never heard a cat bark

Never heard a puppy purr,

'Cause my dad's allergic to every kind of fur.

So I searched for hairless pets

On the internet

Saw a JPEG of a pink thing, Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Backup: Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Come on y'all

Let the girlies sing!

Backup:Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Aha!

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Backup: Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Hey wait, I can't hear the girls sing!

Backup: Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

I heard Smarty Mart was having a sale,

On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail

Seemed to me this could be a solution,

The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution.

So the manager came to open the cage. He said:

"You know that pet's hairless."

I said: "I couldn't care less."

Handed him to me and said:

"Be careful, don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"

"No I keep him in my pocket!"

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Backup: Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!

Backup: Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Hey hey!

What is that?

That freaky thing

Backup: Yes that's right it's a naked mole rat

Gonna buy me, some bling bling!

Backup: Listen to the naked mole rap!

Oh can I get a Booyah?

The crowd then cheered "Booyah!"

Oh can I get a Booyah?

"Booyah!" The crowd cheered again.

Look at the camera say "Cheese"!

Smile for the camera say "Cheese"!

We go to Bueno Nacho, Chimorito, and a Naco,

Always grande size

Why not? I'm buyin'!

Rufus in my pocket

Can't stop it

Can't top it

Don't drop it!

You might just pop it

Rufus and Ron Stoppable

With our best friend Kim Possible.

We're not afraid of any attack.

I say "Yo KP, we've got ya back!"

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Backup: Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Come on ya'll, let the girlies sing!

Backup: Listen to Naked Mole Rap!

Uh, uh!

What is that?

Super freaky thing!

Backup:Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Wooh! Come on ya'll, let the girlies sing!

Backup: Listen to the Naked Mole Rap.

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap.

Dipper and Wendy laughed as the song ended and clapped for Ron, "Crazy song huh?"

Dipper nodded at Wendy's question and even Kim could agree, "It's definitely in Ron's style. Although, I don't know how or where he got those backup singers."

Wendy nodded seeing Kim's point, and shrugged at the backup singers that left the stage. She then said to Dipper, "I'll be right back."

Dipper watched her go, hold his hand up wanting to say something before dropped it and sighed. Kim raised a brow glancing from Wendy to Dipper and smiled, "You like her don't you?"

Dipper sighed, "I want to ask her to dance with me but it's so crazy. So many things can happen."

"At least you're making progress," Kim said, "Three years ago, or so and you'd would have had an overly complicated plan.

Dipper winced, "Not one of my better phases, and you probably would've done the same."

Kim patted his back and gave some advice, "True, but it's not about me right now. Wendy seems to be a really cool girl. Just go up and ask her to dance for the next song. She won't make a big deal out of it."

"But what if I mess up?" Dipper asked, "What if I do something stupid or do something to make her hate me."

"Dipper!" Kim said getting him to stop, "Wendy's your friend, and your new knight, I doubt there is anything you'd willingly do that would make her hate you." Dipper didn't look totally convince so she added, "If she doesn't say yes then the next two dances will be with me. Who knows, maybe she'll get jealous."

Dipper sighed, "Sure KP, and thanks."

Kim nodded, "Now go talk to her. Mabel's up soon anyway."

Dipper laughed and went to go find Wendy. While Dipper was looking for Wendy, Pacifica stepped up to the stage with the mike.

Mirror, tell me something

Tell me who's the loneliest of all

The music started somber, but got more rapid.

Mirror, tell me something

Tell me who's the loneliest of all

Mirror, what's inside me?

Tell me can a heart be turned to stone?

She picked up a bit on the last, shattering a few plastic cups with her perfect pitch, as the interlude started. Pacifica vocalized with the part in between before she continued the song.

Mirror, mirror, what's behind you?

Save me from the things I see!

If I can keep it from the world,

Why won't you let me hide from me?

Mirror, mirror

Tell me something

Who's the loneliest of all?

I'm the loneliest of all

The song ended as people felt it was lovely.

"I used to have a voice like that, before it changed." Grenda commented, as everyone was really excited for the song. Pacifica stepped off the stage and looked at Mabel.

"Top that." She said with a slight smug look on her face, even though the smugness was ruined from a slight tearing at the eyes. Mabel just shrugged as she got on stage.

While Mabel was getting on, Dipper was looking for Wendy, and found her. Even better was that Robbie was still having trouble with getting his bike back.

'I actually wonder what's happening.' Dipper thought, as he got up the nerve to ask Wendy to dance, thankful that he was forced to watch Lesson Zero of My Little Pony, courtesy of Mabel and his mom.


"Give me back my back you crazy Chinese bitch!" Robbie said as he was panting in the forest as Shampoo was giving him the run around.

'Some people are so stupid, and to think before becoming a devil I sounded just as bad.' Shampoo thought, referring to how she would sound like an airhead when speaking a foreign language. She would give the bike back, eventually...or not.


"Hey Wendy. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind dancing with me?" Dipper asked as Wendy thought for a moment.

"Sure, and it looks like your sister's about to get started." Wendy said as she pointed up on the stage as Mabel gained the microphone. The music started an upbeat tempo.

We are living our lives

Abound with so much information

Come on, let go of the remote

Don't you know you're letting All the junk flood in

I try to stop the flow, double-clicking on the go

But it's no use, hey I'm being consumed

Loading...Loading...Loading...

Quickly reaching maximum capacity

Warning...Warning...Warning

Gonna short-circuit my identity (ahh)

Get up on your feet

tear down the walls

Catch a glimpse of the hollow world

Snooping 'round town will get you nowhere

You're locked up in your mind

We're all trapped in a maze of relationships

Life goes on with or without you

I swim in the sea of the unconscious

I search for your heart, pursuing my true self

A slight interlude happened as Mabel danced on the stage and got the audience excited and pumped! Then the interlude ended and Mabel started again.

Get up, get up, it's time to get real

Can't control the steering wheel

Outside is in a veil of mystery

Won't get out so easily

We are living our lives, and we realize what's happening

Hey brother, watch yourself

Grab your things, don't miss your chance

Find your own rhythm and dance your own dance

Be creative, chart your course

You must know what lies ahead

Driving through the deep end of the ocean

Leaving obscurity

You are standing in the middle of another world

It's hard to feel your real emotions

You are smiling in a shirt wet with bitter tears

Let me help you find a place to call it home

We're all trapped in a maze of relationships

Life goes on with or without you

I swim in the sea of the unconscious

I search for your heart, pursuing my true self

The song ended and Mabel struck a pose, and the crowd cheered at how electrifying the song was. "Give it up for Mabel!" Soos cried, "That song was the-," he pressed a key on his soundboard and the sound of an explosion went off. Soos looked pleased with himself, "nailed it."

"Wow, she sounded awesome." Wendy said cheering for Mabel.

Dipper chuckled, "Yeah she's a good singer. Same can't be said for me."

Wendy rolled her eyes before she tapped his cap to cover his eyes, "What you think you're the only one who can't sing? I can't carry to tune to save my life."

Dipper tried to hide his wince but Wendy noticed anyways, "Dude, relax. I'm not mad at what you did. If anything you saved my life."

Dipper sighed, "I know but it doesn't change the fact that I still did it without your permission."

"Dude seriously, stop." Wendy said, "You saved my life and that's all that mattered."

Dipper seem unsure still so Wendy decided to cheer him up, "Hey want to see something?" she took out her wallet and showed a picture if three red hair boys and another figure which Wendy was covering with her thumb. "Those are my three brothers and I'm…" she moved her thumb to show herself. She was much taller than the three boys even if she was the oldest she wasn't that older than her second brother.

Dipper laughed, "Wow you were a freak!" before he covered his mouth.

Wendy however laughed glad to see she made him feel better. "Yep."

Dipper smiled, "Reminds me of how I was always made fun of because of my birthmark before I covered it up."

"Birthmark?" Wendy asked surprised by this. Dipper looked embarrassed and was about to change the subject but Wendy wouldn't let him. "No way dude, now you have to show me."

Dipper sighed and lifted his hat up before he bushed his hair off his forehead. There stood proudly were several dots and lines that formed a perfect Big Dipper. "The Big Dipper," Wendy realized, "That's how you got your nickname. I thought your mom was just being mean with the cuteness."

"No my grandparents at least talked her out of it," Dipper explained, "But She still calls me that all the time anyways, so it might as well be my name."

Soos made one more announcement, "One last song before we bestow the party crown. So let's take it down. Ladies? Dudes? Now the time."

Soos played a slow song and the dance crowd slowly broke into pairs and danced. Wendy grinned, "Oh snap I love this song."

Dipper grinned, "Care to dance my knight in flannel armor."

Wendy laughed, "Lead on my king."

The pair laughed and took to the dance floor. They held each other and dance slowly, just enjoying the moment. Dipper had to work to keep the wide grin from breaking out on his face. The dance wasn't long, but it might as well be for Dipper. But when it was done the two laughed before gathering around as Ron, Mabel, Pacifica, Lilo and Stitch stood on the stage with Soos between them. "Time to bestow the party crown!" he pressed a key and a boxing bell rang.

"Applause to vote for Lilo and Stitch!"

The crowd clapped and Soos held his hand to see the votes. "Now for Mabel!"

More clapped including the peerages, most of the crowd, including Stan, was clapping for Mabel. Soos held his hand up, "Mabel is in the lead. Now Pacifica!"

The room clapped as well as Pacifica looked smug. Soos raised his hand again and was surprised, "wow we have a tie!" Pacifica looked surprised by this but kept herself from making a scene.

"One last person," Soos was standing before Ron. "Can he win it all? Clap to vote for Ron!"

And the room cheered and clapped loudly. Kim was the loudest no doubt, but there was no denying the effect Ron had on everyone. Soos looked at the blond boy and declared, "And we have a winner! Ron Stoppable!"

The three girls were stunned as Soos gave Ron the crown. "Boo-yeah!"

"How did that loser win?" Pacifica asked.

"No idea," Mabel admitted.

"We can all agree it was rigged, right?" Lilo asked them to which the two agreed to keep their pride intact.

About an hour later the party was winding down and people were able to leave without having to pay the fee. Dipper managed to catch Pacifica before she left.

"Sorry you didn't win," Dipper said politely.

Pacifica huffed, "it was simply rigged."

Dipper shrugged seeing she was in denial. Pacifica then pulled the flier out she had hours ago. "You never did explain what this was for?"

"It's a gift," Dipper insisted, "If you have a wish or just really want something, wish for it on the flier and something will happen?"

"What you going to appear dressed like a genie?" Pacifica asked with a small giggle.

"Maybe," Dipper said humoring her.

Pacifica wasn't sure but decided to pocket the flier anyways. Dipper smiled as she left, figuring she will find out soon enough. If anything it might be a way to get several future contracts.

Mabel walked over to Candy and Grenda and sighed, "Sorry I let you guys down. I understand that you probably want to leave anyways."

"But then we'll miss the sleepover," Candy said.

Mabel stared at her, "The what?"

Grenda explained, "We called our moms and they said we can sleep over here with you. You're like a total rock star."

Mabel was amazed; stunned to find someone that wanted to sleepover that wasn't part of her peerage or Rias and her group "Really? You guys!" she turned to Soos, "Soos! Play another song! This is going all night!"

"Way ahead of you, hambone!" Soos cried getting a new record ready and started playing more music.

Mable danced with her new friends before she cried, "Girls! Sleepover tonight!"

Yuzu and Karin were excited, as were Kim, Akane and Lilo. Stitch giggled knowing he was going to be included and was looking forward to it. Ron and Ranma quickly left to help clean up, as they didn't want to be dragged into it. Wendy laughed next to Dipper and he was smiling happy Mabel was able to make new friends.

Off to the side Stan was counting the money with Nabiki, and glancing the teens' way. He smiled actually happy everything turned out okay with not only himself but with them. He figured this would be good for Mabel and keep Serafall off his back next time she visits. She'll be too busy with Mable's new friends to even care what he was doing.

"Dipper! Come meet my new girlfriends!"

Yeah, Stan was sure he had nothing to worry about for a while at least.

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