before you start this; i dont even know if this is possible. i didnt do my research... lo siento. but it was fun...

peace out snitchesss. wait, what? im not ghetto...


"Edward," I hissed, poking his side.

He opened one eye. "Hmm?"

"Whats that noise... that horrible noise?"

He groaned, sitting up on his black leather coach. I squirmed a bit to allow him to move while I was seated on his lap. "Jasper and Emmett..."

"Are doing...?"

"An 'experiment'" He made quotations around the word 'experiment'.

I heard growls and cries of... pain? coming from Jasper and Alice's room.

"They've been in there for, like, ever..." I muttered, wondering what they could possibly be doing.

"3 days to be exact." He sighed, obviously not amuzed with this project.

Apparently the situation was amusing to them since Emmett laughed that booming laugh and shouted "THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD!"

Jasper shouted over the whimpers of the mysterious experiment, "Yeah... but I feel pretty bad for the little fella!"

"JASPER- STOP IT!" Alice squeaked. "YOUR HURTING HIM!"

Emmett laughed... again. "Oh, don't be such a baby! Its almost done..."

Edward pulled me into his arms and ran with me down the stairs until we met Esme, Carlisle and Rosalie in the living room.

The whimpering and growling ceased.

Emmett busted the door down, running towards us with something mysterious wrapped in a blanket. "OH MY -"

"Ahem.." Esme cut in as Alice and Jasper joined our small gathering.

"...goodness" He continued in a smaller voice. "We are geniuses!"

"What is that?" I asked, pointing.

He was holding the object like a baby, and from this distance I could see it was struggling to get out of his grasp. I could also see he was struggling to prevent that from happening. Odd...

Edward seemed totally uninterested, his eyes watching my face carefully with a defeated look on his face. He obviously wasnt pleased with what was about to be unveiled.

"This, my friend, is the most ingenious thing man, well, vampire, has ever created."

Rosalie rolled her eyes. "Enough stalling, please."

He lifted the towel off of the thrashing creature. "Its a... a kitten?!?" I gasped.

"Not just anyyyy kitten!" Alice was blowing kisses to the little brown and white Bengal kitten.

Jasper smirked. "A vampire kitten!"

A kitten that wanted to drink my blood... a kitten stronger than Emmett... a kitten ready to break loose and attack me?

"I think I'm leaving..." I choked out. "And never coming back."


if you can prove to me that this can or cant happen in a review i will give you some honorable mention in chapter number 5, because people who know stuff just rock.

review, because your opinion always counts! or i just want to be like "haaaa i have more reviews than you!" (jk)

p.s. no kittens were harmed during the making of this chapter.