Day 15 - Faust torments Emerld.
Then the day came were Faust decided to traumatize Emerld. I was in downstairs at the time, again minding my own business, when I notice Emerld sneaking up the stairs Solid Snake style. I said, "Emerld, what the fuck do you think your doing!?" "I know there is something horribly wrong with that guy's room!" He replied. "No, I mean what the fuck you are doing sneaking around Solid Snake style!? I sneak around Solid Snake style, you sneak around Sam Fisher style, get it right! "I yelled at him.
About an hour later I notice he's still not back. "Where the hell is he!?" I said as I walked toward the staircase. Then, the explosion happened! "What the fuck!?" I said confused. At that time Emerld walked down the stairs, his clothes were ripped to shreds, but I was more interested in the fact that he now had an afro. "Don't fucking ask..." He said as he walked toward the couch, but that wasn't the end of his torment, not at all. Later that day Emerld was just minding his own business, "I'm going to get a soda." He announced as he walked to the fridge. Seconds later Faust burst out of nowhere and latched onto Emerld's face! "AHHH!!!" Screamed Emerld, "Get it off me!" he continued. He ran around the room for a few minutes until slamming into the wall hard enough to knock Faust off, and himself out. Hours passed.
"And this is where I left him." Faust explained, as Emerld still lie unconscious. "And he's been like this for how long exactly?" I asked."A few hours at the least" Faust answered as he put Emerld into a body bag. "Don't you think it's a little early for that? "I asked? "He isn't going to get much deader." He answered once again. "You don't know if he's even dead yet! " I explained. "But what am I going to put in the hole?" Faust asked. "What hole!?" I asked shocked. "The hole I dug in the back yard, it's about 10 x 20 feet." He replied. "But the yard isn't even that big!" I yelled at him. "No, it's bigger! At least now it is..." He explained. I sighed, "You know what, just slap him a few times, I'm sure he'll wake up, then tell him what you did you the yard, I'm going to bed, FOREVER!"
