"Salut!It's me,Moldova,the most adorable grandson of Rome and you're keeping up with me and my brothers!Pupici(1)!",winked the little boy.
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*narrator's voice*
Hello and nice to see you all again!So,as I've promised last time,the boys *points at France,Spain,Portugal,Romania,Romano,Italy and Moldova* will respond to all your questions and…
Romano: Can't we just start already?!
Okay,okay,we'll start….
First question(this is for you,France):How do you look so beautiful?
France: Honhonhon…*flips his hair*Maybe I'm born with it,maybe it's…L'Oréal. Oui,it's surely L'Oréal!
Mmmkay,next!Romania,can the fan who asked this question call you Roro?
Romania*blushes*:But of course!You can call me anything,literally anything!
Hungary*appears out of nowhere*: Then can I call you "TRASHCAN"?
Romania: Moldova,hold my hat!How this bitch even appeared in my show,how could she…
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Yeah,we're back with another question:Do you like animes?
Portugal: Are animes these cartoons that come from Japan?
Yes.
Portugal:Ah….Yeah,I like watching them…My favourite is Attack on titan.
Spain:Totally Sailor Moon!
Romano:HAHAHAHAHHA!Sailor Moon is for little girls!Lol!
Romania:You cried like a little bitch when you watched the last episodes of Toradora,so shut up!As for me,my personal favourite is Diabolik Lovers.
France:I love High school DxD!
Portugal*sighs*: As I expected…Italy,what about you?
Italy:Neko atsume is my favourite anime!
Romano:That's not even an anime,idiot!It's a fucking game!
Italy:Oh…Didn't know that…Moldova?
Moldova*smiling*:Future diary for the win!
*everyone stares at him*Moldova:What?
Let's move to the next question!Who's the best cook,it says!
France:It's totally me!Nothing compares to la cuisine française!
Italy*frowns*:What?!Dio mio,la cuccina italiana is better!We have pasta,pizza EVERYTHING!Right,fratello?
Romano:Si!
Spain:I think my food is better!I have paella,so shut up,you putas!
France:Non,mine is better!Everyone knows France equals luxury and glamour!
*meanwhile in the backstage,Romania,Moldova and Portugal are sharing some food*
Portugal:These cabagge rolls you call sarmale are very good!
Moldova:Thanks!Me and Romania made them!And we like your Mariscos!I don't get why the others are fighting….Food should bring love,not fight!
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Next question is for France!So,France,who's your favourite brother?
France:Hmmm….Firstly,my favourites were Italy and Romano,but they didn't want to spend time with their big bro…
Italy:Because you read me erotic books…
France:You had to know about these things anyway!And then,my favourite brother was Romania,because he wanted to be so hard like me!But after he was communist,he changed and became so…weird. Ughh…Now I like Moldova!He's so cute,so so cute…So cute…*pats his head* *France. Exe stopped working*
Moldova:Big brother France,are you okay?You make me feel uncomfortable…
Romania:Hands off from him!
Do you all get along well?
Spain:Si!You see,it's simple!I get along with Italy,Romano…
Portugal:Yes,you get along with Romano….He likes your tomatoes,if you know what I mean….*eyebrows wiggle*
Romano:I'm going to stick those sunglasses you have up your ass if you say something like this again,cazzo!
Romania:We have these kind of teeny-tiny fights,but we get along!By the way,I get along very well with Spain and Italy!And me and Romano are planning to have our own rap band. It will be cool!
Moldova:I like spending time with big brother Italy and Spain!
Italy:That's so nice to hear!
Spain:Too bad everyone dislikes France.
France:Shut up,shitface!
Next question!What do you like to do together
France:Hmmm….Eating together,watching soap operas,driving(I don't know why people evacuate the streets for the next 24 hours when we're preparing to drive),drinking wine and kidnapping England whenever he talks shit about us. Okay,I shouldn't have revealed the last thing…
Thoughts about grandpa Rome,guys?
Moldova:I was a baby when he died,so I didn't manage to spend time with grandpa Rome,but I think he was awesome!
Portugal:I remember when he used to play with us…and when he tried to give us wine,even though we were 4 years old…
Italy:I miss him…*sobs*
Romano:I don't miss him!That old bastard preferred Veneziano over me!
France:He left me with a bunch of babies on my head!Not nice!
Romania:I liked him!I remember when my other grandmother,Dacia(who didn't like him at all)used to mix herbs to make him run to the toilet. I think she actually made laxatives…
Spain:I can say he was a good grandpa. Maybe too free spirited,but a good one!
Romano:Are we done with this shit already?!Italy keeps crying like a pussy!
Oh,yeah!We're done,dear Romano!
So that was it with this episode of "Keeping up with Rome's grandons" and they can't wait to see you again,dear spectators!Keep having fun and being cheery!Bye!
Hello,guys!Hope you liked it and I wanted to ask you something…what would you think about a future chapter with the nyotalia version of Rome's grandons?Oh,and also,can't wait for your reviews/suggestions!Have a nice day!n3n
1- Kisses!(Romanian)
