Jimmy Timmy: Paper Jam

By Jayjar100

OCs belong to Wishmaker1028

Names of Timmy's Mom & Dad belong to Wishmaker1028


Chapter 4: The Science Fair


"Puking plutonium!"

That's what Jimmy said after he realized that he wasn't in his own lab anymore. He was in Timmy's house in Dimmsdale, although he didn't know whose house it even was.

"My hands…" Jimmy said as he examined his hands. "My arms…" Jimmy examined his arms. "And my depth… it's gone!"

"Where am I?" Jimmy asked. "That buck-toothed kid must have used this to teleport me out of my own lab!" The 'this' he was talking about was the Auto-Poofer.

"I've gotta get back to Goddard! If I'm not there to monitor his tune up, the atomic transmutation could run wild!" Jimmy said. "There's got to be some sort of instruction manual to this teleportation pen in here."

He opened a drawer in one of the dressers, revealing pink hats stuffed to the brim inside of it. "No manual…"

He looked inside of a fish bowl that was on a dresser. "No fish…"

He walked up to a closet and opened it. There were literally hundreds of Crimson Chin comic books in there, and they all fell out on top of him. "AH! No."

He got out of the pile of comic books and continued looking around. "Maybe, under the bed." He started to look under the bed.

Just then, Cosmo and Wanda had decided to return from their tropical vacation. They saw Jimmy's shoes sticking out from under the bed and assumed that he was Timmy.

"Aloha Timmy!" Cosmo and Wanda said.

Jimmy came out from under the bed. "Timmy, who's Timmy?" Jimmy asked. "I'm Jimmy, Jimmy Neutron!"

Cosmo and Wanda screamed.

"I'm not familiar with how you greet people in this dimension but okay." Jimmy said. Then he screamed, with Cosmo and Wanda joining in.

Then Jimmy looked out the window, and saw AJ and his clones riding on bicycles. "Hi Timmy." They all said. Jimmy responded by screaming.

"Scream all you want. We're still gonna kick your but at the Science Fair tomorrow!" AJ and his clones said as they rode off.

"Oh no, that kid isn't Timmy." Cosmo whispered to Wanda. "His swirly, fudgy hair is way too perfect."

"Worse, if he finds out we're Timmy's fairies, we'll have to go away forever!" Wanda whispered back.

Jimmy walked up to Cosmo and Wanda. "What are you?" He asked.

"I'm Cosmo…" Cosmo said.

"I'm Wanda…" Wanda said.

"And we're… um…" Cosmo and Wanda said.

"Holograms, of course!" Jimmy finished.

"Hey! Lay off the wife!" Cosmo yelled, pulling Wanda away from Jimmy.

"Oh, and capable of independent, rational thought. You must've been programmed for super intelligence!" Jimmy said.

Then, Cosmo gasped. "Did you hear that? He called me super intelligent!" He changed into a superhero outfit. "This looks like a job for my brain! Go ahead, go ahead, ask me something."

"Why are you still talking?" Wanda questioned.

"7!" Cosmo answered proudly.

Just then, the door to the room was suddenly kicked open, crushing Cosmo and Wanda against the wall. Timmy's dad, Terrance, was the one who opened it.

"Hey Timmy! Ready for school, and the big science fair?" Terrance asked.

"It's not Timmy, it's Jimmy, Jimmy Neutron!" Jimmy said.

"Oh, sure it is, son." Terrance said. "And I'm sure this amazing disguise has nothing to do with the fact that you don't want to go to school today because you didn't finish your science fair experiment."

"Bu-"

Jimmy got interrupted by Terrance, who laughed. "I remember the time you wanted to avoid that math exam and you were Kent Quasar, and the time you didn't want to go to the dentist and you were Buzz Adams! Oh that's rich!"

"I don't have time to do a science fair project. And I'm not Timmy!" Jimmy said.

"Of course you're not." Terrance said. "That's why we brought not Vicky, your not babysitter to not bring you to your not school!"

Vicky, who had just walked in, was smiling evilly. "Don't worry, Mr. Turner, I'll make sure Jimmy here gets to school safe and sound…" She said. "As soon as I get this fake head off!"


In Sunbeam Plains, Mario's group just finished saving some Paper Toads and were talking when the Lakitu from before flew down to them.

"Well, hellooooo there!" Lakitu said. "I went ahead and took those Paper Toads to Peach's Castle. Luckily, they were super light, so there was no danger of shell strain."

"Let's keep up the good work and rescue even more Paper Toads!" Starlow said.

"Okay!" Paper Mario said.

"Well then, I'll be off. Best of luck to you!" Lakitu said. Lakitu flew off.


Back in Dimmsdale, Vicky was driving Jimmy to school over the speed limit in the Striker Z, which looked old.

"Aren't you going a little fast?"' Jimmy asked. "You'll never stop in time at the velocity we're going."

"Stopping? Haha, that's funny." Vicky said.

As soon as the Striker Z passed by the school, Jimmy was kicked out of the car.

"Different world, same physics." Jimmy said. Then Cosmo and Wanda poofed next to him, disguised as cats.

"Hi, not Timmy!" Cosmo and Wanda said.

"You two!" Jimmy said. "You've gotta help me get back to my world and get that other kid back here!"

"We can't do that Jimmy. Timmy's gotta wish for it." Wanda said.

"So you only respond to a voice command from a specific human frequency?" Jimmy asked.

"I still have no idea what you're saying." Cosmo said.

"Hmm, you seem to be able to alter your appearance and location at will." Jimmy noted.

"That's because Timmy doesn't want anyone to know about us. We have to be careful." Wanda explained.

"That's probably because you're imperfect prototypes." Jimmy said.

"Well, she might not be perfect, but she's the one who said yes." Cosmo explained.

"Aww." Wanda said. Then she realized what Cosmo just said. "Hey!"

Jimmy looked at the sign in front of him, that read; 'Dimmsdale Elementary Science Fair Today'

"Science fair? That means fellow scientists!" Jimmy realized. "Maybe one of them is smart enough to explain this dimension's technology!"


In Sunbeam Plains, Mario, Luigi, Violet, and Paper Mario had gotten a present from some Paper Toads. It was a Special Attack that Paper Mario could use, called Paper Racket.

Later, they came across an area that had paper platforms scattered about.

"Wow!" Violet said.

"Is this what your home world looks like?" Starlow asked to Paper Mario.

"Yeah, this is pretty much how it looks like." Paper Mario answered.

"So that means that all these paper trees and stuff must have flown out of the book too!" Mario reasoned.

"I don't think so, Mario." Luigi said.

"Why not, Lui-" Mario started to say, until he saw the huge platform that had a Bowser face on it. "Oh."

"Of course…" Starlow groaned.


When Jimmy entered Mr. Crocker's classroom, every one of the students looked at him.

"Hey! It's Kent Quasar!" All of the students said.

"I'm not Kent Quasar!" Jimmy corrected.

"Oh, right, Buzz Adams!" Chester said.

"No, Jimmy Neutron!" Jimmy corrected again, annoyed.

"Riiiight." All of the students said.

"Nice new big head disguise, Timmy." Chester said, as Jimmy walked to the only empty seat.

"Didn't do your science fair project, huh?" AJ asked. All of his clones also asked "huh".

Jimmy sat down in the only empty seat. "No, I'm not Timmy! I'm Jimmy! Jimmy Neutron."

"And I am not Sanjay, I am Yogi Bear." Sanjay, who was sitting in the seat next to Jimmy said. "And I am smarter than the average bear."

Cosmo and Wanda appeared on Jimmy's desk, disguised as a pencil and eraser. Jimmy looked up as he saw Mr. Crocker walk to his desk.

"Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner?" Crocker asked. "Very well, since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!" Crocker handed a paper with a red F on it to Jimmy.

"Ah an F! It burns!" Jimmy said, dropping the paper as if it was on fire.

"Oh, but that's not all!" Crocker said.

Francis then walked over to Jimmy. "Plus, since you're Turner, you get the series of vicious beatings that I had planned for you today."

Francis punched Jimmy's hair several times, but he only hit hair, nothing else. "Hey! There's no skull in this fake head." Francis complained.

"And there's still more!" Crocker said.

"You still have to do your science fair project, which you haven't even started." AJ explained.

"I'm not Timmy Turner!" Jimmy said. "And what do you mean he hasn't started yet? He invented this teleporting pen." Jimmy held up the Auto-Poofer. "He's a genius." He pressed the button on it and he was teleported away from the classroom.


Mario's team was continuing through Sunbeam Plains, when a Toad came running up to them, screaming.

"We need your help! We've got a Bowser situation!" The Toad yelled. "He's invaded Peach's Castle!"

"Was it just the one Bowser?" Starlow asked.

"Funny you should mention that…" The Toad said. "There were actually two Bowsers!"


(Before Peach's Castle Invasion)

Peach and Paper Peach were talking to each other.

"I do hope Mario, Luigi, and Violet are alright." Peach said.

"Oh, I'm sure they're fine." Paper Peach said. "With any luck, they've already met up with the Mario from my world."

Then they heard a deep, bellowing laugh.

"Oh dear. I know that laugh all too well." Peach said. "I guess it's that time again."

"Ugh. Not again." Paper Peach groaned.

A group of Toads saw Paper Bowser fly in with his Koopa Klown Kar.

"HAND OVER THE PRINCESSES!" Paper Bowser roared.

"Augh! It's Bowser!" A Toad cried out.

Then the other Bowser came flying in on his Koopa Klown Kar also.

"Augh! It's another Bowser!" Another Toad cried out.

"Get it right, pip-squeaks!" Bowser yelled. "I'M Bowser!"

"Augh! We're doomed!" The Toads said. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" The Toads ran away.

"Why are you trying to steal my thunder, you attention hog?!" Bowser questioned to Paper Bowser.

"Hey, this is MY show too!" Paper Bowser argued.

They both growled at each other, and then got out of their Koopa Klown Kars they walked up to where the princesses would be, but they were replaced with cardboard cutouts of them.

"Huh?" Bowser questioned.

"Ooh, I'm so scared, Mario, help!" A recording that was attached to one of the cutouts said.

"You sound different than usual, Princess." Paper Bowser said. "Did you catch a cold?"

"Oh, I'm soooo scared! Mario, help me!" Another recording attached to the cutout said.

"You know what time it is. Kidnapping time." Bowser said. "And nothing gets in the way of kidnapping time!"

The two Bowsers burned the cutouts, obviously knowing they were fake. They went into another room, where they caught the princesses trying to run.

"WE'VE GOT YOU NOW!" Bowser yelled. "LET'S GO!"

"Hurry! Let's get out of here!" Peach said to Paper Peach.

"Guahahah! I don't think so!" Bowser yelled.

The two Princesses tried to escape. It looked like they were going to make it, but Peach tripped right before they made it to the door. The Bowsers caught up to them…

"MARIOOOOO!"


In Sunbeam Plains, Mario's group was uneasy.

"We need to get back to Peach's Castle STAT!" Mario said. "Maybe we can still save the princesses!"

"There's no saving them now, chumps!"

That was Bowser's voice they heard. Just then, both Bowser flew in on their Koopa Klown Kars, each holding a Princess.

"Hey, superzeroes!" Bowser yelled. "Say hello to the newest member of Team Evil, my pal Paper Bowser!"

"I wasn't too pumped about this guy biting my style at first." Paper Bowser explained. "So our fists had a little parley… And that's when it hit us!"

"We've got something important in common." Bowser said. "Taking you down!"

"Plus, working together made the kidnapping process much smoother!" Paper Bowser added.

"Of course, my kidnapping technique was way better!" Bowser argued.

"Oh, please! Peach wasn't scared of you at all!" Paper Bowser yelled.

"One of them was!" Bowser responded. "Anyway, enough arguing."

"We're heading back to the castle!" Paper Bowser said. "And you predictable lamebrains are gonna try to follow us, 'cause that's what you always do!"

The Bowser began to fly off, and Mario's team tried to follow, but they were interrupted.

"Don't you pests have something better to do?" Bowser questioned.

Something began to slowly dig out of the ground in front of them.

"Here. This will keep you buzy! Gwahahahaha!" Bowser laughed.

Bowser flew off, and Petey Piranha popped out of the ground in front of Mario, Luigi, Violet, and Paper Mario.

They prepared themselves for a fight.


Author's Note: I changed the line break to the normal fan fiction, and I'm going to do so for the other chapters, and the Super Paper Wishology (Rewritten) story hopefully soon. Anyway, thanks for reading!