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Ok quick setting before we start:

Roy And Riza ARE together

Fraternization law never existed

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Now Lets start

Disclaimer:I shall own Full metal Alchemist when pigs fly sky high *watches a pig get strapped to a rocket*...that's not what i meant....


Days at Central

A Place To Stay

It was just another day...*gets hit by a boot moving at 50 miles per hour*

*Rubs head* Well...atleast in this:

Roy and Riza live together (A/N: OMG)

Roy and Riza are married (A/N: OH MY GOD!!)

And the Full Metal Pipsqueak, His mechanic and his brother were standing outside their front door (A/N: OH MY GO- Wait, What?)

--Mustang's Freakishly Large Estate, 8pm--

*Ding dong* sounded the doorbell outside The Mustang Residence

*Ding dong*

*Ding dong*

No answer..and unfortunately Ed was getting impatient so he growled

*DingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdong* (A/N: MY EARS!! THEY BURN!!)

Like it was a miracle, Someone finally opened the door

"Oh Ed, Al, Winry..what are you three doing here?" Apparently that 'someone' was Miss Riza Hawkeye..or rather Mrs. Riza Mustang in this case

"Wait...how do you know our names? and who are you miss?" Winry asked like she haven't seen Riza before

"What do you mean?" Riza asked back

She then realized that her hair was down...she was wearing a white button up shirt and a grey skirt that reached her ankles (A/N: Which is much to Roy's disappointment) that made her rather unrecognizable

"Oh...." She then curled her hair to a bun so the others would recognize her

"Oh, Lieutenant Hawkeye! im so sorry i didn't recognize you! and what are you doing at the General's house?"

Riza giggled "Actually its Lieutenant Mustang...and this is OUR house now" (keyword: our) Then she smiled

"Al? is that you?" Riza asked after noticing that Al is in his own body now

"Yeah...but wait" He said before the three of them thought about the situation

--After a brief moment of thinking-- (A/N: Roy+Riza+One house+A whole lot of privacy= Kids?)

"YOU MARRIED ROY MUSTANG?!" The three of them shouted all at once and Riza just smiled in agreement

"b-b-b-but..y-y-you...h-h-him...h-h-how?...-w-w-why?" Ed stammered in fear of going into shock

"Why Ed? Are you saying that i can't be with the man i love?" (keyword: love)

"What? No...im just surprised, thats all"

And then Roy came to the picture

"Hey Riza, is dinner ready yet? im hungry..." He asked before saying:

"Wait...what are you three doing here?"

"Well...lets just say there was an accident"

*Camera pans over to a crater that used to be the building that the trio was staying at*

"Edward what did you do..." Roy asked the twerp (Ed: I AM NOT A TWERP!!!)

"Nothing, Honest" He raised his right arm up which was real now

"Anyway, can we stay here for the night?" Winry asked rather politely

"Well ok but the guest room only has one bed" (keyword: one) Roy said (A/N: Boy+Girl+Another Boy+One Bed= Misinterpretation)

"Well...it beats sleeping in the sidewalk" Said Ed like he WANTED to sleep with winry (A/N: See? its already misunderstood...)

Roy and Riza glared at Ed like he an unforgivable.....thing

"Why dont you come inside?" Riza asked them (Ed: FINALLY)

Before giving them a tour of the freakishly huge house that if you give more free space it could be considered a mall...Well not really, Anywho after that they went to the kitchen for some dinner and hopefully some sleep on their rooms

Al volunteered at washing the dishes while the cou- i mean the others went to their respective rooms

'Ahh...finally finished...better go get some sleep' Al thought while he walked back to the guest room which was another floor up

When he reached the guest room...well....let's just say that he heard stuff that he wasn't suppose to hear (A/N: DAMN :O)

When he took a peek inside he also saw what he wasn't suppose to see

(A/N: DAMN! :D )

Better not interrupt them....i'll ask the General if he has another place to stay at

Meanwhile at the Married Couples room they were...well doing something that cant even be mentioned in a T rated story (A/N: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN! XD ) but Al knocked on the door, thus pausing it (A/N: DAMN! D: )

Roy wore back his shirt and Riza just covered her upper body with the blanket there and pretended to be asleep (A/N: Hell that woman can play dead and fool a heart rate monitor!)

"Al? Whats the matter?"

"Mind if i stay with you guys?" (A/N: Awww...Just when they were getting busy...)

"Al...hmm.. Lets just say that Me and Riza's room is a place of 'electromagnetic activity' " What?

"Yeah well apparently Brother and Winry's room is too"

"Ok...Wait, What?" Roy asked in curiosity

"Well apparently the two of them is getting busy down there too" (Al: -__-')

Roy couldn't hold back a slight laugh after hearing what he just said

"Dont worry...Go back to the hall where the room is, go down that hall and the 3rd door to the right is another Bed room"

"Ok...but why didn't you tell us that there were two guest rooms?"

"Actually the whole place there is a hall just for guests...it must have slipped my mind.." Said Roy acting as innocent as possible..

"Ok, thanks"

Al headed back to the guest hall and down to his room where Winry And Ed were still having fun down the hall

--Roy's Room--

Riza pulled back and gasped for air as she asked what Al wanted so Roy told her the
story

"No way!" She said in disbelief

"Yes way, i'd go there my self but i'd rather spend the moment with the woman i love"

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NOTE: NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE MULTI-PARTED!

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