Cirque Du Fanfiction Chapter 4 thank you Kberry for sticking with this story, you are the best person in the world though I think you, S.L. Gibbs, Wolfgal78, and Ozuma thy Awesome, and Vanchanaut7 Are the BEST and I strive to make it to the level of Cirque Du Fandom you guys are at. I also have TONS more respect to OtA because he's written for The Hunger Games something I have not yet been able to do even though I LOVE that book (it's eerie that I just finished Book two of The Kane Chronicals and have read and enjoyed all the thing's he's read.) I'm wearing the MockingJay necklace, Thought I should share that. OOH and I had some awesome mint cocoa today. Yum!
"What do you think Darren?" I asked looking over to the raven haired boy. I thought to myself how many night's I'd be awake with a flashlight and a bag of chips and a box of tissues as I neared the end of the Cirque Du Freak Saga.
"Eh." He grumbled. "You spelled Evra's name wrong." It was obvious he didn't like it. He shoved Steve out of the chair and their was an audible creak. It was after all an eight year old wooden chair.
"Don't break my chair." I scolded. I could care less, With the money I was saving I could easily afford a better chair at IKEA. Darren made a face at me and started to type. He seemed like the only other one who could type. When I type I get in The Zone! My eyes never leave the keys and my fingers fly! He looked up every few minutes and after six minutes he finally stopped and pushed himself away from the desk. We all peered in to see what he was reading.
"What do you think it is?" Evra asked. Poking the slim black briefcase on Darren's hammock.
"I don't know." The raven haired boy replied. The two friends had just gotten back from breakfast and found the box glaring at them from the makeshift bed. It's four number combination lock settled over them like two silver eyeballs.
Evra rubbed his bare arms as a icy chill wafted into the tent, he went and closed the door to block the fall breeze and checked on the snake, sleeping in her little cardboard house she looked up and blinked her little beady black eyes, hissing tiredly.
"Sorry baby."Evra cooed, knowing how sensitive to the cold his pet was. Darren finally decided to open it, and with Evra standing shakily behind him . Darren lifted the locks and pulled at the top but it didn't budge. Then he noticed the locks. They weren't number combinations they were letter locks and right now they were in a certain format.
"HAHAHAHA" It read. Darren grunted.
"The Heck..." Evra demanded.
Darren threw the box to the side. Wondering who the Hell would send him something like this. Desmond Tiny? Some Vampaneze? Evra picked up the briefcase and fiddled with the combination locks.
"You'll never figure it out." Darren muttered.
"Got it!" Evra replied minutes later. "What do you think I did for the years I've been here." They opened the box slowly, in case anything jumped out at them. Nothing did. The snake slithered from her box to get a better look.
"What is it?" Evra asked.
"I think it's a laptop..." Darren said. "What was the password."
" C U in Hell."
"Wonder who it's from."
"Who knows." Darren clicked the tab that said his name. It opened to a lovely picturesque scene of a mountainous area in Southern Ireland large grassy hills dotted with little stone shelters and sewn together with darker lines of grass and. He clicked on the strange symbol it was a circle outlined by red, green and yellow with a blue dot in the middle. A blinding white page opened up leaving annoying light stains of Purple and Grey fields. The boys blinked as the colorful name GOOGLE popped up. They clicked the search box and what came down the search history was strange. A site called Facebook, one called YouTube,and one labeled FanFiction.. (click me!) Darren couldn't find a mouse but he realized that with his index finger on a strange little square he could move the little arrow. He tested it out and moved it in a circle, the little list disappeared. He started to panic.
"Where'd it go?" He asked.
"Click on it again." Evra said. He clicked the little search bar and the list reappeared.
"I didn't know you knew about computers." Darren said.
"And here I thought you'd know everything." Darren clicked on the name FanFiction and it led him to a website with a blue and gray color-scheme. It said Fiction on one bar with lists of all generas and underneath it talked about something called crossovers. On the top it said Login/sign-out. And on the bottom it talked about all promotional stuff.
"I'll be back man." Evra yawned, getting up and walking out of the tent. Evra seemed bored by this website. But Darren wasted no time. He clicked on Login, but realized he'd have to start an account. He gave himself a pen name of: HalfVampire1985 and set up his password. An email address. He remembered seeing one of these before. He clicked on the box to make up a email address but as soon as he clicked he got a address in a drop down menu. Darren_shan . He clicked on it
"Congratulations!" The green message read. "You account has been made, you will get a verification email in minutes!" Darren opened a new tab and typed this "Yahoo" into Google. He got a cheerful site that said. "Hello, Darren. (3) new emails!"Darren clicked on it and saw one from Yahoo, saying Congrats on your account. One from Fanfiction that said "EMAIL VERIFICATION CODE!" and one from "Hooded_figure13" He clicked on the email.
"Hello Master Shan,
You have found the combination to the briefcase. Good for you! You don't know who I am but I know who you are. Oh, I know who you are." Darren started to get a little nervous he read on.
"If you have created you Fanfiction account, you can find me at AnnieLuvsYoai Then you'll know who I am,A short man named Desmond tiny told me to send you the laptop. He made the combo I was told to send you this email. Please read some of my stories."
Love
AnnieLuvsYoai (but call be Anna)
Darren closed the email and opened up the EMAIL VERIFICATION CODE! he clicked the link and it brought him to the site again to his very own account settings. He found a bunch of choices he kept his user-name and password the same and wrote his description.
Hey, I'm Darren. I like to read, I live in a campground and I'm a vampire, I hope I like your stories! (What? he didn't know any better)
Darren clicked on his "Permanent website" It had a lot of symbols and letters on it was his country's location, his user-name and his short description. He licked on Browse: Books. He found a link that said "Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak He clicked on it and a long list of stories appeared in front of it. The first one was called 7 Minutes In Vampire Heaven written by 0Kurda-Smahlt0 (PS I LOVE this story you are an awesome writer! Please forgive me for using this in the story I wanted to use one of my favorites for Darren's first fanfiction enjoyment! Pleeeaase update it. I want to know what happens to Larten and Arra.) Darren clicked on it and started reading. It was an awkward but hilarious situation. He could totally see himself doing this to the clan on a boring day in Vampire Mountain. He started to laugh. I mean he laughed he threw his head back and gave an all mighty-snort of laughter the fifth chapter that howled with more insane laughter by the sixth chapter.
"What's so funny?" Evra asked running into the tent.
"Man you've gotta read this!" Darren said clicking the Favorite button on the bottom of the page.
"What is it." Evra asked
"We'll read it later, 'm supposed to find this chick on here name Anna." Darren said
"Got yourself a girlfriend?" Evra asked.
"No! Anyway Do you know what Yoai is?" Darren asked
"Nope." Darren clicked the search bar under Find: Author and typed in the name.
"Here she is."Darren clicked on her name...
I was crying and laughing when I read this.
"Dude your so rude." I said "I hope I like your stories?"
"What else do I say?" Darren asked
"I hope you like my stories." I said "You type on here then publish on there." I said.
"Is that what we're doing?" Steve asked
"Well duh..." I muttered
"Hey we don't know," Evra said "When we do these kinds of things we never actually type...stupid fangirls..." He shuddered. I heard a faint little jingle in the background. It was familiar and comfrting as well as bone gnawingly annoying. The Ice cream truck.
"Why don't we get some ice cream and post that chapter," I said. "That is Fanfiction Gold Darren!"
Aww Darren doesn't know what yoai is, well he's in for a brutal surprise isn't he. Yeha I checked there is no author named AnnieLuvsYoai, but as you can guess she is a made up character that write cirque Du Freak Yoai! So they get some ice cream and Darren knows how to write a funny story. This story will have a huge surprise twist that is going to make you all sing opera for a week. I think this story is gonna get better. PS I GOT THE HUNGER GAMES ON DVD TODAY! and I watched an hour and a half of the three hour bonus features and I got a kindle today I am living in Heaven!
