TB: Hey everyone! I realize I didn't put "I hate Benny" at all in the last chapter, like I promised I would. So just imagine an "I hate Benny" in there somewhere. I also did not put the disclaimer in the last chapter. I don't own RENT. Nor do I own the Llama Song (whoever does, I want to hug them for being so brilliant). What I do own are these lyrics and such.

Oh yes…a special round of applause for Midnightpopcorn for being my 50th reviewer for this story! You rock! Yay!

Anyway…here's Maureen!


The Maureen Song

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Here's a Maureen, there's a Maureen
And another singing Maureen
Fuzzy Maureen, funny Maureen
Maureen, Maureen, Mark

Maureen, Maureen, cowbell Maureen
And eleventh street lot Maureen
Joanne, Maureen, Elsie, Maureen
Maureen, Maureen, Mark

Maureen lived with Roger,
Markie, and Collins
(Oh, and Benny lived there too
But I really hate him)
Maureen dated Markie
Till she met Joanne
They became an "item"
Though Mo is not a man (!)

Did you ever see a Maureen
Calling Joanne "pookie" Maureen
Being bi-sex-u-al Maureen
Maureen, Maureen, Mark

Maureen fcking cheated Maureen
Leading mooing protests Maureen
"Take me babe, or leave me" Maureen
Maureen, Maureen, Mark

Maureen's a performer
And disses Benny
Since he is a meanie
I do not like Benny
Maureen does the tango
And she dates Joanne
Now will you excuse her
As she saves Cyberland!

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TB: Yeah…not my best work…but don't bite the hand that feeds you. Or it'll slap you. Ahahahahaha…(ahem) yes. Well…Collins is up next, everybody! Review nice things!