Cookin' with Disaster
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis.
Chapter 5: First Course
Kitty and Sam were in the kitchen, running through the list of things that the phasing mutant was going to need to prepare for cooking. Sam went down the list,
"Gloves?"
"Check."
"Cooking Utensils?"
"Check."
"Hazmat suit?"
The phasing mutant glared at the flier,
"Are you serious?"
The Kentucky born mutant looked back,
"Yeah, ah am. And, ah'm also serious about that special medicine Beast made from Wolverine's blood. It's supposed to heal any sort o' disease that's out there."
Meanwhile…
Hank McCoy and Simon Williams were both talking, along with Wolverine and Jim Rhodes. The four were exchanging stories about their respected schools, which led the feral to grunt,
"Those kids at the school; they're all nuts, especially when the girls fight over Starchild."
Beast added,
"Or the times the Misfits or the East Coast Avengers come over."
Simon grinned,
"How are those guys doing?"
Beast shook his head,
"Last week was horrible…"
Flashback, last week at the X-mansion…
Thor, the teen god of thunder, bellowed out,
"FOR GLORY!"
He picked up a water balloon and threw it, intending to hit Colossus. Instead, he had hit Tigra. The teen were-cat hissed out loud,
"Hey, watch it, Thor-chan!"
She picked up another water balloon and threw it back.
She-Hulk walked out,
"What's going on?"
She was hit in the face with a water balloon. Turning red with anger, she picked up another water balloon and threw it. This time, it hit Scott and sent him flying into the kitchen, his back hitting a wall. He moaned out loud,
"Owie. Pain."
He then slinked down to the floor. Sonic Blue noticed how the other teen Avengers were acting and shouted,
"HEY!"
Everyone looked at him. The inventor continued,
"We're guests at the Institute. The very least you could do is show a little respect!"
The teen Avengers all looked at him, shrugged, and tossed water balloons at him. Then, they all went back to what they were doing. Dripping wet, Spencer sighed,
"I don't know why I even try anymore."
End Flashback…
War Machine winced,
"Ouch. No wonder Iron Man had rust in his armor when he went to pick them up."
Wolverine grunted,
"They almost got my cigars wet, too."
He sniffed his drink,
"This stuff's strong."
Simon smirked,
"It's bourbon. A friend of mine brought into the studio once and gave me a whole case. I've been saving it for the right occasion."
Beast asked,
"Does the kids driving you crazy count?"
A loud crash was heard and Persiana cackled maniacally as she ran,
"You'll never take me alive, bitches!"
Carol and Tabitha were in hot pursuit, shouting out various things they would do to the were-cat once they caught her. The time-bomb thrower roared,
"You're dead, furball!"
The Air Force brat nodded,
"After me! I'll teach her not to talk about my beloved Red Sox!"
Tabitha grunted,
"Even if they do suck!"
Carol spun around,
"What?"
Tabitha shrugged,
"Oh, come on. Everyone knows now the curse is back on them. It'll be another 86 years before they win again."
The blonde powerhouse shouted,
"LIES! ALL LIES!"
She tackled the other blonde, a cat-fight breaking out. Ray and Roberto whooped,
"Oh, yeah!"
Hercules and Falcon cheered them on. Wonder Man looked at the others, sighing,
"Now, THIS is the occasion to drink. Who wants another glass?"
Next Chapter:
More West Coast Avengers/X-men insanity! Plus, what is Loki's plan for our heroes? Stay tuned!
