Dear Professor McGonagall,
Hello, My name is Alexander LaVille Harris and I am the 'God-King' of Los Angeles. Harry will not be coming to your school anytime soon, maybe not at all. You see, one of my wives is a Gypsy Witch and she is capable of teaching Harry everything he needs to know about magic, sorcery and wizardry. Hell, even I can teach him a few things. Besides, it wouldn't be fair to everyone at the school. Also, if your headmaster gives you any flack about him belonging to Great Britain, I have already talked to my fellow head in England; A.K.A. Your Queen, and she agreed with me.
You gave him up when he placed him on that doorstep, Willow's still pissed off at the Durselys and Dumbledore for what they did to him. So please make sure he doesn't show up in Los Angeles or there will be problems.
Sincerely,
Alexander LaVille Harris; God King of Los Angeles.
The Castle, Los Angeles, CA.
Dumbledore of course did not get 'God King's veiled warning and went to Los Angeles with British magical police. A few of them were rookies. For the last three years he was embarrassed by this so called Royal Family of Los Angeles.
The first year was when Harry was supposed to show up and he didn't and not only that, but a handful of students did show up. He found out that they had either went to America or a school in Italy. Those who had went to America, the 'Royal Family' had gave them asylum in Los Angeles.
The second year, the Chamber of Secrets had opened up and the creature was killing muggle-borned students. A group of men, with remarkable powers had came in and destroyed the creature and destroyed the diary that was controlling one of the students.
The previous year, Sirius Black had escaped Azkaban Prison and was searching for Harry, no one had heard from him in a while until the Queen had demanded that he got a trial and Peter Pettingrew had been caught. So, now Dumbledore was there with his army of Magical Police officers to take Harry from this 'King'.
They had came up on a huge set of doors. They were purple with a platinum crown on them. One of the officers pressed the doorbell button.
(We are the Champions -chime version)
"Arrogant Muggles," sneered Snape. Just then someone was at the door. It opened revealing a young woman with long dirty blond hair and blue eyes, she was dressed in royal purple and platinum bodysuit.
"Can I help you?" She said, Snape of course ran his mouth.
"You can hand over the Brat!" He said.
"Depends on the Brat." She said, he was about to be attacked when suddenly an arch appeared behind her and she disappeared. In her place was a young man dressed in purple and platinum armor with a shield in front of him blocking the attack and then he pulled out his sword.
"May I help you?" He said, he had long black hair and brown eyes. Snape glared at the young man.
"Are you Alexander Harris?" Asked Dumbledore
"Who's asking?"
"Just answer the bloody question!" Said Snape that was when the man hit Snape with the butt of his sword knocking him out.
"As I was saying," he said. "Who's asking."
"I am Albus Dumbledore. I need to talk to you about Harry." The man laughed.
"For starters, yes I am Alexander Harris. I know all about you Dumbledore, you ruin people's lives for your so-called 'Greater Good'. I said it in my letter now I'll say it you, Harry's not coming to Hogwarts."
"But he has to! He belongs to..."
"Wizarding Britain? You guys gave him up when you left him on that doorstep. But, I'll be sporting with you." He took his sword and slammed it in to the ground. "If you can wield my sword and strike me down, you can take Harry." So Dumbledore was about to pull out his wand when he was stopped. "No Wands! Take the sword in your hand and kill me with it!" So one of the aurors grabbed the sword and suddenly, his hands were burned off.
They realized that the sword was a very powerful sword and only Alexander can wield it without any harm. Xander picked up the sword and glared at them. "You failed, if you ever come here again, I will make sure that is the last thing you do! Now," he charged up and his armor glowed. "Get Out Of My SIGHT!" With that Dumbledore, Snape and all of the aurors were banished from the castle.
Meanwhile Willow was teaching Harry everything she knew about magic he was a great student and was slowly becoming one of her avatars. They had heard that Dumbledore had ignored the warning and was about to go and help out when they had felt Xander's energy banish the headmaster and his 'moron patrol' from the castle.
"I guess Xander took care of things huh?" She said.
"I guess so," said Harry.
"Okay, let's continue the lesson."
"Yes ma'am."
END
Note: I merged 'Guardian Xander' and 'All-father Harris' for this one (sort of).
